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Madtrixr: Nov 27, 2010

getitoffgetitoff posted:

holy gently caress Ryback is on a goddamn tear

# ? Feb 22, 2014 04:13

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 04:00

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

getitoffgetitoff posted:

FEED HIM MORE! FEED HIM MORE!

# ? Feb 22, 2014 04:17

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Ryback status: rules.

# ? Feb 22, 2014 04:24

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

So did Miz get married, or did he get divorced?

# ? Feb 22, 2014 09:57

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Cabbit posted:

So did Miz get married, or did he get divorced?

Miz is engaged/getting married to Maryse.

# ? Feb 22, 2014 13:29

getitoffgetitoff: Sep 24, 2007; by Ralp

Onmi posted:

Miz is engaged/getting married to Maryse.

Just got married.

# ? Feb 22, 2014 18:03

Abrasive Obelisk: May 2, 2013; ~~I joined th~~
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!

he still knows...

What's the joke?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 00:33

getitoffgetitoff: Sep 24, 2007; by Ralp

Abrasive Obelisk posted:

What's the joke?

He's saying Maryse is gonna divorce him and take half

# ? Feb 23, 2014 00:35

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

getitoffgetitoff posted:

He's saying Maryse is gonna divorce him and take half

And this is funny because...

# ? Feb 23, 2014 00:40

getitoffgetitoff: Sep 24, 2007; by Ralp

Endorph posted:

And this is funny because...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny#Humour_formula

hth

# ? Feb 23, 2014 00:58

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

Endorph posted:

And this is funny because...

She is a woman, and women are naturally greedy and deceptive see.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 02:49

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

getitoffgetitoff posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funny#Humour_formula

hth

Ryback is not the Marx Brothers, Charles Chaplin, a headless young boy, or the leaning tower of Pisa, so I'm still confused.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 02:56

Usual Barb: Aug 27, 2005; pop it and lock it

You're right, Ryback is better than all of those things combined.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 02:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Does Ryback have bigger traps than Chaplin?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:03

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Jerusalem posted:

Does Ryback have bigger traps than Chaplin?

BIG TRAPS
UNLIKE CHAPS

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:11

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

I cannot handle this man.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:15

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

kidcoelacanth posted:

I cannot handle this man.

OK OK I will follow Ryback. You guys beat me into submission.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

AsInHowe posted:

BIG TRAPS
UNLIKE CHAPS

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:27

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

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# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Yep yep yep, that he do.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:41

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Screenshot these tweets while you can. Eat sleep tweet delete.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:44

Liar Lyre: Jun 3, 2011; Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Like this proof of concept from his new singlet? It's horrifying.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Based on that image, are we sure that Axel isn't Paul Heyman's kid and not Curt Hennig's?

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:48

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

i hope rybaxel wins tomorrow

# ? Feb 23, 2014 03:53

Gaspar Lewis: Nov 30, 2007; by Lowtax

Jerusalem posted:

Goddamnit.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 04:10

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

DA BIG GUY posted:

Ryan Reeves ‏@Ryback22 57m
�@ImJustTrig: @Ryback22 you're hilarious big guy, now either RT me or win a match!� I will RT you...

The Ryback has achieved self-awareness!

# ? Feb 23, 2014 04:33

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Ryback has ruled since he first showed up in nxt

# ? Feb 23, 2014 05:10

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

AsInHowe posted:

BIG TRAPS
UNLIKE CHAPS

I keep expecting this joke to get run into the ground, yet somehow it never stops being funny.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:44

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

AsInHowe posted:

BIG TRAPS
UNLIKE CHAPS

This is the best execution of this joke I've seen yet.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 19:58

mkay0: Nov 7, 2003; I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Ryback has ruled since he first showed up in nxt

False. He has sucked rear end until his recent emergence as God of Twitter.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:18

6EQUJ5 6 7: Sep 1, 2012; I'd do the same as you.

And even still he's the drizzling shits in the ring.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:38

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

Perfidus posted:

And even still he's the drizzling shits in the ring.

He should just take out his cellphone and tweet the moves he's about to do.

hastagspinebuster

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

mkay0 posted:

False. He has sucked rear end until his recent emergence as God of Twitter.

I remember somebody posting stuff he used to do as Skip Sheffield back during the early NXT days (before the Nexus Invasion) and while he remained in his goofy persona he demonstrated a similar kind of wit. In particular I remember one about him being on a plane and some dude was going nuts and needed to be physically restrained and people kept looking at Skip hoping he would get up and do something since he was so big, and he just didn't give a gently caress and was chilling out in his seat.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:49

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Brad Maddox posted:

‏@BradMaddoxIsWWE 16m
I will also be looking to book a celebrity chamber match. I need ideas please. Include #wwecelebritychamber and #gmdecisions so I'll see it

Now I don't want to brag but he did RT my suggestion

@AchillesF6 posted:

15m
@BradMaddoxIsWWE Get a time machine and get Jeff Goldblum from the mid to late 80s.#celebritychamber

I see Brad has good taste. :smug:

I mean if you look at Jeff Goldblum during that time he was ripped until he turned into a horrible fly monster.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:53

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Perfidus posted:

And even still he's the drizzling shits in the ring.

one time when the crowd chanted "you can't wrestle at him" he just yelled "I don't care" and then he won the match

# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:59

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

oatgan posted:

one time when the crowd chanted "you can't wrestle at him" he just yelled "I don't care" and then he won the match

That's a weird chant

# ? Feb 23, 2014 22:18

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

yea ok posted:

That's a weird chant

They thought he was Adam Bomb.

# ? Feb 23, 2014 22:47

Cory Lidle: Oct 12, 2006

oatgan posted:

one time when the crowd chanted "you can't wrestle at him" he just yelled "I don't care" and then he won the match

He was going to win the match regardless though. :confused:

# ? Feb 23, 2014 22:53

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

It was a shoot, brother!

# ? Feb 23, 2014 23:02

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

No Script Sheffield

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