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That's weird. Grilled and toasted apparently have opposite meanings in different places. Toasties is still a dumb word though, I'm sorry.
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Virgoon checkin in, I'm currently 13 years old and don't know if it's ever gonna happen. edit: Update, getting my dilz sucked right now, crisis over.
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Feb 26, 2014 22:57
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cname posted:Not tomatoes. Tomatoes are wrong. /\ Ugh, you dip it in mayonnaise? How often do you shop at Wal Mart? We don't have Walmarts here. I'm sorry your tastebuds are so broken. Mayo is delicious. Who doesn't have mayo on a sandwich? You can't put it inside or it'll get all cooked and weird.
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Feb 26, 2014 22:58
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Tortuga posted:I'm an old virgoon and I make sandwiches in my frying pan because its the only utensil in my kitchen, then I make coffee in it and drink it straight from the pan, then I jam the handle up my bum and whack off.
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Feb 26, 2014 23:00
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Cucktales Blogger posted:I don't know what it's like being an adult virgin and would like to find out. Please, tell me a little bit about your situation as an adult who has never had sex. Well, OP, I'm 29 years old. I'm haven't had sex due to my autism, depression and anxiety. I like to cook, to garden, to go to church, Japanese power rangers, pokemon and talking to people. I never had a girlfriend but I acddiently kissed a woman when I was 18.
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Feb 26, 2014 23:02
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So grilled cheese is a metaphor for vaginas right? Right guys?
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Feb 26, 2014 23:14
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change my name posted:So grilled cheese is a metaphor for vaginas right? Right guys? sure
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Feb 26, 2014 23:16
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change my name posted:So grilled cheese is a metaphor for vaginas right? Right guys? no way that's demeaning
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Feb 26, 2014 23:18
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more of a simile than a metaphor e: probably
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Feb 26, 2014 23:20
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The sandwich is the sex and the different methods of prep and ingredients involved are symbolic of the many different ways to form relationships and to connect to other people and how many different kinds of wonderful relationships there can be between human beings.
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Feb 26, 2014 23:23
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tbp posted:Epic Nguyen lol
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Feb 26, 2014 23:24
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lidnsya posted:I want to shove everyone who says toasties in a wheelie bin. If your grilled cheese is just toast with melted cheese then you're loving fooling yourselves and no wonder you can't get laid. I say toasties and get laid regularly. You can (should) put ham, or other toppings, in them too.
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Feb 26, 2014 23:26
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FrumpleOrz posted:I legitimately know a guy who did that, except replace Vietnam with Cambodian. It's seriously one of the saddest things in the world. And checkout lady gave waifu this pitying look and it was sad and hilarious.
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Feb 26, 2014 23:31
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t3h z0r posted:I was behind a guy and his Filipino wife at the supermarket, and the checkout lady was Filipino as well. And this old flabby white dude is talking to her like a child, saying stuff like "I LOVE YOUR CUL-TURE! DO YOU HAVE MANY RE-LA-TIVES HERE???" And then you shuffled through on your own with a bunch of cheese and bread and she thought you were awesome, got it.
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Feb 26, 2014 23:36
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havent been a virge since i was five. what is taking everyone so long?
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Feb 26, 2014 23:41
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ArbitraryC posted:I don't think I'll ever get how these conversations come up in the first place. I guess I could vaguely see bumping into someone you liked pre-college and joking with them about how you had a crush on them and never asked them out or something but whenever it comes up it's always someone they're currently friends with and have been for a while. hey rebecca how have you been? oh my god hey i'm good how are you these days? i'm all right. gently caress, you had the biggest tits back in high school. i know right, poo poo i wanted to smother you with them too. well drat
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Feb 26, 2014 23:48
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Tortuga posted:And then you shuffled through on your own with a bunch of cheese and bread and she thought you were awesome, got it.
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pathetic little tramp posted:hey rebecca how have you been? do they wither away like grapes on a vine?? help
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Feb 27, 2014 00:14
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Honestly if I had a very good friend that was an adult (heading on 30) virgin that I knew could use the self esteem boost (If he was genuinely happy I wouldn't bother) I would pay some high dollar hooker to accidentally bump into him at Walmart or something and give him the "We just met but I'm so attracted to you" treatment.
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Feb 27, 2014 01:23
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Lets get some virgoon pics up in this bitch
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Feb 27, 2014 02:39
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It's kind of how I imagine being an adult non-virgin, OP. Just with less (no?) sex.
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Ausmund posted:Lets get some virgoon pics up in this bitch op you look good, go slam a whale if need be
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Feb 27, 2014 03:38
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Ausmund posted:Lets get some virgoon pics up in this bitch Are you a serial killer?
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Feb 27, 2014 03:49
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Ausmund posted:Lets get some virgoon pics up in this bitch You look kind of grumpy, you should get laid or something. OH WAIT!
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Feb 27, 2014 03:55
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Turtlicious posted:Are you a serial killer? Speaking of which, Charles Manson, famed killer, is getting married to a 25 year old while he's 79 and never getting out of jail. He's getting laid. Why aren't the rest of you/me? 
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Feb 27, 2014 03:59
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Twisty of Fate posted:Well, OP, I'm 29 years old. I'm haven't had sex due to my autism, depression and anxiety. Girls like danger so either light yourself on fire or tell them you threatened to kill John McCain once
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Feb 27, 2014 04:06
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Starter Wiggin posted:Something lame virgoons who can't use a frying pan like a goddamn adult use. Does no one listen to Alton Brown? 1 use tools have no place in a kitchen jesus gently caress this is why you nerds can't get laid. actually a zojirushi rice cooker have a good place in a kitchen.
