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Use the power of the staff and your allies to form a human Voltron. Then jerk off whatever forms the crotch.
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use the superstaff and focus all of its power on creating the most powerful weed the universe has ever seen then smoke it and blow the smoke in satan's face
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Feb 23, 2014 05:37
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>kill satan >resurrect beelz >suck beelz's dick
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Feb 23, 2014 05:37
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan. ChaseSP fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Feb 23, 2014 |
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Feb 23, 2014 05:37
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How could we not notice that? The angels. They are the enemy... Kill them all. Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Feb 23, 2014 |
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Feb 23, 2014 05:38
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>cast blizzaga on satan
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Dauntasa posted:use the superstaff and focus all of its power on creating the most powerful weed the universe has ever seen
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Major INTERSpess posted:>Push black Hitler onto all fours and begin viciously fisting him. After a minute of listening to his horrible cries of Fascism, grab hold of his spine and rip it out of him via his anus, then use it to impale Archangel Michael.
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Feb 23, 2014 05:42
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>use the power of the staff to cast enlarge satan (by filling his butt with vines and weed)
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Feb 23, 2014 05:44
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> go back to the bar and destroy johnny with the powered up staff
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>fellate the staff while masturbating. Doing so will summon a rock hard Diamond Joe Biden who will get into a fiddle duel with satan and win.
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Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Padical posted:> go back to the bar and destroy johnny with the powered up staff
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Feb 23, 2014 05:49
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan. No, this. Changing my vote to this.
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Feb 23, 2014 05:50
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Feb 23, 2014 05:52
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and then right before beelz attacks satan kill satan yourself with the staffs powers and then turn to beelz and say "what, i'm obama, you expected me to keep a promis?"
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Feb 23, 2014 05:54
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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> Cast "enlarge satin" so that satan's robe become unfashionably large and awkward
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>Hyperbeam
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> revive Beelz and his family and let them have their vengeance on Satan
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Dude I recognize those flashing rainbow colors anywhere. That's a limit break. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oaqYQogZUQ
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Feb 23, 2014 06:23
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> summon the cast of space jam
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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> make a throne golem and order it to have sex with satan. you, bob and hitler all masutrbate and quickly climax a pentagram onto the ground, summoning the holy semen demon
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Conclusion will be tomorrow. If you change your votes, please edit the original post because I don't bother to look at names when I count votes. Yes I realize that means that someone could cheat and vote multiple times but seriously who cares.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan >also make sure he brings the Trans Am, bodyslam satan into hood of Trans Am
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Feb 23, 2014 07:34
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Laugh. "I know your true name, demon. You are powerless before me. Death to the Great Satan. DEATH TO AMERICA!" and blast him with holy weed, making it sprout from every orifice. While masturbating.
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Feb 23, 2014 07:47
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>Kill urself
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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terrordactle posted:> revive Beelz and his family and let them have their vengeance on Satan
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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