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Kaboom Dragoon posted:Paying for porn in general is a big STDH on its own. My shop gets a lot of collectors and people who have favorites. Favorite directors, production companies and so forth, and it's easier to get three straight hours of the same actual production/movie virus free from us than the internet, for them. Easier than sifting through keywords when you're trying to find...I don't know. Y Porn Star in X Scene titled "gently caress my fat face" or something. Googling gently caress my fat face and hoping to narrow down from there is a long process, if you have a shop that knows new releases and production companies fairly well, you can find high quality originals of exactly what you were looking for instead of googling for twenty minutes hoping for a six minute clip, and then they feel like they're supporting a local business and that they have 'a guy,' like old school music shops were.
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Morkyz posted:For some reason libraries putting video stores out of business is hilarious to me. Well ours had a leg up because a local video rental store that was really well stocked with lots of cool, obscure and rare movies wen't out of business and the library bought out their whole collection. I see video rental stores still out on the coast, because people obviously still rent stuff when they're at a vacation rental. A lot of those stores still do VHS too because a lot of the beach houses still just have a VCR.
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The Dickens posted:My shop gets a lot of collectors and people who have favorites. Favorite directors, production companies and so forth, and it's easier to get three straight hours of the same actual production/movie virus free from us than the internet, for them. Easier than sifting through keywords when you're trying to find...I don't know. Y Porn Star in X Scene titled "gently caress my fat face" or something. Googling gently caress my fat face and hoping to narrow down from there is a long process, if you have a shop that knows new releases and production companies fairly well, you can find high quality originals of exactly what you were looking for instead of googling for twenty minutes hoping for a six minute clip, and then they feel like they're supporting a local business and that they have 'a guy,' like old school music shops were. Unfortunately my local video store doesn't recognise Hungarian Chicken Scat as a genre, so its the internet for me until they sort themselves out.
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# ? Mar 2, 2014 22:32 |
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I gave up on getting DVDs from the library after I had six in a row that were so scratched they skipped up to several minutes of video at a time, even across different players and drives. I have plenty of video rental places near me but I can't imagine it's any different there, although now that I think about it, a commercial enterprise might have more incentive to keep its stock in working order.
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El Estrago Bonito posted:Well ours had a leg up because a local video rental store that was really well stocked with lots of cool, obscure and rare movies wen't out of business and the library bought out their whole collection. What two words do you think "went" is a contraction for?
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 00:17 |
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When I worked at a DVD shop, we had a chap in his early thirties who used to regularly come in and make a purchase from our limited 'blue' section. Like clockwork, he'd come back a few days later with his angry mother, who'd demand we let him return it.
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What is a "blue" section?
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 02:42 |
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Gus Hobbleton posted:What is a "blue" section? blue blo͞o/Submit adjective adjective: blue; comparative adjective: bluer; superlative adjective: bluest ... 3. informal (of a movie, joke, or story) with sexual or pornographic content. "the blue movies are hugely profitable"
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 03:06 |
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Never heard it used that way before. It that a British thing?
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 03:17 |
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I don't think so, I've heard it used by Americans of the boomer generation. A lot of people used to say that comedians who did sexual material "work blue" or say that he was "telling a blue joke". It might be a little old fashioned.
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InediblePenguin posted:There are video rental places around me in east Texas - not very many, but they exist; their main draw here is that they rent out those bowdlerized Christian Family Friendly Versions where all cussing or gays or instances of female harlots showing their bare elbows have been excised by hitting "pause" on the VHS recorder during that part of the film Aren't those videos illegal? As in if Sony/Universal/Whoever catch you making a profit off of butchering their films, they can sue/have you shut down? On the 'Blue' meaning dirty as in "blue movies", and "turning the air blue" meaning swearing a lot. In China porn films are "yellow" movies. same meaning, different colour. Also their was a porn company in the 80s that put out R rated videos called "Electric Blue" that young underage me used to like a lot.
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 05:03 |
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"Swearing a blue streak" and "blue" for adult in general goes back at least to the 1930s. At least. Oh, look. Somebody looking for porn? quote:Rage Against The Machine, Part 2
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Khazar-khum posted:"Swearing a blue streak" and "blue" for adult in general goes back at least to the 1930s. At least. Are internet cafes still popular in Australia? I only ever see them in poorer countries anymore. In America, if you want to see an old man looking at porn in public, public libraries all have rows of computers available for public use. Wear gloves!
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 12:32 |
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We still have a ton of "internet cafes" in the Southern US, but they're all fronts for illegal video poker.
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# ? Mar 3, 2014 14:20 |
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There was a Blockbuster in my old neighborhood all the way up until the nationwide shutdown. The Hollywood Video didn't fare as well, though... Probably some drug dealers outside, though
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Ariza posted:Are internet cafes still popular in Australia? I only ever see them in poorer countries anymore. In America, if you want to see an old man looking at porn in public, public libraries all have rows of computers available for public use. Wear gloves! They're around the place, usually in student or backpacker areas. But they're more likely to just be a little convenience store with a couple of old Dells in the corner.
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deadly_pudding posted:There was a Blockbuster in my old neighborhood all the way up until the nationwide shutdown. That's pretty smart if whoever took over the property just called their business Hollywood wine and spirits.
