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malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Approach the demon slowly while masturbating furiously. Mutter "it's not gay, it's masturbation" as quietly as possible and repeatedly until you're right in front of it, then jump and stab the demon through the chest with your dick.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> run a train on bob's wife with the full cast

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>entangle satan with weed. if he burns it, he will get high and wont be a problem. engtagle homosex the 5th horseman with weed, give him a handbeezy and then make wife rape him, so he loses his power

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

Punc
Nov 3, 2009

Ass to Ass.

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



changing my vote to

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Feb 21, 2014

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008



>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Bloody Penguin
Apr 3, 2009

I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
>Mix it up and masturbate sensuously

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
The large demon inches towards us?

> Cast unenlarge satan. Have the bone golem squash on the tiny jerk. Masturbate furiously.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

> Tell the centaur you can't hear him over the sounds of your awesome boner golem because he sounds a little hoarse.

Shankel Magnus
Jul 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

The Droid posted:

>Ask the horseman what became of Homosex, the fifth horseman

Homosex is the 5th horseman of the apocalypse. We're probably just dealing with War here.

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

gggiiimmmppp posted:

> run a train on bob's wife with the full cast

This.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

FUCK YOU CAT!
Mar 23, 2009

FUCKIN' AIR DUSTER
big DUST WITH text
big AIR CATtext
Bang the oval office out.

RalphTheWonderLlama
Jan 23, 2006

Baseball is serious business.
Make a demon golem from the corpses.

Then what sole sushi said.

BrainParasite
Jan 24, 2003


Poop dick rear end faaaarts

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
>Make a demon corpse golem

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Sole.Sushi posted:

>Save Game

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

Gotta be careful here folks.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Act like you know the centaur, ask him about his family, tell him you share his concerns but that you have to work with an obstructionist congress *gesture towards Bob and Wife and Old Man*

LoveMeDead
Feb 16, 2011

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

InfinEight
Apr 25, 2007

What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT
>Tell the horse creature "Repayment begins with redemption. Red... and DEAD." Order the bone golem to tackle the demon, reforming the bones into a cage. Once restrained, have Bob fire an arrow into its swollen cranium.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

BHB
Aug 28, 2011

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
> Say, "whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses." Then drink the hell out of that beer to gain its powers.

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

RalphTheWonderLlama posted:

Make a demon golem from the corpses.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

>konami code

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
> up up down down left right left right b a start

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Richardanator
May 8, 2006

Mmmm.....

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Tibeerius
Feb 22, 2007

Garp Truther posted:

Use the staff to shoot as many vines as possible into the demon's anus and out through his mouth.

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Harley C posted:

>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert

Donald Kimball
Sep 2, 2011

PROUD FATHER OF THIS TURD ------>



Sole.Sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

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packsmack
Jan 6, 2013

sole.sushi posted:

>Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the loving face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.

>Masturbate furiously.

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