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kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

I'm looking for a youtube clip from one of the Spider-man games. It's not really a glitch, but the player didn't hit a QTE button and the end result was Spidey faceplanting on the ground and the building exploding. Help a goon out?

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CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

kinmik posted:

I'm looking for a youtube clip from one of the Spider-man games. It's not really a glitch, but the player didn't hit a QTE button and the end result was Spidey faceplanting on the ground and the building exploding. Help a goon out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU

*splat* "I'm going to die :ohdear:

# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:11

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# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:11

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

kinmik posted:

I'm looking for a youtube clip from one of the Spider-man games. It's not really a glitch, but the player didn't hit a QTE button and the end result was Spidey faceplanting on the ground and the building exploding. Help a goon out?

First result on Youtube for "spider-man qte" :v:

It's a thing of beauty.

I'm going to die-eee :shepface:

KABOOM

E: Guess I missed the QTE

# ? Mar 2, 2014 04:12

trunkwontopen: Apr 7, 2007; I am a CARTOON BEAR!

TheRamblingSoul posted:

On a similar note, corruptions are pretty hilarious, like this N64 Sesame Street game.

This is a classic, and the video that made me subscribe. I swear it says "Kermit, you're dead!" at 1:06.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 10:55

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

CJacobs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU

*splat* "I'm going to die "

Jesus, put that in the OP.

# ? Mar 2, 2014 18:36

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

It's far from a glitch though.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 02:44

Reive: May 21, 2009

Been looking up info on the early beta disc for MGS1, there's this guy on youtube who has hacked it open a bit using a memory editor, makes for some pretty funny moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVCBIWwuBlI
He has other vids on it as well.

# ? Mar 3, 2014 04:42

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# ? Mar 6, 2014 01:58

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

Metal Gear Solid 2 ladder glitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzR6gu8Jecs

# ? Mar 6, 2014 02:59

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

I haven't seen this posted here, but it deserves to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w33uXQlVmnM

# ? Mar 6, 2014 03:37

Parts Kit: Jun 9, 2006; durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

I had a few glitches with the Morrowind: Tribunal expansion years back.

One was not amusing. For some reason invisibility didn't work right in Tribunal areas so I couldn't bail out of fights with it anymore. I abused some mechanics and got through the game fairly underleveled so I was not really prepared for head on fighting.

The other was great. For another unknown reason the Boots of Blinding Speed didn't totally blind my character. Normally the % of blindness determines how dark your screen goes. The Boots of Blinding Speed raised your speed to absurd levels at the cost of 100% blindness, basically turning your view into a black screen aside from your hub. But with the glitch I could barely see, like it messed up and only did 95% blinding or something.

Where this came into play was a late expansion boss called The Imperfect. It's a huge golem that you fight in an arena. Since my character was underleveled and ill prepared for its magic attacks it would stomp the poo poo out of me in seconds. Then I got the idea to put on the Boots of Blinding Speed and run around in circles nipping at its heels with my weapon. Much, much later it was dead.

:buddy:

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:51

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Parts Kit posted:

I had a few glitches with the Morrowind: Tribunal expansion years back.

One was not amusing. For some reason invisibility didn't work right in Tribunal areas so I couldn't bail out of fights with it anymore. I abused some mechanics and got through the game fairly underleveled so I was not really prepared for head on fighting.

The other was great. For another unknown reason the Boots of Blinding Speed didn't totally blind my character. Normally the % of blindness determines how dark your screen goes. The Boots of Blinding Speed raised your speed to absurd levels at the cost of 100% blindness, basically turning your view into a black screen aside from your hub. But with the glitch I could barely see, like it messed up and only did 95% blinding or something.

Where this came into play was a late expansion boss called The Imperfect. It's a huge golem that you fight in an arena. Since my character was underleveled and ill prepared for its magic attacks it would stomp the poo poo out of me in seconds. Then I got the idea to put on the Boots of Blinding Speed and run around in circles nipping at its heels with my weapon. Much, much later it was dead.

Not to burst your bubble, but I remember your Magic resistance would counteract the blindness, but not the speed. Once you get your resistance up to 100%, they don't blind you at all.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 04:54

Parts Kit: Jun 9, 2006; durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Not to burst your bubble, but I remember your Magic resistance would counteract the blindness, but not the speed. Once you get your resistance up to 100%, they don't blind you at all.

Hm, that's interesting. I don't remember having magic resistance but I suppose I could have had it on some item I forgot about.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 05:16

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Parts Kit posted:

Hm, that's interesting. I don't remember having magic resistance but I suppose I could have had it on some item I forgot about.

Breton and Orc both have it innate.

# ? Mar 6, 2014 05:28

HP Artsandcrafts: Oct 3, 2012

From the iPad version of Surgeon Simulator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_yUdW4jgmI

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:29

Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

Woah, that vid is rather :nms:

# ? Mar 7, 2014 18:51

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Bridge Constructor

Eifert Posting posted:

Working. As. Intended.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 20:08

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Kennel posted:

Bridge Constructor

Ok, a bit off topic, but: between this, the surgery sim just posted, and the Goat Simulator video that never fails to amuse me, my dumbass 40 year old brain doesn't know what's a real game and what's a joke anymore :psyduck:

Is there seriously a bridge-constructing sim game?

edit: haha, those trucks just going "wheeeEEE!" at the end of the gif, I don't care if it's a real game or not

# ? Mar 7, 2014 20:22

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Dude, bridge constructing is its own genre.

http://www.physicsgames.net/category/Construction_Games_1.html

# ? Mar 7, 2014 20:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

RandomFerret posted:

Dude, bridge constructing is its own genre.

http://www.physicsgames.net/category/Construction_Games_1.html

An awesome genre too. :colbert:

# ? Mar 7, 2014 20:55

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Games in which the main adversary is physics have been around for decades, certainly since The Incredible Machine and probably earlier.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:00

Finisher1: Feb 21, 2008

haveblue posted:

Games in which the main adversary is physics have been around for decades, certainly since The Incredible Machine and probably earlier.

