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goddamnedtwisto posted:Spent ten minutes riding to perfect Roadcraft standard because there was a bike with Police written across the front behind me - then when we got to some lights he pulled up and it was one of these fuckers: Who watches the watchmen? goddamnedtwisto, that's who!
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clutchpuck posted:This is less true than you might imagine. http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2014793478_apwaxgrbikerprofiling1stldwritethru.html quote:Motorcycle enthusiasts presented compelling evidence to legislators, including a video of a state trooper crawling through bushes near the Legislative Building in Olympia two years ago and writing down motorcycle license numbers while bikers were holding a rally. Goddamn that's pretty bad. Anyone ever see this video?
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Feb 24, 2014 21:42
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Nothing new going on here, but I'm trying to sell my bike and I've counted: -two people asking for my best price -one trade for a gmc jimmy, another for a chevy s10 with cut springs -one guy who texted me two minutes before he was supposed to come have a look at it, saying that he had "literally just bought one from the dealer, lol". holy christ just put a bullet in me already
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wesley snypes posted:Nothing new going on here, but I'm trying to sell my bike and I've counted: It might seem bad at the time, but in the end sometimes it's just better if your bike gets stolen. Dealing with insurance can't be worse than dealing with Craigslist buyers.
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Feb 24, 2014 21:49
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wesley snypes posted:Nothing new going on here, but I'm trying to sell my bike and I've counted: WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?? WHYYYYYYYYYY
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It gets even better, though. Just after setting up the time for the meeting, he accidentally texted me instead of his girlfriend, saying that he wanted to check out this other, cheaper bike (with no repair history) in the next town over, and that he would rather buy that one instead of mine. I mean, maybe it was just a hamfisted attempt to get me to reduce my price, but COME ON
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will u take 400 and a ps2
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I once gave away free two shitpile bikes on craigslist, and it was still that much hassle.
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I once gave away free two shitpile bikes on craigslist, and it was still that much hassle. Did they ask you you're best price on the free bikes?
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Feb 25, 2014 06:10
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Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. 
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Feb 25, 2014 11:30
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BlackMK4 posted:Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7gfbVpraWw
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Feb 25, 2014 12:56
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BlackMK4 posted:Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. Tell everyone at work that you're dating.
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Feb 25, 2014 14:50
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BlackMK4 posted:Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. Make her think that she committed to something way more than she should have "Hey baby, so now that we're engaged we should definitely get those matching genital piercings, right?"
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Oh wait, you wanted help on romance from goons? lmao
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Feb 25, 2014 15:17
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Tell her you want a raise
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BlackMK4 posted:Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. Awkward, painfully embarrassed looks and/or conversation if you can't avoid the department she works in entirely. Or just forget about it. Making out is fun. Dating someone at a job you plan to stay at is rarely any sort of good idea.
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BlackMK4 posted:Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. Let her know that the only thing you love is your bike and end every text message with "lyve fast, die yung, leave a pretty corpse"
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Coredump posted:Did they ask you you're best price on the free bikes? When I specifically said first come first serve, because I'm not getting anything out of it so I don't want to waste my time negotiating agreements.
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Feb 25, 2014 18:23
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BlackMK4 posted:Here is this for ranting: made out with a coworker last night while we were both hosed up. She initiated it. I don't know how to proceed. Quick! Put a baby in her! Lock that down.
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Feb 25, 2014 18:47
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Chichevache posted:Let her know that the only thing you love is your bike and end every text message with "lyve fast, die yung, leave a pretty corpse" I'm gonna second this one Ride your bike to work, wait on it outside with your sunglasses on, when she walks by flick cigarette at hr.
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Feb 25, 2014 19:07
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Sagebrush posted:I'm gonna second this one Wear a tight white t shirt and keep the pack of cigs inside the sleeve. When she criticizes your smoking hop onto the bike without a helmet and tell her "I don't plan on living long enough to get cancer, babydoll." 
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Bugdrvr posted:Or just forget about it. Making out is fun. Dating someone at a job you plan to stay at is rarely any sort of good idea. Lots of gold advice here on handle that, but really seriously this. It happened, whatever, unless she is "the one" and you plan to quit, just be cool about it. I'm sure she is fretting way harder than you on what occurred, and will welcome your discretion and level head.
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Feb 25, 2014 20:28
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:This is why you need to constantly be going "blubblublubbublabahBRAPbuBRAPBRAPBRAPbuhBWAAAAAAAAA" while riding your pushbike. You mean to tell me that not everyone does this? I thought it was standard operating procedure. Might explain the looks I get while out on the trails...
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Feb 25, 2014 20:40
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Quite A Tool posted:You mean to tell me that not everyone does this? I thought it was standard operating procedure. Might explain the looks I get while out on the trails... this does sound reasonable... but... jumping your motorbike over her horse... I dunno it's a real toughie.
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Quite A Tool posted:You mean to tell me that not everyone does this? I thought it was standard operating procedure. Might explain the looks I get while out on the trails... I twist grocery cart handles like it's the throttle as I'm shopping. Pretty sure I've been caught brapping in the frozen food section.
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Feb 25, 2014 23:30
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hot sauce posted:I twist grocery cart handles like it's the throttle as I'm shopping. Pretty sure I've been caught brapping in the frozen food section. Oh good, I'm not the only weirdo that does this.
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yospos:H.P. Hovercraft posted:when you ride a toilet backwards you've got a porcelain shelf for your drink and your book or you can pretend that you're riding a motorcycle Jonny 290 posted:"honey are you okay in there? lot of flushing"
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hot sauce posted:I twist grocery cart handles like it's the throttle as I'm shopping. Pretty sure I've been caught brapping in the frozen food section. This is normal. See also: cart drifting
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Feb 26, 2014 04:47
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ABCD: Always Be Cart Drifting. "Powerslide, aisle 3..."
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Oh jesus christ - just recovered and read my post. Hahahaha. Oh god. The company parties... we all get hosed up and it never ends well.
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BlackMK4 posted:Oh jesus christ - just recovered and read my post. Soooooooooooooo... what now?
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Feb 26, 2014 06:35
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We shall see how it goes on Thursday. My poo poo wasn't the worst that happened that night so it'll be fine.
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Feb 26, 2014 06:43
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BlackMK4 posted:We shall see how it goes on Thursday. My poo poo wasn't the worst that happened that night so it'll be fine. Flee to California, its the only valid choice.
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Z3n posted:Flee to California, its the only valid choice. While continuing to do the same things that made you flee to start with. And then you'd be me.
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Bugdrvr posted:While continuing to do the same things that made you flee to start with. And then you'd be me. Z3n posted:Flee to California, its the only valid choice. Soon 
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http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=450725 Some choice quotes: quote:If you ONLY apply pressure the inside handlebar but don't change your body position at all, you'll lean the bike over underneath you - and pretty much continue going straight. quote:Push on a Handle bar..That's for noobs in MSF...They have to start them somewhere.
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I love how everyone who says anything sensible is drowned out by a chorus of inarticulate NUH-UH!!
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Z3n posted:http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=450725 What an amazing coincidence: I just came here to post about the squid I was just driving behind- Took the off ramp in front of me, immediately leaned way over off the right side of the bike like he was about to get his knee down, and then proceeded to barely get through the cloverleaf with his bike about 10 degrees from vertical, all while he hung his body entirely off the side of the bike with his arms locked ramrod straight. It was one of the most glorious examples of squid idiocy I've ever seen.
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HotCanadianChick posted:What an amazing coincidence: I just came here to post about the squid I was just driving behind- squidiocy
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