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chuggo is BACK posted:ahahha same guy Mind blowing.
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 18:00 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 23:09 |
That can't be real.
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 18:02 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:ahahha same guy
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 18:43 |
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lmao United fans are cracking up after half a season of midtable mediocrity and I'm loving it.
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 19:14 |
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vyelkin posted:lmao United fans are cracking up after half a season of midtable mediocrity and I'm loving it. city fans you mean
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 19:20 |
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wayne rooney
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 21:03 |
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http://www.redcafe.net/threads/who-let-the-dogs-out.385310/
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 22:54 |
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Tbf the palace fans were pretty lol in the first half on corners.
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 23:02 |
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lolll
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# ? Feb 22, 2014 23:21 |
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lol this is great In response to someone saying it was not that bad: quote:This was bad enough that a thread was made. Pretty good title for this thread imo
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 01:38 |
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The 1 Soccer Policy that Cripples the National Team all the way to 9 Year Olds US Soccer not creating a true soccer pyramid with promotion & relegation. That’s it! You want youth development on par with the rest of the world? You want our top flight pro teams at the level with the best in the world? You want the National Team to consistently be a legit World Cup contender? Well, we need a soccer pyramid – like the rest of the world – where the best can rise and the mediocre get punished. America’s Strength One of the things that has made our country so great is enabling ideas to compete with one another in an open market. There are no monopoly entitlements granted so that one business presides over a market. So for example, the US government does not entitle Google monopoly power over the mass search engine market. No. Google’s product must live and die on its own merits. And the consumer (aka, the market) dictates that, not the government. This policy of not granting monopoly power to any one business is awesome! It breeds competition between ideas and their execution. It spawns innovation and grants freedom and opportunity for all who wish to enter the ring – it is arguably the best mechanism we have for enabling the true ‘cream to rise to the top’. Hell, it is what gives legitimate credence to the concept of the “cream rising to the top”. In the global soccer arena, the standard mechanism by which this is achieved is an open competition between autonomous clubs who can be promoted or relegated through divisions. In our country, this is being denied to us. We do not have an open market where people’s ideas and subsequent products live and die on their own merits through open competition. Instead, we have a closed anti-competitive system. We have a centralized command and control system run by a singular business comprised of a small aristocracy. And they govern the entire soccer landscape with one single-party voice. In effect, soccer in our country is being controlled and represented by a monoculture. Over the years, I have grown increasingly convinced that as long as US Soccer does not champion and then institute promotion/relegation, everything will continue in perverse mediocrity. Again, promotion & relegation is the market mechanism by which ideas/products can openly compete. The best rise, the worst fall. This is what better incentivizes hard work and innovation. This is what gives the ambitious a means to rise to the top. This is what punishes the lazy, and the mediocre. This is what incentivizes investments throughout the landscape. This captures the essence of the American Dream! And guess what, in soccer, that’s the system the whole world has. And yet, we don’t. We don’t have a more open, merit-based system like theirs … we have entitlements insulating a select – privileged – few from competition. Get this: The rest of the world has the essence of the American Dream woven into their soccer market. And America (US Soccer), has instituted policy that rejects the American Dream! There is No Pyramid Access to Division 1 soccer in America is sealed off. And controlled by one single business, MLS. You must also understand that this “league” is not simply a container which serves to host competition between self-governing and autonomous soccer clubs (ie real clubs). NO! There are no such clubs in our 1st division. These teams/organizations are franchises of a single centralized command & control business – a sanctioned monopoly. What I’m going to start sharing with you this year, and the years to come, is how US Soccer’s current policy – the one which sanctions this monopoly – is at the very heart of all the problems you see in American soccer. From the National Team level, all the way down to what’s happening with your 9 year old kid, can be derived from this one policy. All that conventional wisdom regarding the “problems in American soccer”. Well, you’re going to see how it can be remedied by changing this policy and replacing it with one that is in line with the American Dream. Winning at all costs? Big, fast, strong bias? Gold standard coaching? College soccer stifling development? Larger pro contracts? Large TV ratings? World Class players? World class teams? La Masia’s? More expertise in our soccer media? A real and consistent World Cup contender? etc … All that stuff gets addressed once we have policy that naturally incentivizes solutions. A policy that stops entitling a few, and enables all people and organizations the opportunity to pursue their destinies on their own merits. The market, not a handful of privileged shot callers, should determine what’s worthy and what’s not. Make no mistake, this is exactly where the fight lies. And in the true sense of the word – a word I have never used here before – we have a REVOLUTION on our hands. Choose to fight for the American Dream, or choose to reject it: It’s up to you. definitely wrong thread
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 06:21 |
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Never has a point been so correct and the explanation so wrong.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 06:54 |
trem_two posted:The 1 Soccer Policy that Cripples the National Team all the way to 9 Year Olds Source.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 07:03 |
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I reckon that guy's 9 year old son didn't make the grade somewhere and this is the result
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 07:05 |
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trem_two posted:The 1 Soccer Policy that Cripples the National Team all the way to 9 Year Olds this guy has been around forever and owns, is probably in the employ of MLS to be consistently making such a great proposal so terribly
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 08:17 |
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https://twitter.com/eaamalyon/status/436500427958665216 "The problem lies in Man United fans who don't realise that the Eric Cantona incident resulted in the death of an innocent football fan"
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 11:18 |
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-----------Szczesny Coleman--Varane--Koscielny --Shaw -----Gündoğan---Ramsey ------------Özil ---Walcott-----------Reus ----------Balotelli
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Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:Source. http://blog.3four3.com/2014/02/13/mls-promotion-relegation-us-soccer/ I got there via this guy: https://twitter.com/soccerreform trem_two fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Feb 23, 2014 |
# ? Feb 23, 2014 12:27 |
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Eboracum posted:-----------Szczesny lmao
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 12:39 |
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Reddit posted:1. Of 23 penalties Webb gave 15 were to the home team - IS THAT TOO MANY?
