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Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Glorgnole posted:

there's a theoretical nuclear space weapon called a casaba howitzer that's essentially this

jesus christ

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Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

FMguru posted:

i will admit a softness for david webers baen books set in the starfire universe because i had a lot of fun building spaceships and shooting pew pew lasers in the starfire boardgame back in the 1980s

oh god so much time wasted

we had a multiplayer game with the empire system and everything, i used all my points to build just three goddamn huge, mega-armored, firelinked capital ships that operated as a unit (long range, short range, point defense), one of the other players churned out the largest number of the cheapest disposable ships possible, literally hundreds of them

first turn, i completely at random jump into his home system

it took eight hours to finish that fight (i won but lost the point defense ship) and afterwards we decided we weren't going to play starfire anymore

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTZ2Tp9yXyM

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Heresiarch posted:

oh god so much time wasted

we had a multiplayer game with the empire system and everything, i used all my points to build just three goddamn huge, mega-armored, firelinked capital ships that operated as a unit (long range, short range, point defense), one of the other players churned out the largest number of the cheapest disposable ships possible, literally hundreds of them

first turn, i completely at random jump into his home system

it took eight hours to finish that fight (i won but lost the point defense ship) and afterwards we decided we weren't going to play starfire anymore
you played with the empire expansion

ha ha ha ha ha

for those not familiar - imagine eve with all calculations done by hand

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Shaggar posted:

pacific rim was unironically worse than transformers in every way

gently caress I almost got shaggared

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

FMguru posted:

you played with the empire expansion

ha ha ha ha ha

for those not familiar - imagine eve with all calculations done by hand

exactly

in hindsight i'm positive that our referee (or whatever you called him) was full-on autistic, we were just all pre-internet 80's nerds who could barely talk to anyone if it wasn't about spaceships so we were taking what we could get

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

this looks cool

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

I watched Paycheck the other day. I thought the core conceit was pretty interesting but the worldbuilding was poo poo and it seemed railroaded as heck.

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
somebody i was reading said something like, dc/wb is all worried about how they can do a wonder woman movie and make it serious like the recent batman and superman stuff, while marvel/disney says "here is a raccoon with a machinegun"

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
sort of sci-fi question: is there any actual evidence of dark matter/energy outside of a need to balance equations or is it looking likely that it's this century's version of the aether

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

quote:

The central premise is that in 2001, humanity receives greetings from a highly advanced, peaceable Galactic Federation. However, all is not well, for a species of aggressive aliens known as the Posleen are attacking the Galactics. Since the Galactics are almost entirely unable to fight, they are appealing to the proven military abilities of humanity for aid.
However, things are rarely as simple as they seem, and humanity soon discovers that the Galactics are no friends at all. There are plots within plots, some going back to the dawn of humanity and beyond: plots that endanger the very survival of humanity.

...

As the Posleen have yellow blood, the war song "March of Cambreadth" ("Let their yellow blood run cold") becomes popular with the military. The song, its lyrics, and artist's bio is included in the Baen Free Library.

pfhghghghg oh john ringo



computer parts posted:

sort of sci-fi question: is there any actual evidence of dark matter/energy outside of a need to balance equations or is it looking likely that it's this century's version of the aether

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullet_Cluster#Significance_to_dark_matter but it's still not a slam dunk

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Grandmaster.flv posted:

I watched Paycheck the other day. I thought the core conceit was pretty interesting

Based on a PKD story

quote:

but the worldbuilding was poo poo and it seemed railroaded as heck.

Directed by John Woo

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

i guess i'll take hooga chaka over the fog horns

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

this looks like loving garbage

like tank girl or howard the duck levels of garbage

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
this looks like the tor-est movie ever made

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

computer parts posted:

sort of sci-fi question: is there any actual evidence of dark matter/energy outside of a need to balance equations or is it looking likely that it's this century's version of the aether

Dark matter never really sat right with me either. Unless I'm misunderstanding, it basically assumes that non-star material is practically negligible in mass estimates, which just seems a little too presumptuous to invent a form of matter over. With so much interstellar space, is it really crazy to think that all the non-luminous matter in between would account for the difference? Maybe I'm completely misunderstanding the issue but I'm not sure what hard data we're basing our assumptions over what a galaxy should weigh compared to what lensing suggests it actually weights upon.

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
tank girl was fun garbage

that said last time i watched it i was high as gently caress

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

SmokaDustbowl posted:

this looks like loving garbage

like tank girl or howard the duck levels of garbage

I would say it looks more like hellboy but w/out taking itself so seriously.

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

I watched Tank Girl sober and was bored to tears I turned it off during a gunfight in the 3rd act

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

Theoretically it should be a fun movie but its the epitome of the super forced 90s 'punk' dying fart

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
In February 2014, Gunn revealed that the film would incorporate songs from the '70s and '80s, such as "Hooked on a Feeling", on a mixtape in Quill's Walkman, which acts as a way for him to stay connected to the Earth, home and family he lost.[79]

oh gently caress you

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

MANIFEST DESTINY posted:

Theoretically it should be a fun movie but its the epitome of the super forced 90s 'punk' dying fart

i read one tank girl comic in a details magazine that i bought because it had a trent reznor interview

it was okay, but didn't inspire me to want to subscribe to details magazine

you could get beat up for that sort of thing

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


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PCjr sidecar posted:

Based on a PKD story


Directed by John Woo

I pretty much pretend Hard Boiled was John Woo's only movie.

