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Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Hogge Wild posted:

>send golgotha first throught the goatse door
>make pretty dress from wife and wear it
>enter goatse.cx

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011

Black Griffon posted:

> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

Need this for when we eventually meet Byron.

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Dauntasa posted:

i can say whatever the gently caress i want here, ain't nobody gonna scroll past this poo poo and actually read it

im gay

Fail

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
Was thinking the same thing, we need a bobwife golem. If we still have bob around, Homosex can switch to him and use him agaisnt us

Ren and Stimpire
Oct 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Name the Golgothan Michelle and have the old man perform a brief wedding ceremony.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Black Griffon posted:

> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

Peroxide Cowboy
Nov 30, 2013

Black Griffon posted:

> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Black Griffon posted:

> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
>use beer as the blood of the bobwife golem

Mr. Crane
May 16, 2009

The deranged
golem-android is both beautiful and dangerous.
When was the last time you cleaned your ears? Like behind them too? Point this out to your foes, that you can't even remember the last time you cleaned your ears, or even washed your hands for goodness sakes

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Rip all the dicks off all the corpses and make a giant dick golem to go through the goatman's portal. Have it walk in and out a few times before it goes all the way in while you laugh like Beavis and Butthead.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

almightyerin posted:

Rip all the dicks off all the corpses and make a giant dick golem to go through the goatman's portal. Have it walk in and out a few times before it goes all the way in while you laugh like Beavis and Butthead.

Nation of Thizzlam
Sep 9, 2010

Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

almightyerin posted:

Rip all the dicks off all the corpses and make a giant dick golem to go through the goatman's portal. Have it walk in and out a few times before it goes all the way in while you laugh like Beavis and Butthead.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

almightyerin posted:

Rip all the dicks off all the corpses and make a giant dick golem to go through the goatman's portal. Have it walk in and out a few times before it goes all the way in while you laugh like Beavis and Butthead.

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Black Griffon posted:

> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000
look staff
cast summon choom gang

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008

Black Griffon posted:

> make bobwife golem from bob and wife

and then go through the loving butthole door already

Stentorian Hoot
Jun 14, 2001

Couldn't get it up...

almightyerin posted:

Rip all the dicks off all the corpses and make a giant dick golem to go through the goatman's portal. Have it walk in and out a few times before it goes all the way in while you laugh like Beavis and Butthead.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Can we reload the save to see if we could've saved bob's wife? We did something wrong here

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


DUNCAN DONUTS
Mar 27, 2010

by XyloJW
>smoke weed and beer for courage. attempt to auto-fellate.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
> Settle back and drink a beer

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Try to release the enchantment maintaining the bone golem to see if you can create mini-golems to follow in with you.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
Oh my god. Joe Biden is the deceiver

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>release the enchantment on the bone golem, carry the bones inside, and then remake the bone golem out of the bones

Newfie
Oct 8, 2013

10 years of oil boom and 20 billion dollars cash, all I got was a case of beer, a pack of smokes, and 14% unemployment.
Thanks, Danny.
>Open beer, enter rainbow archway to the most fabulous gay bar in the wasteland

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Fargin Icehole posted:

Oh my god. Joe Biden is the deceiver


Newfie posted:

>Open beer, enter rainbow archway to the most fabulous gay bar in the wasteland

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
Masturbate onto the floor, and then go into that door to the west

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!
>Ask old man what his intentions are. Tell him "you smell treachery in the air."
>Release control of bone golem to restore full power to staff.

EDIT: You don't get to be called The Deceiver by being up-front and honest with people. Old man gives me some bad vibes.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Acceptable deceivers:
Byron aka Homosex the 5th horseman of the apocalypse(My guess)
Lich King Dalereed
Joe Biden
Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Jesus
Beelz

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Regalingualius posted:

>Try to release the enchantment maintaining the bone golem to see if you can create mini-golems to follow in with you.
This.

Golems have been our doers so far. We need some more golems with sword dicks.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
poo poo in your hand and throw it through the doorway.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

almightyerin posted:

poo poo in your hand and throw it through the doorway.

Nevermind my last vote. This, several times.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
> Tell bob to check out that rainbow room. Then:

almightyerin posted:

poo poo in your hand and throw it through the doorway.

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
Have pity sex with Bob so he can get over his dead wife.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
>Sneak back outside and finish the dress made from Wife's skin and surprise Bob.

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.

almightyerin posted:

poo poo in your hand and throw it through the doorway.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

poo poo in your hand and throw it through the doorway while singing "Womb with a View".

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Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
>quote oscar wilde

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