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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

Am I incorrect in saying this picture is in both the right and wrong thread at the same time?



And it's definitely the first time it has been posted in either thread.

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Doncaster Rovers reserve games do not usually attract fans from across Europe - nor queues hours before kick-off.

But when a member of One Direction is in the line-up things can be quite different.

Fans of boy band star Louis Tomlinson are believed to have travelled from as far afield as Denmark, France, Italy and the US to see his debut match.

Yorkshireman Tomlinson joined Rovers on a non-contract basis last summer but this was his first match.


The teenage girls in the crowd were treated to a goalless draw

Thousands come to watch their heroes perform, to sing and cheer their team to victory. In fact, about 10,000 turned out for the Championship clash against South Yorkshire rivals Barnsley on 15 February.

However, when the first team are not at home it is only the diehard few who make the journey to watch the reserves play, with an average crowd of about 100.

Today's match against Rotherham United in aid of Bluebell Wood Children's Hospice was different, though, with the club saying more than 4,000 tickets had been sold.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26356722

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I'm glad he has recovered from the brutal tackle by Gabby to take the field again.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I kind of want to say wrong thread because it was for charity but fans of boy bands are stupid as hell.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:

It was better (slightly) when it was about Fred Smoot.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

quote:

I wouldn't want Reina back personally but peak or no peak, his distribution is better than Mignolet's. That's not least because Mignolet hasn't had even a full season working as the sort of goalkeeper Reina's been for years and years in terms of on the ball work. Measure their passing by completion stats is only part of the story, there isn't really a stat that measures effectiveness or impact of goalkeeper possession yet - key passes aren't helpful as a goalkeeper's pass will rarely register (though for what it's worth, Reina would beat Mignolet on that measure by about 0.2!)


I guess .2 is supposed to be 20%? This just read really oddly to me.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Feb 27, 2014

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

CisSTAR 19 posted:

I guess .2 is supposed to be 20%? This just read really oddly to me.

I assume it's 0.2 key passes per game, a pretty big margin for outfield players let alone keepers

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
""You look at the talent in the Madrid squad and look at ours... The gap is bigger than it is between us and, say, Everton"

love love love united fans

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
What's wrong with that? I guess it's so obviously true as to be barely worth saying.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

peanut- posted:

What's wrong with that? I guess it's so obviously true as to be barely worth saying.

He clearly considers Everton to be massively beneath them which made me snigger.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

not not luvd posted:

""You look at the talent in the Madrid squad and look at ours... The gap is bigger than it is between us and, say, Everton"

love love love united fans

I've just had a look a the table and um

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Should be about fat, fat Jozy.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

quote:

In a paper we published recently, using an entire season of ball tracking data we showed that home teams had significantly more possession in the forward third which correlated with more shots and goals while the shooting and passing proficiencies were the same. Using our automatic formation analysis, we extend this analysis, and show that teams tend to play the same formation at home as they do away, but the manner in which they execute it is significantly different. Specifically, we show that the formation of teams at home is significantly higher up the field compared to when they play away. This conservative approach at away games suggests that coaches aim to win their home games and draw their away games. Additionally, we also show that our method can visually summarize a game which gives an indication of dominance and tactics. While enabling new discoveries of team behavior which can enhance analysis, it is also worth mentioning that our automatic formation detection method is the first to be developed.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Our data shows that the Pope is probably a Catholic

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Our new study, published in Nature, suggests that there is a correlation between number of bears and volume of bear poo poo in the woods.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
The players are as much to blame for this season as passengers on a commercial flight who when the pilot's announce system come on hear nothing but "death to infidels" in a middle-eastern accent are to blame for the subsequent plane crash.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

chuggo is BACK posted:

The players are as much to blame for this season as passengers on a commercial flight who when the pilot's announce system come on hear nothing but "death to infidels" in a middle-eastern accent are to blame for the subsequent plane crash.

Nice. drat nice.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

chuggo is BACK posted:

The players are as much to blame for this season as passengers on a commercial flight who when the pilot's announce system come on hear nothing but "death to infidels" in a middle-eastern accent are to blame for the subsequent plane crash.

When I googled "The players are as much to blame for this season as passengers on a commercial flight", the first link was the Munich air disaster. Coincidence?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

No, sorry, this is really good

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



yeah, wrong thread

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqByhK-oHNo

This is it, this is what kills me.

