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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Ditch posted:

Willie I'm sorry to say that a win there is not getting him into the UFC. Beating someone who is 11-11, after not fighting for 22 months, and being age 35... not a good combination. "Fight didn't count" meme has run its course, but Bob Sapp fights literally don't count, so in real fights he's 2-0-1 in the last 3 years. Not a ringing endorsement.

"Unbeaten for over three years"

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Ditch posted:

Willie I'm sorry to say that a win there is not getting him into the UFC. Beating someone who is 11-11, after not fighting for 22 months, and being age 35... not a good combination. "Fight didn't count" meme has run its course, but Bob Sapp fights literally don't count, so in real fights he's 2-0-1 in the last 3 years. Not a ringing endorsement.

Are you that confident in this statement after hearing about how Patrick Cummins is co-maining a PPV card after having four fights in the z-leagues while not being particularly active in his own right?

This is MMA homie, it isn't just the outcomes of fights that anything can conceivably happen.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
It's a lot easier to get in based on potential and amateur wrestling than to get in as someone who's 18-14, with lots of those losses being to no-names.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Ditch posted:

Willie I'm sorry to say that a win there is not getting him into the UFC. Beating someone who is 11-11, after not fighting for 22 months, and being age 35... not a good combination. "Fight didn't count" meme has run its course, but Bob Sapp fights literally don't count, so in real fights he's 2-0-1 in the last 3 years. Not a ringing endorsement.

:smithfrog:

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
Has James Thompson considered becoming friends with Daniel Cormier?

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMhWBgnTbs0

Baszler has amazing arms, but her Sharpshooter technique needs work.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Ditch posted:

Willie I'm sorry to say that a win there is not getting him into the UFC. Beating someone who is 11-11, after not fighting for 22 months, and being age 35... not a good combination. "Fight didn't count" meme has run its course, but Bob Sapp fights literally don't count, so in real fights he's 2-0-1 in the last 3 years. Not a ringing endorsement.

Why do you hate fun?

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
I hope James can stay healthy, get whatever training he needs, and rattle off a bunch of wins. He's got the sort of aggressive style that UFC loves, plus he's had several high-profile fights and has a great look, so I think UFC would err on the side of signing him if he was close to deserving it.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
YO! gently caress 24 HOUR FITNESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE3VpxYq5h4

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

When I did one semester of highschool in Alabama, I always laughed at the people condescendingly saying "profanity is just a cover for poor vocabulary!".
It's all starting to make sense now.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
i was going to say "phil baroni went to college some people just swear a lot". then i clicked the link and it wasn't the NYBA. i can't put to words how disappointed i am

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
p-cool war machine has a youtube channel titled "alpha male poo poo" so he can 411 us on all the alpha things alpha dudes do, like bang on camera for money, go to jail, do topless bottle service for gay men

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The key for JT to get into the UFC is to talk poo poo about any heavyweights who get booked on a UFC show in Europe and hope for an injury so he can slide right in.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

MassRafTer posted:

The key for JT to get into the UFC is to talk poo poo about any heavyweights who get booked on a UFC show in Europe and hope for an injury so he can slide right in.

Funny you should mention that, he'l just messaged me 5 minutes ago wanting to do stuff like that after he "smashes Colin", and that he's sorry he's too busy swimming in training recently, which is great to hear, makes me think we are going to get a Bobby Lashley wrecking version of JT for this next fight as well!!

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Bah, Oplot has been canceled for today due to the recent events in the Ukraine :( Hope it is back tomorrow!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Ken Shamrock called me a troll on twitter yesterday for mentioning that Jon Jones crashed his Bentley. First time my girlfriend has been impressed with a twitter interaction *flexes*.

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Your girlfriend finds interacting with Ken Shamrock to be impressive. You probably need to find a new girlfriend.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ken Shamrock called me a troll on twitter yesterday for mentioning that Jon Jones crashed his Bentley. First time my girlfriend has been impressed with a twitter interaction *flexes*.

My girlfriend met James Thompson and did not appreciate it in the slightest, it made me think long and hard about my current relationship.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

K8.0 posted:

Your girlfriend finds interacting with Ken Shamrock to be impressive. You probably need to find a new girlfriend.

She recognized him from WWE...not sure if that mitigates things at all.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

willie_dee posted:

My girlfriend met James Thompson and did not appreciate it in the slightest, it made me think long and hard about my current relationship.

what if you HAD to chose?!

