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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Ok, Bjay9, we're all ready to roll, and, what the?-

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the Egg Advisory Council. Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately, you know.



If these trends continue..... AYYYYYYYYY! :c00l:

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Jerusalem posted:

If these trends continue..... AYYYYYYYYY! :c00l:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh they weren't all happy days.....

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Oh they weren't all happy days.....

:stare: Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

:stare: Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

That's not what I meant! :mad:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Writer Cath posted:

:stare: Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

From this point on, no quoting.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

Oh they weren't all happy days.....

Ron Howard's attached to direct!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Ron Howard's attached to direct!

....unbelievable.... :rolleyes:

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

....unbelievable.... :rolleyes:

What?!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Writer Cath posted:

:stare: Yeah, then we'd get the chair.

To demonstrate what you're in for, I will now strap myself into this electric chair, which was deactivated over thirty years ago, and, I can only assume, still is.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

To demonstrate what you're in for, I will now strap myself into this electric chair, which was deactivated over thirty years ago, and, I can only assume, still is.

He's gonna smell like me!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Whatever you say, Principal Tamzarian. :smug:

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Escape is impossible! :france:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

He's gonna smell like me!

Does this sound like a man who got ... all he could eat?

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

Ron Howard's attached to direct!

Like the time I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

He's gonna smell like me!


It smells like Otto's jacket... :confused:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

He's gonna smell like me!

Hehee. An elephant's butt!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hehee. An elephant's butt!

You promised you'd stop making that comparison.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

You promised you'd stop making that comparison.

Lowenstein....

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?

Only here, and in Mississippi.

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Writer Cath posted:

Lowenstein....

I charge on a sliding scale.
I can shitpost for as little as $30 an hour.

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

MondayHotDog posted:

Ron Howard's attached to direct!

But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
But Dad, the Itchy and Scratchy Movie is the defining event of our generation! How would you like it if someone told you you weren't allowed to watch the moon landing?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Elfface posted:

But Dad, the Itchy and Scratchy Movie is the defining event of our generation! How would you like it if someone told you you weren't allowed to watch the moon landing?

No deal, McCurt, that moon money is mine!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The Dark One posted:

But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet...

Note: The Dark One died on the way back to his home planet.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Writer Cath posted:

No deal, McCurt, that moon money is mine!

Slow down Cath, you're not on the moon yet!

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

Tokelau All Star posted:

Slow down Cath, you're not on the moon yet!

So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand!

Sand! Sand! Saaaaand!

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Daktar posted:

So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand!

Sand! Sand! Saaaaand!

Come back, Zinc! Come back!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



AKA Driver posted:

Come back, Zinc! Come back!

I need tungsten to live.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I need tungsten to live.

My insulin!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

My insulin!

My raisin roundies!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

My raisin roundies!

My toolshed!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

FanofPortals posted:

I charge on a sliding scale.
I can shitpost for as little as $30 an hour.

Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent, Senor FansofPortalo!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I need tungsten to live.

What do you say we turn this baby loose on some feldspar?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

What do you say we turn this baby loose on some feldspar?

Rattle a few windows down Kennebunkport :smug:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Rattle a few windows down Kennebunkport :smug:

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

The buffalo was already tame. I merely shot it.

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

The buffalo was already tame. I merely shot it.

Oh boy! Buffalo testicles!

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