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literally real IRL: Apr 28, 2008

Pull out your staff and move towards Bob like you're going to kill him. Then tell Bob to shoot the rabbit. When Satan tries to stop Bob with his beam of light, block it with your staff and use the energy to photosynthetically charge your staff.

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smilingfish: Sep 18, 2012; fuck you i am smart

Taser Gator posted:

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walking: Nov 27, 2013

Garp Truther posted:

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Jeff the Mediocre: Dec 30, 2013

>Use your Secret Muslim powers to open a portal to Jannah. Ask the prophet Muhammad to lead an army against Satan.

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Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Taser Gator posted:

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Fargin Icehole: Feb 19, 2011; Pet me.

Prison Warden posted:

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

just >go see the fuckin angels.

there's no fuckin harm in it we can always just use them to fight satan

i'm sorry I just marathoned through all of trailer park boys and this is how i talk right now.

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

> use your secret republican powers to deregulate hell

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klapman: Aug 27, 2012; this char is good

>neg the gently caress out of satan

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FartRomancer.EXE: Jun 26, 2012

Prison Warden posted:

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The Droid: Jun 11, 2012

>tell Beelz that together you can kill Satan for what he did to Beelz's mother

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a7m2: Jul 9, 2012

>cast enlarge satan

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ChaseSP: Mar 25, 2013

Prison Warden posted:

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Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

> tell satan that if he can't kill johnny he's a bitch pussy and he should get off that throne and let a real man sit there and maybe then you'll let him wear a dress

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InfinEight: Apr 25, 2007; What planet is this again?-- OH SHIT

>baptize Satan with Michael's blood, and when he ascends to heaven, assume the throne and say "This is the change we've worked for, and I thank you for joining me."

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Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

> kill angels, combine powers with Beelz and Satan, go kill Famine and Homosex

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0dB: Jan 3, 2009

Taser Gator posted:

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Major INTERSpess: Apr 18, 2013; Call Apogee
Say Aardwolf

>Push black Hitler onto all fours and begin viciously fisting him. After a minute of listening to his horrible cries of Fascism, grab hold of his spine and rip it out of him via his anus, then use it to impale Archangel Michael.

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BoredDG: Aug 10, 2013

Taser Gator posted:

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Turbo Fondant: Oct 25, 2010

Merge with Gay Bearded Black Hitler to become Super Gay Nazi Jesus Obama.
Cast Holy Homosexual Fireball of the Third Reich at Satan
Don't kill Beelz we can totally turn him

# ? Feb 23, 2014 04:14

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gggiiimmmppp posted:

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Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Taser Gator posted:

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WindmillSlayer: Oct 16, 2013

Taser Gator posted:

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Nation of Thizzlam: Sep 9, 2010; Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

Taser Gator posted:

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Quornes: Jun 23, 2011

Prison Warden posted:

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Scald: May 5, 2008; Can't post for 26 years!

Taser Gator posted:

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tuyop: Sep 15, 2006; Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted; Fun Shoe

Taser Gator posted:

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NecroMonster: Jan 4, 2009

>"really? cause that just sounds like a excuse to avoid messing with johnny to me. is satan scared of johnny five aces?"

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Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Prison Warden posted:

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Black Griffon: Mar 12, 2005; Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.

Prison Warden posted:

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Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

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Kilo147: Apr 14, 2007; You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Atma posted:

FINISH HIM.

FATALITY.

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Sojenus: Dec 28, 2008

life is meaningless without beelz, murder-suicide it all

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Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Beelz

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

>summon danny devito

# ? Feb 23, 2014 05:32

Mycroft Holmes: Mar 26, 2010; by Azathoth

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

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Padical: Nov 29, 2004

> Tell Satan he's about to "make like a tree and die." Put the staff in your mouth and a smoke it like a cigar after Satan is dead. When his servant comes in the room and asks where he went, say "he had to leaf."

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