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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
>have sex with Gay Hitler

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



this

this

this is gbs 1.4

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011
Turn the sparkly water into sparkly wine as a parting gift. Exit room and continue down the corridor, we gotta find the deciever and tell him what he's been missing out on.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
> leave the two lovebirds, go to the final confrontation with Satan

While masturbating

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>circ hitler

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Whisper to your followers to hold their breath. Turn the pool water into Zyklon B and run like hell out the door.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> let the gay sirs celebrate while you and Bob go off in search of Death and Satan

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
>get all

origami manatee
Oct 21, 2010

I made food
Turn the pool into wine and see if you can still walk on it

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Form a party of Yourself(Black Obama Jesus), Gay Black Hitler, Homosex, Famine, Gay waiter, and Angel Bob and go forth in search of the deceiver.

Also, turn the pool into chlorinated wine as you leave.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
>turn off console. we don't want to kill satan. the game is over.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





Incredible.


> turn pool into wine for reception

InfinEight
Apr 25, 2007

What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT
>Instruct gay black Hitler that he is now a wedding gift to Homosex and Famine. Baptize everyone. Create a golem made of bread and fish before leaving the room, taking Bob with you to head for the doorway to the north.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
>Form a celebratory man-train!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Xelkelvos posted:

>Turn the water of the pool into Malt Liquor

and then drink it out of champagne flutes, how is nobody qouting this

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Xelkelvos posted:

>Turn the water of the pool into Malt Liquor

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

Xelkelvos posted:

>Turn the water of the pool into Malt Liquor

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Xelkelvos posted:

>Turn the water of the pool into Malt Liquor

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
>make gay black hitler get SUPERHIGH

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Xelkelvos posted:

>Turn the water of the pool into Malt Liquor

Major INTERSpess
Apr 18, 2013

Call Apogee
Say Aardwolf
>Instruct gay black Hitler that he is now a wedding gift to Homosex and Famine. Baptize everyone in pool of malt liquor and remind gay Hitler to hold his bladder for 10 more fukken minutes.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Chard posted:

> turn pool into malt liquor for reception

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Turn pool into liquor, but first use the human skin to fish out the floating vomit.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYLvj5WrKAQ

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Kill Satan, and devour his corpse, too.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Regalingualius posted:

>Kill Satan, and devour his corpse, too.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> hail satan

Rahul
Dec 10, 2004

Kill the foolish angels as a sign of our loyalty, and together rule the world with satan an beelz

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
>Gay black Hitler licks Satan's nipple

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Ask him where the rabbit is.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe
>call in a drone strike on satan

Soulhunter
Dec 2, 2005

summon Diamond Joe Biden to your side with your black jesus powers and use your combined persuasiveness to convince Beelz to join you

resurrect Beelz's mother and turn him against satan through the power of Black Jesus Hope. Promise him a position at your side as the Hopping Hope Pope

Soulhunter fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Feb 23, 2014

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
> switch to Michelle

ArchWizard
Mar 27, 2009

There's the Roy I know and love.


> Go over to the western throne and wiggle your rear end over the seat while saying, "I'm not touching it! Iiii'm not touching it!"

T___A
Jan 18, 2014

Nothing would go right until we had a dictator, and the sooner the better.
Say hail Satan and kill the angel.

T___A fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Feb 23, 2014

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat
Command Gay Black Hitler to use his snorted-up-jesus-bones powers to go super saiyan

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
>sit on the right hand of satan. save game. turn off console.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
>ask satan if he wants to watch space jam

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almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Just stand there and jerk off while leering at Satan.

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