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remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
I can't get over how excellent "he cums battery acid" is. That is my name change request.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

cletepurcel posted:

I've seen many variations of this. I choose to believe its a fetish where people get off on people telling them how to jack off, like they're just entering puberty or whatever

it's pretty much some naked girl sitting there going like "uhhnnn yeah stroke your big dick for me"

tinkerttoy
Dec 30, 2013

by XyloJW

remigious posted:

I can't get over how excellent "he cums battery acid" is. That is my name change request.
The person who typed that, surely, is pathetic and lonely. Despite all, however, he's pretty drat original.

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Jan 17, 2008

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Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Maybe this one was already posted but it's pretty great:

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

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IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
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Apr 8, 2011

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Jan 22, 2014

cletepurcel posted:

I've seen many variations of this. I choose to believe its a fetish where people get off on people telling them how to jack off, like they're just entering puberty or whatever

It's part of CFNM (clothed female nude male) and its like gentle verbal domination, sometimes with small dick humiliation

Rhinoceraptor posted:

The people who have come in to explain porn things are funnier to me than any search posted in this thread.

I've been curating hosed up fetishes for years, I see these gross searches, I put my hand against the monitor, and I think 'brother'

Strongylocentrotus
Jan 24, 2007

Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!


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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Office Thug posted:

i am wanking.

It's a porn search, not twitter, gawd!

Son of Isaac
Apr 22, 2008


:smith:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless












that last one says naked butts and cocks

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

remigious posted:

I can't get over how excellent "he cums battery acid" is. That is my name change request.

that's the title of an efukt video.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Double Muhammad posted:

that's the title of an efukt video.

It sounds uncomfortable.

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Jan 7, 2010

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
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Nov 25, 2011

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Illegal Hen

remigious posted:

I can't get over how excellent "he cums battery acid" is. That is my name change request.

Dibs on "anal full nelson" for me.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Double Muhammad posted:

that's the title of an efukt video.

One of two things end my visits to efukt:

1. Nausea.
2. A mysterious erection.

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Apr 17, 2011



Bloodfart McCoy posted:

One of two things end my visits to efukt:

1. Nausea.
2. A mysterious erection.

for me it is both of them at the same time

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

One of two things end my visits to efukt:

1. Nausea.
2. A mysterious erection.

This sounds like side effects to medication you see on TV.

"...if you experience nausea or a mysterious erection, contact your doctor immediately...

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



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Dec 27, 2010

Al Borland posted:

Consensual Indian Sex.

lol

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Sep 13, 2005

Socialize Everything!
I wonder how many poor souls are going without their favorite porn because of their awful spelling?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

DSauer posted:

I wonder how many poor souls are going without their favorite porn because of their awful spelling?

there were quite a few looking for gay sex in the straight section and vice versa

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Jun 1, 2000

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Mar 21, 2013

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!






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Feb 9, 2008

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Aug 24, 2013
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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Yeah I think that had to be a goon beingtrying to be clever. Part of me hopes it isn't though.

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Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.


i think im up to like 20 things i want my name changed to.

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Aug 15, 2006

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I hope this one is someones porn name :3:

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012




Is this just a term I've never heard before?

remigious
May 13, 2009

Destruction comes inevitably :rip:

Hell Gem
What is efukd? I'm too scared to Google it.

Frank Serpico
Aug 8, 2005

Oh man, it's total gridlock!!
15 seconds in:


(Perhaps I'm mistaken but I thought the "seksi sekreter marina haylazadam" series had pretty much fallen off after #39 or 40...Maybe I should revisit starting from #50?)

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Dec 11, 2009

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Mar 5, 2012

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