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:21 |
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The Webbcube.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:27 |
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can't wait for the followup post about the econometrics of giving wayne rooney 300k a week
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 13:58 |
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REJECT HYPOTHESIS THAT POST-FERGUSON MOYES IS THE SAME AS THE AVG PL MANAGER
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 14:36 |
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mods close the thread.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 14:41 |
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Yep that pretty much has to be the worst football post ever and I say that as someone who's made quite a few stinkers himself
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 19:43 |
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Here it is in full.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 20:39 |
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He wrote it like he wanted to be published. Someone call up the scientific journals, please.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:06 |
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Meaningless without a confidence interval, coefficient of determination and gently caress me I've slept through econometrics and don't remember anything any more, hated every second of it and this post brings back terrible memories. It truly is the worst.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:10 |
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mackintosh posted:Meaningless without a confidence interval, coefficient of determination and gently caress me I've slept through econometrics and don't remember anything any more, hated every second of it and this post brings back terrible memories. It truly is the worst. Sample size is far too small for the confidence interval to matter anyway and football referees are not assigned at random so it's essentially not possible to do proper analysis without accounting for a fuckload of biases it's a lovely terrible post by a lovely terrible person who is poo poo and terrible at statistics, and it's glorious.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 21:12 |
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That's sort of the argument of the poster though. That statistics do not demonstrate that Webb is more biased, in part because of too small a sample size. That's the real problem though. His "background" section:quote:Background: A Telegraph article claimed that Howard Webb bottles big decisions and that statistics proved this. I wanted to look at whether the statistics actually support the claims made in the article. Who sits down and writes this poo poo because they felt a Telegraph article was statistically inacurate
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The Mash posted:That's sort of the argument of the poster though. That statistics do not demonstrate that Webb is more biased, in part because of too small a sample size. That's the real problem though. His "background" section: I did see that but he doesn't really go into *why* so the entire post is just maths dick waving that doesn't make much sense. I mean sometimes I get tempted to sit down and write out a huge loving letter to the Daves to analyse the comparative performance of Big Sam based on metrics like points per game, proper accountified net spend, wages spent on squad, wage increases during tenure, points per game per pound, then show how he's underperforming for his wage comparative to other PL managers based on the same metrics. Then I remember that literally nobody would ever read it and I don't hate myself that much, and also that anyone who doesnt already realise this is probably not going to understand words that aren't used on cbeebies. The same things applies to anyone who thinks Howard Webb is actually a conspiracy robot made by the FA and not just poo poo at his job in the way most refs are.
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# ? Feb 23, 2014 23:18 |
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European Champions League Final: Manchester United vs Barcelona Manchester United are eager for revenge for the last two finals. Barcelona have studied Alan and Fellaini and think they have a plan. Barcelona dominate possession and Messi and Neymar run at Alan repeatedly, but can not find away through, no one is giving Barcelona anything. A few more heroic blocks by United and we're at half time, United are fired up by a rousing speech from Steve Round, (something about Preston) and come out all guns blazing. Fellaini is replaced by Robin Van Persie. Januzaj is tripped by Danni Alves and earns a penalty, Robin slots it home. United are 1-0 up and force for a second. With 5 minutes to go, Messi gets away on a counter, he's 5 yards infront but Rooney dashes back to cut out the pass to Neymar, and Barcelona earn a corner. Puyol is then Zidane-style-head-butted by Young, who's unconscious body is red carded and dragged off giving away a penalty! Messi steps up to take, but de Gea saves Messi's low shot with his legs, Rooney clears to a waiting Valencia who chips an out-of-position Valdez for the second. 2-0. Barcelona are crushed, Manchester celebrate and Rooney frustrates Alves at the corner flag to finish. United are European Champions, whilst their 8th place finish was disappointing, nothing will have ever have been more satisfying than taking Fulham's champions league spot away from them. Moyes is sacked for an affair with Zaha's mother and United prepare to choose their next Manager.
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# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:15 |
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Who is Alan? The author's Mary Sue?
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# ? Feb 24, 2014 00:31 |
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Welbeck is the English version of Thomas Muller, an intelligent, flexible modern forward
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Strawman posted:Welbeck is the English version of Thomas Muller, an intelligent, flexible modern forward I think this is worse than the stats one.
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# ? Feb 24, 2014 17:13 |
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Olewithmilk posted:I think this is worse than the stats one. It really is lmao
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Strawman posted:Welbeck is the English version of Thomas Muller, an intelligent, flexible modern forward It's true if we take 'English' to mean 'poo poo'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fapene1wpX0
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# ? Feb 24, 2014 23:22 |
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I wonder how many drugs he was on
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quote:I think every Stoke fan wants all this loving dogshit to end but for as long as the jumped martyr baits us with his pointing and "Shhhhh" celebrations and frankly cuntish statements like "an injury like mine, it's the worst thing you could have happen to you on a football pitch", he's getting it from all four sides of The Brit. quote:Psyche up them tarts? I haven't seen them come down here and fancy it once myself... the hatred and intimidation is what we do well and like the pit bull if you get to know us as a breed we're bloody lovely but piss us off and we'll have yer leg!! quote:When Ramsey admits that he was the unfortunate victim in a 50/50 challange, and not a survivor of the Texas Chainsaw massacre, then i will stop giving him poo poo. Until then the repulsive little poo poo deserves everything he gets. I'm not sure they realise that he's injured at the moment..
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