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
There exists only one James Thompson

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Repost for the weekend crowd:

B-League Update!


FRIDAY 2/21/14

9PM EST - WSOF Canada 1: might be streamed, otherwise will air next weekend on NBCSN

10PM EST - Legacy FC 28: Bush Vs Cleveland: axs.tv

11PM EST - RDC MMA: http://tevelive.net/tvc-deportes-en-vivo or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvglqtGQRA

More Mexican MMA! Hopefully they'll have 5 minute rounds this time!


SATURDAY 2/22/14

1PM EST - NCFC 3: http://www.gnp-tv.de/live-streams/

1PM EST - Made 4 The Cage 13: http://www.livestream.com/made4thecage

2PM EST - EUMMA 8: will post stream if I can find one.

2PM EST - Oplot Challenge 101: Dancing guy is in the main event! May not happen due to current unrest in the Ukraine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH-B-GP7whw

If they decide to only air it on russian tv again: http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv or http://ovego.3dn.ru/publ/boec/2-1-0-1212 should work.

2:30PM EST - Celtic Gladiator: Path of the Warrior: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/celticgladiator

4PM EST - Circuito de Talent MMA 6: Curitiba: http://tvnocaute.com.br/noticias/detalhes/2007#.UwYsDfldWSo

5PM EST - Shockwave Combate 6: http://tvnocaute.com.br/noticias/detalhes/2006#.UwYsLfldWSo

6PM EST - MMA Costa Combat 3: http://tvnocaute.com.br/noticias/detalhes/2005#.UwYx0PldWSo


SUNDAY 2/23/14

2AM EST - Vale Tudo Japan 4: https://fightcreature.com, will post direct link closer to the event.

individual865 fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Feb 21, 2014

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Intel&Sebastian posted:

She recognized him from WWE...not sure if that mitigates things at all.

Ask her what her favorite Ken Shamrock vs. Dan Severn match is.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Leave it to Warmachine to relate the Holocaust to using chalk at a 24 hour fitness.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

willie_dee posted:

There exists only one James Thompson

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/James-Thompson-68473
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/James-Thompson-58175

hey look this one is better than your thompson

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/James-Thompson-28766

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That was meaner than re-posting MOBN's whife.

heeebrew
Sep 6, 2007

Weed smokin', joint tokin', fake Jew of the Weed thread

Captain Log posted:

Leave it to Warmachine to relate the Holocaust to using chalk at a 24 hour fitness.

This part and the part where he said he was so going to smash that little bitch mother fucker if only he wasn't on parole.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Cyborg said she plans to drop to 135 and retire Ronda by the end of the year.

But I'm so confused, :ortiz: said it would be impossible!!!!

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
German mma commentary is freaking me out.
Also one of these dudes on NO COMPROMISE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP (NO COMPROMISEAAAAAGHHH!!!!) is apparently a Carlson Gracie student and, as per the commentator - Gracies don't wilt under punches.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
The VTJ 4th card tonight actually looks really good: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/21844-vale-tudo-japan-4th

Takaya-Uchimura is a great fight. Also, flyweights galore! Worth staying up for.

individual865 fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Feb 22, 2014

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

German mma commentary is freaking me out.
Also one of these dudes on NO COMPROMISE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP (NO COMPROMISEAAAAAGHHH!!!!) is apparently a Carlson Gracie student and, as per the commentator - Gracies don't wilt under punches.

Drop by #mma and chat with us, translation of commentary is always appreciated!

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Lol German iaido

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
VTJ 4 streaming here: http://fightcreature.com/channel-2/ Password is above the player.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
All of your Bellator season 10 needs can be addressed here!

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update!

It appears as if we are Oplot-less this weekend :(. However, there's some M1 to fill your Slavic punching needs, and an Oplot fighter is on the card! Also, free Mexican MMA on Friday night! As always join us in #mma to discuss, especially if you happen to speak whatever language the commentary is in, laughable poo poo often arises.

FRIDAY 2/28/14

10:05AM EST - M-1 Challenge 45: Prelims may be on https://fightcreature.com, otherwise main card is here at 12:45PM EST: http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/rossiya-2

6:30PM EST - Bellator FC 110: See thread.

10:30PM EST - TitanFC 27: Ricci Vs Gurgel Prelims: http://www.cbssportsnetwork.com/titan_fc
Main: 11:30PM EST on CBS Sports Network.

