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WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
I don't want to know why there's a creepy moustache man in the background.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The skins color options for that last game really made it seem like it was Captain Kirk's Prime Directive dressup simulator.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Oh man, the sound that plays when you click "Done" in the horse game. The memories.

Tribal girl dress up is so uncomfortable, dang. It's so stereotypical, it's insulting.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
There's really only one thing that was missing from that last dressup-game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbYZDohsHk

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
I'm kinda surprised there's so many dressup games. I mean I don't know what I expected, butstill.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

Devious Vacuum posted:

Thread, I'm so proud of you for not devolving into awkward arguing about this. SO PROUD. And yes, that's right, this thread is about LOVE and FRIENDSHIP. So in that vein, have an update! It's the worst one yet!!

with EntranceJew

Horrible Things Expert EntranceJew joins me for a game even he was not prepared for. Warning: no gross surgery or blood in this video, but a level of cultural appropriation that may make your stomach turn.

Spoilers frolf doesnt actually mean frog golf, sorry.

Devious Vacuum
Oct 24, 2009

Girl Games!

Pins posted:

Spoilers frolf doesnt actually mean frog golf, sorry.

Everything in my life has been a lie

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

Devious Vacuum posted:

Everything in my life has been a lie

Frolf means frog golf support groups available at your local conference hall.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

That last game was just depressing.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!


Hey, paisanos! :wiggle:

FreeKillB
May 13, 2009
Honestly, Boyfriend Trainer (and Boyfriend Trainer 2) seemed worse than the last game here.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.
Yeah, Mario was clearly young and needed the money when he signed up for that game. Luigi likes to bring it up at parties after a few mushrooms.

For the tribal game, it looked less like you were changing her skin colour, and more like you were changing the bulb in her blacklight...

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Suspicious Cook posted:



Hey, paisanos! :wiggle:

Would you like-a to see what's-a in-a my question block?

I got a Mega Mushroom-a right-a here!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I was expecting Baby Hazel at the end of the Madness Train.

Not quite disappointed.

DreamingofRoses
Jun 27, 2013
Nap Ghost
Oh man. I'm so glad I found this thread.

So. Glad. I like having reasonable discussions about gender.

:stare: Boy, that Boyfriend Trainer is sure something.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

T-man posted:

I was expecting Baby Hazel at the end of the Madness Train.

Not quite disappointed.

You'll notice that all of the sites featured have at least one Baby Hazel game. She's everywhere. :tinfoil:

chocolatekake
Jul 31, 2013

Cake? Chocolate.
This is the first thing that came to my mind when seeing the overalls in the Digimon character creator.
I made a certain Teletubby, but I won't say who :ssh:


The Digimon's name is Burgamon. It is the coolest.

chocolatekake fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Feb 24, 2014

Graceful Graveler
May 18, 2009

Hedera Helix posted:

You'll notice that all of the sites featured have at least one Baby Hazel game. She's everywhere. :tinfoil:

Worse yet, Baby Hazel is now following me in my Google Play Store recommendations. :negative:

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
My favorite part of this video was "It's not for you. It's not yours. Put it down."

Sums up a lot, really :(

(The blue skin color made me wonder if they were going for some kind of Na'vi thing.)

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

chocolatekake posted:


The Digimon's name is Burgamon. It is the coolest.
Burgamon is the best digimon because when they grow up they become this:

Cerebulon
Mar 29, 2010

Destroyer of Worlds*
(*No worlds were harmed in the making of this title.)

Currawong posted:

My favorite part of this video was "It's not for you. It's not yours. Put it down."

Sums up a lot, really :(

(The blue skin color made me wonder if they were going for some kind of Na'vi thing.)

White, Na'vi, troll(?) and slightly more tanned but still white.
Nope, nothing wrong here.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
YESSSSS FEEL MY HATE

My drat head nearly exploded when I found that last game. I'm glad the horror got some screen time!

NextTime000
Feb 3, 2011

bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<----------------------------

Pins posted:

Spoilers frolf doesnt actually mean frog golf, sorry.
but what means Girl Games?

Devious Vacuum
Oct 24, 2009

Girl Games!

Midnight Voyager posted:

YESSSSS FEEL MY HATE

Girl Games dot text

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

NextTime000 posted:

but what means Girl Games?

Based on what ive seen here the only appropriate answer is Shames.

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Devious Vacuum posted:

Everything in my life has been a lie

Not true. Girl Games have never lied to you.

Though in retrospect, that's probably not a good thing.

MrAptronym
Jan 4, 2007

"...And then there was Bitcoin."

Midnight Voyager posted:

YESSSSS FEEL MY HATE

My drat head nearly exploded when I found that last game. I'm glad the horror got some screen time!

