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>Use your supercharged staff to summon ultra-weed to bind Satan to his throne, then proceed to ejaculate gallons of holy cum into his demonic visage until he is exorcised
Hipster Occultist fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Feb 23, 2014 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan. e: Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:07 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:28 |
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Hipster Occultist posted:>Use your supercharged staff to summon ultra-weed to bind Satan to his throne, then proceed to ejaculate gallons of holy cum into his demonic visage until he is exorcised
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:33 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:38 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:43 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 09:50 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 10:22 |
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>switch to Satan >Have flashbacks of your previous two adventures with Beelz >Shed a single tear
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 10:30 |
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Also where is Suzie? Or was she in this and I just somehow missed her appearance.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 10:32 |
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Poland Spring posted:Laugh. "I know your true name, demon. You are powerless before me. Death to the Great Satan. DEATH TO AMERICA!" and blast him with holy weed, making it sprout from every orifice.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 10:50 |
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Poland Spring posted:Laugh. "I know your true name, demon. You are powerless before me. Death to the Great Satan. DEATH TO AMERICA!" and blast him with holy weed, making it sprout from every orifice.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 11:36 |
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mr.capps posted:>switch to Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 11:41 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 12:31 |
Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 12:42 |
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mr.capps posted:>switch to Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 12:42 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:01 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan there is in other way this is his destiny
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:12 |
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Go home and watch Tremors on HD DVD.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:32 |
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We now possess the ultimate power! The time has come.... Summon Van Halen!
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:36 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:48 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:48 |
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Summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:50 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 14:38 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 15:39 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 15:41 |
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ok if diamond joe wins out over weed and masturbation do the Great Satan line before summoning him so Satan aka America can't retaliate (using a demons true name fucks em up) hth
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 15:56 |
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Summon Ike Turner.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 16:14 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 16:23 |
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Marshall Louis posted:Summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 16:25 |
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Marshall Louis posted:Summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 16:40 |
mr.capps posted:>switch to Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 16:58 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 17:00 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 17:04 |
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>Insert the vibrating staff into Black Hitler's hot little rear end.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 17:14 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 18:36 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 18:41 |
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Padical posted:> go back to the bar and destroy johnny with the powered up staff
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 18:44 |
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Garp Truther posted:Resurrect Beelz with your Jesus-powers and then ask him to switch sides, with the incentive that he gets to kill Satan.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 18:48 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 19:00 |