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jodai posted:That's pretty smart if whoever took over the property just called their business Hollywood wine and spirits. We have this place: I like the subtle jab at the buildings former inhabitant.
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deadly_pudding posted:There was a Blockbuster in my old neighborhood all the way up until the nationwide shutdown. Downtown Rochester? gently caress, I don't doubt the dealers found a way inside.
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deadly_pudding posted:There was a Blockbuster in my old neighborhood all the way up until the nationwide shutdown. Wonder if this STDH was there: quote:Popped Off
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Khazar-khum posted:Wonder if this STDH was there: So if I'm pretty much reading this right, they just kept stolen pop.
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jodai posted:That's pretty smart if whoever took over the property just called their business Hollywood wine and spirits.
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/mu/ version of bohemian rhapsody:/mu/ posted:>first week at college
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# ? Mar 4, 2014 14:22 |
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I know the band name and the songs are all real things but in combination, it just sounds like a mad lib where a really weird person is trying to be funny.
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NAR posted:Truck-Stop/Gas-Station
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bor_ykoops posted:/mu/ version of bohemian rhapsody: Please don't post greentext stories from 4chan, they're usually presented as jokes, which is not STDH
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# ? Mar 4, 2014 15:34 |
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I didn't realize Jews were a persecuted class in Pennsylvania.
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# ? Mar 4, 2014 17:12 |
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Gus Hobbleton posted:I didn't realize Jews were a persecuted class in Pennsylvania. If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much
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Gus Hobbleton posted:I didn't realize Jews were a persecuted class in Pennsylvania. There are some backwoods parts of PA where you might find people that believe Jewish Overlord conspiracy theories. But that could be true of anywhere. I prefer to think the guy just looked out the window and saw her Jersey plates
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# ? Mar 4, 2014 17:30 |
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Maybe they sold the guy this house: quote:Going Totally Off The Wall
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# ? Mar 5, 2014 10:11 |
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I can see that one happening, some people just don't know how to do DIY without flooding the house or breaking everything, chainsawing a wall down, is something I can believe someone doing, especially if you don't know its a load bearing one.
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StealthArcher posted:So if I'm pretty much reading this right, they just kept stolen pop. Actually true story. I've returned books to Costco that they claimed they didn't carry or sell. Still gave me my money.
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Judge Tesla posted:I can see that one happening, some people just don't know how to do DIY without flooding the house or breaking everything, chainsawing a wall down, is something I can believe someone doing, especially if you don't know its a load bearing one. I can't see someone chainsawing a wall down, if only because it's a terrible loving way to take out a wall, and a great way to break a chainsaw.
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SpookyLizard posted:I can't see someone chainsawing a wall down, if only because it's a terrible loving way to take out a wall, and a great way to break a chainsaw. Sir, I give you the freedom to chainsaw to the centre of the earth http://www.icschainsaws.co.uk/ For content: NotAlwaysWorking Unfiltered posted:Office Won't they therefore assume that everyone with depression can work just fine, since their drama-loving co-worker can?
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# ? Mar 5, 2014 18:41 |
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I don't know of a single office environment where someone who calls out of work "because they're depressed" won't be relentlessly mocked, fair or not (assuming I understand that STDH correctly). I'm just now realizing how lovely that's got to be.
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fullroundaction posted:I don't know of a single office environment where someone who calls out of work "because they're depressed" won't be relentlessly mocked, fair or not (assuming I understand that STDH correctly). I'm just now realizing how lovely that's got to be. Because nobody would call in "depressed." They would just say they didn't feel well or something.
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fullroundaction posted:I don't know of a single office environment where someone who calls out of work "because they're depressed" won't be relentlessly mocked, fair or not (assuming I understand that STDH correctly). I'm just now realizing how lovely that's got to be.
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In the US, you can get FMLA status for depression or other chronic illnesses, like diabetes, so you are theoretically able to call out and your boss has no right to ask what's wrong with you if you explain it's an FMLA related illness. What this means practically though is that if you exercise your rights under FMLA, your boss will just find a bullshit reason to can you and welp, at-will-employment!
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# ? Mar 5, 2014 19:14 |
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poo poo actually happened. Cross posting from the Schadenfreude thread: He literally got up and ran out of there!
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So this went up in EN: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613910 And I was totally on this guy's side for most of it even if it seemed a little extreme but the ending, well, the ending: quote:After the past few days I finally had enough of her. Today, not 3 hours ago I gave an Oscar winning speech in front of the whole house about how once my Dad is dead, I never want to see her again. I don't want her at my wedding, I don't want my kids to ever know her, I don't want to see her at my death bed. I hope one day she is on her death bed and wants me to visit her, so I can look her in the eye and say "there's no chair here, I can't sit down." I tell her I am appalled at her audacity to judge our grandma and everyone else in this family from some cloud high on up when she does nothing at all. I tell her that everyone else is pulling their weight through this difficult situation and she's just deadweight. I tell her she's not worth the bed she sleeps on. I tell her she is an entitled princess. She starts breaking down and crying and saying she's sorry and she'll change and she appreciates everything my dad did for her. I don't give a gently caress. I end my speech.
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