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ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


> Go East so we can finally find out which political figure is the Deceiver

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ArchWizard posted:

> Go East so we can finally find out which political figure is the Deceiver

it's obviously johnny, that godmoding gently caress

Nation of Thizzlam
Sep 9, 2010

Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

SquadronROE posted:

>Make Ash golem

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010


i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

SquadronROE posted:

>Make Ash Ketchum golem, ask minions if they want to trade pokemon cards.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011



>then head east

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

Funkysauce posted:

> Move east with both golems, piss everywhere to mark territory


Let's get this poo poo on track.

Chronojam
Feb 20, 2006

This is me on vacation in Amsterdam :)
Never be afraid of being yourself!


ArchWizard posted:

> Go East so we can finally find out which political figure is the Deceiver

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ArchWizard posted:

> Go East so we can finally find out which political figure is the Deceiver

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Order golem to repair while you ejaculate in your own mouth

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

>Go back west and create a piss golem out of the trail we left behind

we can't let this opportunity pass to create yet another golem

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



let's brainstorm potential golem minions

  • beer golem

subhelios
May 26, 2013

Unfortunately, there is no such game as 'World of Submarines.'

gggiiimmmppp posted:

let's brainstorm potential golem minions

  • beer golem

Jizz golem.

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!

ArchWizard posted:

> Go East so we can finally find out which political figure is the Deceiver

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011

gggiiimmmppp posted:

let's brainstorm potential golem minions

  • beer golem

Golem golem.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Grow coca and make a cocaine golem. We can lick it when we need a little perking up.

Freak Magnet
Jan 12, 2010

Drifting - It's not for the faint of heart.
> Destroy both of these lovely Golems using the staff. Confiscate weapons and lock up Bob and Wife. Head to bar... this quest can't even begin to start until we've taken care of Johnny Fuckin' Five Aces.

> Take some weed for the victory blunt in the bar w/ beer.

Redjakk
Apr 24, 2007

cormano sigue siendo mi hermano
Fun Shoe
Go East because we've dicked around for like, 4 days.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Redjakk posted:

Go East because we've dicked around for like, 4 days.

Can we make a golem out of dicking around? Cause he'd be really fuckin strong if we could, there's a ton of dicking around to build him out of.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Redjakk posted:

Go East because we've dicked around for like, 4 days.

this thread has taught me that we're really not so different from the nerds playing crowdsourced pokemon for the last week
I mean how hard cna it be to go get a beer this is madness

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
jesus you guys are kinda bad at this

>use staff to grow hops and make a beer golem, then head east

Foppington
Feb 11, 2013

Neon Dreams

Freak Magnet posted:

> Destroy both of these lovely Golems using the staff. Confiscate weapons and lock up Bob and Wife. Head to bar... this quest can't even begin to start until we've taken care of Johnny Fuckin' Five Aces.

> Take some weed for the victory blunt in the bar w/ beer.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

jesus you guys are kinda bad at this

>use staff to grow hops and make a beer golem, then head east

hops are not the only ingredient in beer yo

>Use staff to grow barley (maybe American 2-row)

>Use staff to grow summit hops

>Use staff to grow citra hops

>Somehow acquire fermentation chamber, boil kettle, mash tun or strainer for mash material

>boil water, steep grains at steady 145*F temp for 1 hour, boil with several oz's of hops for standard IPA recipe, spend 2 weeks on fermentation in airtight fermentation chamber, spend additional week dry-hopping fermented beer, either bottle with priming sugar or keg and force-carbonate, finally chill and enjoy your beer, you heathen.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

SquadronROE posted:

>Make Ash golem

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
>Get on with it

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Redjakk posted:

Go East because we've dicked around for like, 4 days.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Redjakk posted:

Go East because we've dicked around for like, 4 days.

For real.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Redjakk posted:

Go East because we've dicked around for like, 4 days.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
Command Bob and wife to end the angel's suffering. Secretly take pleasure in watching.

Tampa Bay Barbie fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Feb 20, 2014

Claes Oldenburger
Apr 23, 2010

Metal magician!
:black101:

> Get the winged beast high and then question him

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock

THE FUCKING MOON
Jan 19, 2008
>Use the staff to infuse your dick with the power of life and put the angel out of his misery with a magnum-force cumshot to the head

THE FUCKING MOON fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Feb 20, 2014

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Dauntasa posted:

get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
> Add wings to the weed golem

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Dauntasa posted:

get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Fuse the winged being into the flesh golem's crotchal area so it has a talking cock.

TheHordor
Jul 3, 2011

Dauntasa posted:

get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock

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Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
> Give the Angel a blunt so he can be at peace

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