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Feb 27, 2014 05:54
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Cucktales Blogger posted:I don't know what it's like being an adult virgin and would like to find out. Please, tell me a little bit about your situation as an adult who has never had sex. 43 year old virgin here! Feel free to ask me anything OP!
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Feb 27, 2014 05:54
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Starter Wiggin posted:1 use tools have no place in a kitchen jesus gently caress this is why you nerds can't get laid. Slow cookers own.
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Feb 27, 2014 05:55
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Starter Wiggin posted:Something lame virgoons who can't use a frying pan like a goddamn adult use. Does no one listen to Alton Brown? 1 use tools have no place in a kitchen jesus gently caress this is why you nerds can't get laid. How many uses do knives have besides cutting things
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Feb 27, 2014 06:04
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Cucktales Blogger posted:How many uses do knives have besides cutting things A lot actually you just need to think outside the box (first you take a knife then you cut the box to get out of it)
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Feb 27, 2014 06:15
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All you dicks are being deliberately obtuse. Rice cooker: can also steam veggies Knives: cut everything if you had a special knife just to cut aged Swiss then you're a fuckwad Slow cooker: can cook all sorts of poo poo like whole hunks of meat or stew or soup
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Why, hello there, honeypot thread.  Let's see if I get another red-letter text from this one.Like many others, I never was particularly sociable during my childhood and teenage years. I always knew that my looks were not my greatest asset, so I concentrated on the minds/career part of my life, that's true. But on the other hand it always... bored me, on some level, getting to know people personally. Working with them was great, talking hobbies with them was great, having in-depth topical discussions with them was great, but Facebook stuff? Nope. It was as if a switch went off in my brain once a person attempted to cross some sort of a personal barrier - as if my brain's preferred interpersonal distance was that of a coworker/loose acquaintance, nothing closer. Goons later diagnosed me as Asperger's/autistic , but a therapist I spoke to never confirmed the diagnosis, so let's just call it either late maturation, or poor socialisation, or quirk, or something.Anyhow, I got to 28 still a virgin. And, like many others in this thread, I started to have anxiety and panic attacks. On some level, I had always felt tons of guilt about the whole "can't relate to people" thing - damnit, women were supposed to be good with social things! My inability to do so conflicted with my perfectionism. The fact of being a virgin exacerbated this feeling that something major was lacking about me. I also got into that really odd place where I felt like I wanted to deal with the matter, but didn't want anyone around me to know. People... gossip, and even if someone doesn't talk while sober, they could when drunk or stoned. So, after consulting with my therapist, I decided that the best way to resolve my issue was to have sex with a total stranger I'd forget about on the next day, and move on with my life. For those curious, I didn't contract an escort - I answered to a local classified. The man I chose thought he was being anonymous, but some primitive googling told me that he was married with two kids - so I'd be just an adventure to him, he was unlikely to contact me afterwards, likely to use protection and unlikely to give me an STD. So, overall, I felt safe about him. The solution worked out perfectly. With virginity lost, the anxiety went away, the panic attacks disappeared, and I moved on with my life. You can notice that right now, I have no compunction about talking about my prior lack of sex.  Five years on, I think I've mellowed a bit and grown slightly more tolerant of people sharing their personal lives with me. I've also tried sex several more times... but I still don't really see the appeal. It's like, in masturbation, you only have to pay attention to yourself, and you get immediate feedback what works and what doesn't. The only protection you need is essentially a towel (speaking as a squirter). In sex, you have to make place in your schedule, be simultaneously in the mood, and then, once it's happening, monitor the other party's reactions and constantly communicate. And there is also the whole matter of not getting pregnant or infected. That's really... not conducive to relaxing, is it? Basically - obviously, I understand that the calculation goes much differently for others, but as far as I'm concerned, it's a high cost for very little gain.
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Starter Wiggin posted:All you dicks are being deliberately obtuse. But you can do all kinds of sandwiches in a toastie machine, wraps and things like quesadillas too, as long as place them in a way that minimizes leakage (speaking as a squirter).
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If some virgoons are serious about getting laid, I have a few rituals and sigils that can help you meet a succubus or at least have accidental sex or something. Contact me with so we can discuss your particular case and the methods of payment.
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Feb 27, 2014 11:06
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Starter Wiggin posted:All you dicks are being deliberately obtuse. Let's move this summabitch thread to goons with spoons
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Feb 27, 2014 13:00
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Iron Crowned posted:Not if it's doggy style, use her back as a table. Lol coming from you this is literally one of the most repulsive mental images of all time
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Just popping in to say I used to make toasted cheese and ham and pineapple sandwiches all the time with my George Foreman grill and they were pretty great, totally recommended. Would chop the pineapple up in bits to spread the juice around and make sure it cooked evenly and whatnot. Oh and as to the main thing, 31, virgin, intending to remain so until my wedding night, I don't remember the rest of the questions. The side topic about toasted cheese sandwiches was more interesting TBH.
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I'm 24, but I didn't really have my poo poo together until last year. Finally was able to afford to move out, got my own car, pretty good job. Still dragged down by all the relationships I blatantly missed during my undergrad by being a gigantic loving idiot and not picking up on cues/being a coward. GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS YEAR THOUGH! Also if you're a university student don't be a loving idiot like I was, don't wait until the last year of your degree to get involved on campus. Doesn't matter if you're a commuter, just loving do it.
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