11:30PM EST - RDC MMA: Weekly Mexican fights! Maybe this week they'll have figured out the 3 rounds of 5 minutes format! Fun times!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_wtoMJBA0



SATURDAY 3/1/14



2:45PM EST - Cage Warriors 65: Prelims: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cage-Warriors-Fighting-Championship/112090072144502?id=112090072144502&sk=app_113165568775888 Main: https://cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com

7PM EST - Driven MMA 1: Free fights, Dan Hornbuckle in the main event, WMMA co-main. [url]http://www.gfl.tv/Events/Fight/MMA/Driven_MMA_One_/2324[/url

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

individual865 posted:

B-League Update!

It appears as if we are Oplot-less this weekend :(. However, there's some M1 to fill your Slavic punching needs, and an Oplot fighter is on the card! Also, free Mexican MMA on Friday night! As always join us in #mma to discuss, especially if you happen to speak whatever language the commentary is in, laughable poo poo often arises.

FRIDAY 2/28/14

10:05AM EST - M-1 Challenge 45: Prelims may be on https://fightcreature.com, otherwise main card is here at 12:45PM EST: http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/rossiya-2

6:30PM EST - Bellator FC 110: See thread.

10:30PM EST - TitanFC 27: Ricci Vs Gurgel Prelims: http://www.cbssportsnetwork.com/titan_fc
Main: 11:30PM EST on CBS Sports Network.

11:30PM EST - RDC MMA: Weekly Mexican fights! Maybe this week they'll have figured out the 3 rounds of 5 minutes format! Fun times!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_wtoMJBA0



SATURDAY 3/1/14



2:45PM EST - Cage Warriors 65: Prelims: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cage-Warriors-Fighting-Championship/112090072144502?id=112090072144502&sk=app_113165568775888 Main: https://cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com

7PM EST - Driven MMA 1: Free fights, Dan Hornbuckle in the main event, WMMA co-main. [url]http://www.gfl.tv/Events/Fight/MMA/Driven_MMA_One_/2324[/url

There's also WSOF: Canada on NBC Sports on Friday and apparently has a really brutal KO.

And Bellator

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Once upon a time we had ShockFights, now we're gonna get Unified Weapon Master.

Here's a vid of a dude getting smacked around a bit inside one of their armor suits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIJpoM2YwM

This seems absurd on the level of that Onion MMA news report about The Man With The Iron Fists, it is unreal. Against all hope I really wish they get at least one show off the ground, just for the sheer WTF factor of witnessing the spectacle.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bushmeister posted:

Once upon a time we had ShockFights, now we're gonna get Unified Weapon Master.

Here's a vid of a dude getting smacked around a bit inside one of their armor suits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIJpoM2YwM

This seems absurd on the level of that Onion MMA news report about The Man With The Iron Fists, it is unreal. Against all hope I really wish they get at least one show off the ground, just for the sheer WTF factor of witnessing the spectacle.

I have to admit the idea of two dudes in riot gear beating the gently caress out of each other does sound appealing. Esp. if they do it in the Hip Show arena.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

Bushmeister posted:

Once upon a time we had ShockFights, now we're gonna get Unified Weapon Master.

Here's a vid of a dude getting smacked around a bit inside one of their armor suits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIJpoM2YwM

This seems absurd on the level of that Onion MMA news report about The Man With The Iron Fists, it is unreal. Against all hope I really wish they get at least one show off the ground, just for the sheer WTF factor of witnessing the spectacle.

In a similar vein of absurdity, I present: http://matrixfight.com/. Dude wants to hold MMA fights on parabolic flights. Amazing.

Edit: Hahahahahhahahaha

matrixfights.com posted:

There are only a handful of companies around the world that run parabolic flights. And they are not interested in helping us.

But I’m convinced that you are all that matters. If we can get enough demand, then I guarantee someone will step up and fill the void to help us bring to you what everyone wants to see. It’s only a matter of time if the demand is there. I’ll keep you updated through twitter, Kickstarter and my mailing list, so be sure to connect with me.

The goal is to rent an aircraft, find certified pilots, and to do our parabolic flight in uncontrolled airspace. Thus removing the need to comply with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) or the NASA.

individual865 fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Feb 27, 2014

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

individual865 posted:

In a similar vein of absurdity, I present: http://matrixfight.com/. Dude wants to hold MMA fights on parabolic flights. Amazing.

the vomit will be a nice touch.

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