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Oh my god that's amazing.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Dukung mereka.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Live reactons from around the world to watching Rio Ferdinand try and chase down Daniel Sturridge? Glorious.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
http://www.change.org/petitions/barack-obama-do-whatever-it-takes-to-get-gedion-zelalem-to-the-us-national-team

quote:

Let's be honest. Soccer in the United States has come a long way, but that doesn't mean we're beneath using any tactic possible to convince players to join the US National Team.

With that in mind, it's time to petition Barack Obama and Sunil Gulati to do whatever it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team. Does that mean we'll have to fast-track citizenship? So be it. Does that mean we'll have to grease a few palms to get a passport for Gedion? I'm sure we could find a few crooked congressmen. Is Gedion Zelalem even eligible for the US National Team? Who knows?

Let's break every rule and fully embrace as much governmental corruption as it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team. The children are our future.

To:
barack obama
Sunil Gulati
We appreciate your positions as leaders of our nation, and we humbly ask you to turn your back on ethics and morality and do whatever it takes to get Gedion Zelalem to the US National Team. Because if we can't have him, someone else will take him. And they'll probably be Communists.
Sincerely,
[Your name]

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

hahaha, jesus christ

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

A- why pick the Liverpool game to unveil this tech?
B- what kinda of delay are they gonna have on the fan feeds? If it's too long its gonna look dumb if it's too short you're gonna see someone's rear end or dick on live tv.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
They better block all Ugandan IP's or you may see a suicide or murder on the advertising hoardings

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

loving lmao that the first jersey they show is Zanuzaj.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

gently caress, that's hilarious.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
The Guardian has an article about American football fans. Here are some quotes:

quote:

“I saw a goal Ryan Giggs had against Arsenal in the 1999 FA Cup,” he says. “He picks up the ball past half and dribbles 60 yards while beating four guys all on his own and ropes one, top shelf. Its an absolutely brilliant goal. My love for Man United began right then and there.”

quote:

His level of dedication is both severely ironic and ironically severe. He says things like: “It’s a relationship, or even a marriage. Arsenal is my wife.”

quote:

As a fan of Doctor Who and Torchwood, I asked if Cardiff had its own team. This was in 2011, so they were still in the Championship League. I said perfect, because then I felt like there was less pressure to become an expert on soccer overnight.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!
Hahah for fucks sake.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

wow i really woud have thought that there were more churches in london

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

ephex posted:

wow i really woud have thought that there were more churches in london

the most popular church is the church of England tbf

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I posted a link to this guy in this thread in the past week, but I am just constantly amused by his "promotion/relegation in the US is a civil rights issue"/"you're either with us or you're the enemy" :tinfoil: stance: https://twitter.com/soccerreform

In response to Eva Longoria tweeting that she signed a petition that is trying to bring an MLS club to San Antonio, his immediate response is to do this:

quote:

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@alexstone7 @seppblatter @CONCACAF Any official comment on MLS's attempted hostile takeover of @NASLOfficial? Is it out of @FIFAcom purview?

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@alexstone7 @seppblatter @CONCACAF @NASLOfficial @FIFAcom At what point does this really begin to affect FIFA legitimacy?

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@shinguardian @TotalSoccerShow You guys are talking about a friendly in the midst of a hostile takeover bid. It's kinda sad.

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@alexstone7 @FIFAcom @FIFAmedia @seppblatter @CONCACAF Has @sunilgulati briefed you on the hostile MLS bid to take over NASL?

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
Desperate Housewife aids MLS hostile takeover bid in San Antonio. http://www.mlssoccer.com/sideline/n..._medium=twitter

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@AlexStone7 Is @FIFAcom prohibited from commenting on the internal situation without federation or region sign off?

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@AlexStone7 Seems to me that - at some point - FIFA would stand to lose credibility from failing to offer support under these circumstances.

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform Feb 27
@AlexStone7 When this actually does go down, I'll be glad we had this conversation on twitter. Everything was done to alert FIFA.

And just to show you how committed his is to his trolling:

quote:

Ted Westervelt ‏@soccerreform 43m
@LeanderOnFOX @aaronstol @smgraff 'We all too often have socialism for the rich and rugged free market capitalism for the poor.' MLK on MLS.

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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