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Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

The old man is the deceiver, right? There is only one way to find out

> Throw the old man into the lava. If he swims, he is the devil.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
> Do not enter the gate before completing the Johnny romance option.

Boombox Jackson
Nov 3, 2008

Teron D Amun posted:

The old man is the deceiver, right? There is only one way to find out

> Throw the old man into the lava. If he swims, he is the devil.

The old man avoided the lava during the mmmbop thing so this might be a good idea.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
>Make a goddamn lava golem

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



<initiate a socialized healthcare system

BrainParasite
Jan 24, 2003


Consult the helix fossil.

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


Get beer, make 99 bottles of beer on a golem

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
>rip the wings off the dead angels and attempt to fuse them to bob and his wife

>jerk off

>cry

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Shield tits, get beer, then go north. Beer can be useful.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

BrainParasite posted:

Consult the helix fossil.

Epic ref

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Twenty Four posted:

Lead your group through the broken gates and see what is on the other side.

Still this since the reload.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
> drill for oil, become captain of industry

DerpAlert
Aug 31, 2009

Haulin' Ass, Gettin' Paid
TEN XXXTRA LARGE

Roargasm posted:

> drill for oil, become captain of industry

> Invent new kind of motor which extracts energy from the atmosphere. Give 70-page 20,000 word speech about capitalism then have an aneurysm and die.

copy of a
Mar 13, 2010

by zen death robot
> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

i brought sauce
May 5, 2006

Look it's Cthulhu! Yay Cthulhu! Everybody do the Cthulhu fingers!
Go back to the bar and get the beer.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Teron D Amun posted:

The old man is the deceiver, right? There is only one way to find out

> Throw the old man into the lava. If he swims, he is the devil.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



legalize weed

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

and shield tits

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


>*summon* Biden, combine into Obiden

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum
> smell Wife's hair a little

Newfie
Oct 8, 2013

10 years of oil boom and 20 billion dollars cash, all I got was a case of beer, a pack of smokes, and 14% unemployment.
Thanks, Danny.

copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

And shield tits. The only way we can succeed will be with a slave Leia impression.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



copy of a posted:

> do whatever Atma wants to advance the drat game

this is never the answer

go south, get some chitterlings and bourbon, raise confederate golem

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
>Go West
>Make Beer Golem

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

SquadronROE posted:

>Go West
>Make Beer Golem
we ran out of Golem Juice

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

this is never the answer

go south, get some chitterlings and bourbon, raise confederate golem

Not sure how that golem would handle a black president.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Justin Tyme posted:

>Go north through the gate and stop wasting time

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Not sure how that golem would handle a black president.

worst case, after it fights the flesh golem to the death we can turn the scraps into that golem golem we were talking about

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

by your powers combined I am Captain Golem

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
>Make old man golem.

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&
cast enlarge satan

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


gently caress whatever we're doing. We've got the power of life, god drat it! Let's create our own loving civilization in this wasteland!

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
lol you guys are gonna blow up the drat staff, it's already straining to keep three golems up already


hth

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>combine best parts of all three golems into one golem, saving staff power while simultaneously making a better, more combat-ready golem. Go north.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



maybe the staff was the deceiver all along

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TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
use the staff to create an autonomous vine fist, attach wings to fist so that it's a flying fist, and use it to fist your rear end in a top hat while you masturbate into your own tears

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