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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

InfinEight posted:

>make weed and flesh golem copulate while you masturbate

# ? Feb 19, 2014 19:51

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Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

say to the old man: yo you were being a sniveling little bitch when i let johnny five aces live. why dont you go loving kill him. beat him up with your old man wizard stuff or whatever. ill be checking out that hut i forgot to check out at the beginning. when youre done come bring me a beer

# ? Feb 19, 2014 19:54

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

>Make another weed golem

# ? Feb 19, 2014 19:57

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

Funkysauce posted:

> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory

Let's get this poo poo on track.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:02

Trabandiumium: Feb 20, 2010

> git checkout fleshgolem
> git merge weedgolem

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:23

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

the key is clearly to collect enough golems to defeat Johnny Five Aces and the Deceiver

>fly to sewer

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:26

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Zapdos posted:

>Jump on the weed golem, light it on fire and breathe deeply while riding it back to the bar for that beer

we can't get drunk and stoned until we do this

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:27

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Go back to the mountaintop over the bar, and perform the ritual to create a poo poo golem again. We need to create a poo poo golem that won't kill us this time if we want to take on Johnny.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:35

Smeego: Sep 9, 2001; japan sucks

Funkysauce posted:

> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory

Let's get this poo poo on track.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:39

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Regalingualius posted:

>Go back to the mountaintop over the bar, and perform the ritual to create a poo poo golem again. We need to create a poo poo golem that won't kill us this time if we want to take on Johnny.

have the flesh golem suplex the poo poo golem off of the cliff

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:52

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Regalingualius posted:

>Go back to the mountaintop over the bar, and perform the ritual to create a poo poo golem again. We need to create a poo poo golem that won't kill us this time if we want to take on Johnny.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

have the flesh golem suplex the poo poo golem off of the cliff

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:53

Mymla: Aug 12, 2010

gggiiimmmppp posted:

have the flesh golem suplex the poo poo golem off of the cliff

# ? Feb 19, 2014 20:53

TED BUNNDY: May 30, 2009; SO HUNGRY; Pork Pro

make a bigass weed catheter and weed funnel, insert them into your urethra and butthole, set them on fire and piss into your own rear end

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:06

Newfie: Oct 8, 2013; 10 years of oil boom and 20 billion dollars cash, all I got was a case of beer, a pack of smokes, and 14% unemployment.
Thanks, Danny.

Funkysauce posted:

> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory

Let's get this poo poo on track.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:11

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ask old man if he's ever seen Donnie Darko, i mean really seen Donnie Darko

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:12

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:30

turn it up TURN ME ON: Mar 19, 2012; In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

>Make Ash golem

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:32

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

>Cuckold Bob

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:32

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

>Use the circle here to create a poo poo golem UNDER YOUR CONTROL, then march back to the bar with all three golems (as well as your other followers).

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:34

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

>rebind that body/arm we used as a missile before. If it's too damaged use that body hanging in the background to form a new arm.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:34

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

>storm fortress

e: if we go back to the bar, get the beer and turn it into a beer golem

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:34

Sole.Sushi: Feb 19, 2008; Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

>Order golem to repair while you ejaculate in your own mouth

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:38

Fred Dawes: May 10, 2009

>Command Bob and Wife to ride the Weed Golem east with you

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:39

InfinEight: Apr 25, 2007; What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT

>give the wings attached to the flesh golem to Bob and Wife, repairing their wounds with vines. Instruct them to fly over the bar whilst urinating, then rejoin you at the fortress.

# ? Feb 19, 2014 21:39