Yeah, I tend to stay out of these conversations, and usually when people start shouting about cultural appropriation I just kind of ignore it, I mean, I know there are instances where it is insidious but I think its kind of overblo... that game. That game. When she got the spear I couldn't even handle it, what is next? Blackface dressup? That video was physically uncomfortable to watch.

Mario dress-up on the other hand looks like the greasiest porno set-up ever. "Hey baby, want to go down my pipe?"

Edit:

ThatPazuzu posted:

Burgamon is the best digimon because when they grow up they become this:

Why have I never followed digimon? This is amazing.

haplesscardsharp
Sep 6, 2012

Keep On Truckin'
loving drat it, how is dress up hentai the second worse thing I've seen this month?

Fake Edit:
What would be worse: someone who made that game who just happens to have no sense of awareness, or some racist rear end in a top hat that thought "oh man I hate them injuns so much but I sure do love me some Native American fashion and I'm good at programming dress up games!"

Devious Vacuum
Oct 24, 2009

Girl Games!

haplesscardsharp posted:

loving drat it, how is dress up hentai the second worse thing I've seen this month?

Fake Edit:
What would be worse: someone who made that game who just happens to have no sense of awareness, or some racist rear end in a top hat that thought "oh man I hate them injuns so much but I sure do love me some Native American fashion and I'm good at programming dress up games!"

More like: "Native American culture is just SO spiritual and beautiful, you know? This pattern really speaks to me. It's a reminder of a once great people and being one with nature, you know?"

Spoilers: this is the current attitude of many people in the fashion industry right now.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

Devious Vacuum posted:

More like: "Native American culture is just SO spiritual and beautiful, you know? This pattern really speaks to me. It's a reminder of a once great people and being one with nature, you know?"

Spoilers: this is the current attitude of many people in the fashion industry right now.

So they're basically girl games personified?
Or is it the other way around?

Also I only just caught up on the thread. I am both amazed and horrified by how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Though I think we all can appreciate Beautiful Car.

Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Feb 26, 2014

Lord_Ventnor
Mar 30, 2010

The Worldwide Deadly Gangster Communist President

Veloxyll posted:

So they're basically girl games personified?
Or is it the other way around?

Battle not with racists
lest ye become a racist
and if you gaze into the girl games
the girl games gazes into you.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

haplesscardsharp
Sep 6, 2012

Keep On Truckin'

Devious Vacuum posted:

More like: "Native American culture is just SO spiritual and beautiful, you know? This pattern really speaks to me. It's a reminder of a once great people and being one with nature, you know?"

Spoilers: this is the current attitude of many people in the fashion industry right now.

It's people repeating American history again(, but not literally taking their things)? That's even worse. :smith:

Devious Vacuum
Oct 24, 2009

Girl Games!

Hi thread!

I'm going to be away this weekend, so there will probably be a delay in updates. In the meantime, I found this excellent game for creating STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS: Mega Action Heroine Creator!


This is Harley Quinn's new redesign, right?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Did you notice, that you can pile up every hair option onto that one head, and give each piece its own colour?



What's up with that background?

Devious Vacuum
Oct 24, 2009

Girl Games!

SelenicMartian posted:

Did you notice, that you can pile up every hair option onto that one head, and give each piece its own colour?



What's up with that background?

Yes, you can have ALL THE HAIRS. This heroine's code name is Contrast, and she got her powers from spending 40 days wandering in the desert.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

I may have started on the dark path towards becoming a monster.



'modesty' edition.


Such sweet dogs though! I daww'd irl when I finally got to the accessories page and saw DAWGS!

Meowjesty
Oct 23, 2009

Friends depend on each other.
The tiger tattoo is the worst thing. It goes across both legs and also comes with gun tattoos?

I made an anime. She's an ex-marine/ninja returning to high school to complete her education and also romance boys I guess (or be a romance option for boys? I forget how this works). Original character do not steal.


They have a page in shirts dedicated to school shirts but none for actual shirts. :mad:

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
She's going back to high school to be part of the all-girls anime ninja club.

Which is less about being a ninja and more about eating cake.

Camel Pimp
May 17, 2008

This poster survived LPing Lunar: Dragon Song. Let's give her a hand.


It's ACTION GIRL, who has the power of ACTION!!!!

And I think she can talk to fish?

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azren
Feb 14, 2011


Behold! ACTION Girl! (edit: ^ sorry, post started before you finished)

Suggested misogynistic ACTION quotes include:
"I might not know modesty or fashion, but I know what feels breezy!"
or
"Of course I don't wear pants! They chafe!"
or even
"I've got two .45s! Oh, and a couple of pistols!"

Loosely inspired by Jinx, but I couldn't get enough guns on her.

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