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

MANIFEST DESTINY posted:

With so much interstellar space, is it really crazy to think that all the non-luminous matter in between would account for the difference?

that's one of the theories but it has some pretty big problems

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

quote:

If one assumes that all of the dark matter in the universe consists of baryons, then there is far too much deuterium in the universe.

loving duh you idiot manifest destiny

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
*starts stockpiling deuterium*

do they still make heavy water up at bruce nuclear? ROAD TRIP

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

there is far too much deuterium in the universe
ive been saying this for years

MANIFEST DESTINY
Apr 24, 2009

vOv posted:

that's one of the theories but it has some pretty big problems

Yeah I get what this is saying but (and this is where I just go on gut because I don't have any knowledge of the research involved) it just seems more likely that their math/their model/their observations are off than is the likelihood of there being huge amounts of matter that interacts with the detectable universe only gravitationally and in no other way. Like how they come to the numbers and efficiencies revolving around the big bang must be so heavy in postulation that it just surprises me that they're so certain its tangential models must be correct that they're inventing stuff to accommodate the discrepancies. I know occum's razor isn't the be all end all but come on. Since my wife is a scientist and I've got to know all her lab friends and how idiotic they can be and how often they'll pass off junk science to get funding/published its made me so much more distrustful of some of the big theories like this that have hung around so long in pop sci without a smidgen of truly compelling evidence. Don't get me wrong I'm the dude defending science to dumb people on facebook all the time but the reality is its pretty fallible.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Suicide Sam E. posted:

Every "future" game that has stairs in it amuses me.

Splicer posted:

Genuinely interested to hear you elaborate on this.

Suicide Sam E. posted:

A series of platforms raised at regular increments is the best anyone can do? Even now we have G-D escalators. Even ramps would be slightly better than stairs, if you're going by conservation of materials and utility. There could be those transportation tubes like in "Futurama" and "Portal". Some kind of teleport system would be more sci-fi futuristic (although Star Trek did have teleportation and an elevator, but at least not any stairs).

Stairs are archaic. I can only picture them being planned and built in the future as an aesthetic choice.

Metal Pink Babble
Mar 31, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


Maniac Mansion was the debut feature ... The spiral stairs in the library and the "Out of order" sign at the stairs: this comes from the Skywalker Ranch

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Glorgnole posted:

gonna do it, wish me luck

e:

pppphhhhaahaha
looking forward to Glorg returning ITT to call me a 'Fucker' or similar

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

ol qwerty bastard posted:

*starts stockpiling deuterium*

do they still make heavy water up at bruce nuclear? ROAD TRIP

god drat obama comin' to take away ar deuterium :bahgawd:

vOv
Feb 8, 2014


amazing

also ugh thanks for reminding me the scp foundation exists

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
what kind of autistic gently caress thinks that ramps are a substitute for stairs in ANY loving reality?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the kind of autistic gently caress who posts in the general bull poo poo scp thread

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

i thought you were replying to yourself for a second there

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Glorgnole posted:

i'm watching BSG now. i've already seen the end so i know it gets bad & dumb at some point. where should i stop watching and go do something else?

also does old BSG have anything going for it? the effects shots that Space Mutiny stole seemed p dece, but what about the plot and other such important things?

the plot for oldBSG is p. schlocky because it's literally 1970s network television, and ABC was not above meddling in production. hence poo poo like "the towering inferno, with our heroes in space!!" and "a western gun duel, with our heroes in space on the studio western backlot!!"

the original TV movie was really good by the standards of the day, and the "holy poo poo our civilization got nuked by a sneak attack" thing was probably really resonant for people living through the cold war. the special effects were also about the best you could see on TV until star trek TNG came along.

however those special effects also made the show murderously expensive, which was a big part of why the production struggled and it got canceled after one year. to be fair to the showrunners, they had envisioned doing BSG as a series of big event TV movies where they'd have more time to do special effects. instead, ABC insisted on it being a regular one-hour series, and so there's a huge amount of effects reuse in the show.


i'd say give the original movie a watch, and if you find it charming enough, watch some more until you get bored or w/e.



Glorgnole posted:

also you guys really like arguing about bad pop-culture movies and tv shows for some reason. how about, you all go find and read a middling-tier sci fi book series and then you can come back to the thread and argue about it.

or we could play the game of "how many honor harrington books can you read before it gets intolerably stupid", then we can criticize each other's tolerance to bad & dumb things

i think a big part of it is that there's a greater chance most of the thread participants will have seen [bad movie]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i like the marvel movies but i hate that every character quips constantly

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i'd say give the original movie a watch, and if you find it charming enough, watch some more until you get bored or w/e.
it's all right until they get to the fake casino planet and then holy poo poo is it bad

of course that's like the entire last third

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Glorgnole posted:

i'm watching BSG now. i've already seen the end so i know it gets bad & dumb at some point. where should i stop watching and go do something else?

also does old BSG have anything going for it? the effects shots that Space Mutiny stole seemed p dece, but what about the plot and other such important things?

that always confused me. was space mutiny supposed to take place in bsg? or did they just use it because it was available/cheap?

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