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I like horses. Maybe I could be a stable boy.
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You have nothing better to do at three o'clock in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, I find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!
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Feb 20, 2014 10:47
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I like horses. Maybe I could be a stable boy. I had pony! 
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Feb 20, 2014 14:18
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Riptor posted:I had pony! Why would you leave a thread packed with ponies to come to a non-pony thread?!
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Feb 20, 2014 14:38
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ShaqDiesel posted:Why would you leave a thread packed with ponies to come to a non-pony thread?! Exactly! This horse loves the slop. It's in his bloodlines! His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.
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Feb 20, 2014 15:16
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haljordan posted:Ukraine ain't a loving joke right now, I turned on CNN last night and it looked like the entire country was on fire. 
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Feb 20, 2014 15:19
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Feb 20, 2014 17:54
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ShaqDiesel posted:Why would you leave a thread packed with ponies to come to a non-pony thread?! I've had enooough. *logs out*
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Feb 20, 2014 23:39
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Red posted:Exactly! This horse loves the slop. It's in his bloodlines! His mother was a mudder?!
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Feb 20, 2014 23:56
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myron cope posted:His mother was a mudder?! What did I say? 
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Feb 21, 2014 00:56
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Feb 21, 2014 02:14
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You can see the marks from his fake tan/makeup smearing on the wall.
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Feb 21, 2014 13:54
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Hank Morgan posted:You can see the marks from his fake tan/makeup smearing on the wall. His buttocks are sublime!
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Feb 21, 2014 14:18
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It's not Top of the Muffin... TO YOU!!!
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Feb 21, 2014 15:02
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esperantinc posted:His buttocks are sublime! I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world.
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Feb 21, 2014 15:41
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I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.
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Feb 21, 2014 16:22
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potee posted:I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges. All right, Hobo Joe. I didn't wanna put a damper on your little smorgasbord here, but it's the end of the week, so I added up your tab.
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Feb 21, 2014 16:31
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Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it? That is the sounds of you buying a whole can.
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Feb 21, 2014 16:43
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His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp!
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Feb 21, 2014 16:44
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Mountains of duck! Not fatty duck either, but juicy, tender breasts of duck!
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Feb 21, 2014 20:42
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ultramiraculous posted:Mountains of duck! Not fatty duck either, but juicy, tender breasts of duck! HOW DO WE KNOW IF DOG FOOD IS ANY GOOD! who tastes it 
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Feb 21, 2014 20:56
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Cartwright? Cartwright?
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:Cartwright? Cartwright? Co-stan-za!
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Feb 21, 2014 21:09
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If I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow two Kokos.
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Feb 21, 2014 21:44
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:Cartwright? Cartwright? I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up.
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Feb 21, 2014 21:49
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Max22 posted:Co-stan-za! Cantstandya!
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Feb 21, 2014 21:52
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Mr. Bonanza, a "Seinfeld" friend? 
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potee posted:If I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger, they wouldn't be able to call me Koko anymore because Kruger would never allow two Kokos. Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.
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Feb 21, 2014 22:07
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K-uger! K-uger!
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Feb 21, 2014 22:19
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Red posted:I tell her you not here, she say curse word, I hang up. Oh no, Mr. Cohen always here.
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Feb 21, 2014 22:30
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Supreme Allah posted:Oh no, Mr. Cohen always here. Hey! What stinks in here?
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Feb 22, 2014 00:13
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This is late butmojo1701a posted:It's not Top of the Muffin... TO YOU!!! No, no, it is!
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Criminal Minded posted:Sounds like he runs a real tight ship. There's no management whatsoever; I could go hog wild in there! 
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Feb 22, 2014 02:40
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potee posted:I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant, seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges. He's a loathsome, offensive brute; yet I can't look away.
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Feb 22, 2014 03:35
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Hey! What stinks in here? It still smells.... IT STILL SMELLS!!!
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Feb 22, 2014 05:18
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You are nothing but a piece of crap. A piece of crap. I find you extremely ugly. You emit a foul and unpleasant odor. I loathe you.
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Feb 22, 2014 05:30
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Root Bear posted:It still smells.... You see! You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's the beast!
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Feb 22, 2014 06:11
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What am I, hard of smelling?
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Feb 22, 2014 17:15
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How could I be with someone like you? I couldn't respect myself!
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LividLiquid posted:How could I be with someone like you? Pam. Pam? PAM!
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