Yeah, but they've gotten infinitely better since Ragdoll Physics became a thing.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:14

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Bridge building is a real world activity that translates very well to a video game.

It's still hilarious how the whole premise of the genre is pretty much "Build the cheapest bridge that barely passes the minimum safety regulations."

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:27

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

I am glad bridge building simulators use wacky physics and cool poo poo unlike farming, trucking, or train simulators.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:34

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Decrepus posted:

I am glad bridge building simulators intentionally use wacky physics and cool poo poo unlike farming, trucking, or train simulators.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:37

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Kennel posted:

It's still hilarious how the whole premise of the genre is pretty much "Build the cheapest bridge that barely passes the minimum safety regulations."

Art imitates life, then.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:37

General Specific: Jun 22, 2007; I had one of those, but the front wheel fell off and I had to get rid of it.

Decrepus posted:

I am glad bridge building simulators use wacky physics and cool poo poo unlike farming, trucking, or train simulators.

Farming simulators mostly seem to be farm equipment simulators. I'd love to see a new SimFarm with all of the land management, crop choice/rotation, etc simulated.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 21:39

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

RandomFerret posted:

Dude, bridge constructing is its own genre.

http://www.physicsgames.net/category/Construction_Games_1.html

Wow. Welp, yet another day that I get to tell my bf "you won't believe what I learned on SA today" (usually it's finding out weird history facts from various comics threads in BSS).

To go back on topic: said bf plays DC Universe Online, and has been having fun glitching his way outside the JLA Watchtower into space. I'll pester him for some screenshots if anyone's interested.

edit:

Who What Now posted:

An awesome genre too.

I meant no disrespect, I'm just a bit out of the loop when it comes to vidja games. I just bought an Adversary by National Semiconductors last weekend bc that's how I roll

JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 22:20 on Mar 7, 2014

# ? Mar 7, 2014 22:02

Roro: Oct 9, 2012; HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

General Specific posted:

Farming simulators mostly seem to be farm equipment simulators. I'd love to see a new SimFarm with all of the land management, crop choice/rotation, etc simulated.

Some of the newer Harvest Moons have introduced soil quality, different soil types and different seed growth times. It's not exactly SimFarm, but there is an element of thought about it.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 22:07

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Corn Burst posted:

I was stuck on that cylinder for a couple of years. I would pick up the game, enjoy myself, get to Carnival Night Zone Act 2, and try at least 5 lives to bounce that thing perfectly before running out of time. loving Sonic 3 man.

I never once had trouble with the cylinder. Git gud, scrub :smuggo:

# ? Mar 7, 2014 22:44

animatorZed: Jan 2, 2008; falling down

haveblue posted:

Games in which the main adversary is physics have been around for decades, certainly since The Incredible Machine and probably earlier.

I doubt anything is ever going to top Armadillo Run for me.

I think there was a puzzle I solved with a rocket, and a single length of string dangling from the back of the rocket. Altering the string just slightly enough to get the rocket to hit the armadillo, balance it on the tip of the rocket nose as it crossed a large gap, then flip around as it rolled off to hit the ball with the back end as the rocket twirled away, sending it into the goal.

No other game has topped the amount of fun I had coming up with ridiculous and improbable solutions to things as that game, and it was way, way more freeform than incredible machines or most other games.

e: It also had some hilarious and broken physics glitches:
warning: kind of annoying music in this video, but it has some of the glitches and shows some of the absurdity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH4SS2oG_uc

I liked it more for finding creative low cost solutions to things, but you could more or less do whatever.

e2: this video is closer to the experience of actually playing the game http://youtu.be/4JoPlcyxxb4

animatorZed has a new favorite as of 00:17 on Mar 8, 2014

# ? Mar 7, 2014 23:53

Kobold eBooks: Mar 5, 2007; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Roro posted:

Some of the newer Harvest Moons have introduced soil quality, different soil types and different seed growth times. It's not exactly SimFarm, but there is an element of thought about it.

My experience with Harvest Moon made me a very angry nerd when FarmVille was first coming out and I was helping my stepmom get used to it.
:goonsay:

# ? Mar 8, 2014 16:41

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Kennel posted:

Bridge building is a real world activity that translates very well to a video game.

It's still hilarious how the whole premise of the genre is pretty much "Build the cheapest bridge that barely passes the minimum safety regulations."

Though I think the best part about them, particularly the newer ones, is building bridges that in no way meet safety regulations, yet still allow you to win. As long as that last car or truck or train gets over, you've won, even if the "bridge" has been reduced to tiny chunks of lumber and I-beam traveling at escape velocity.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 17:58

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

In Marvel Heroes, Ms. Marvel has a Unique Weapon called White Hole Gauntlets. One of the effects on the Gauntlets is to stick a 5 second DoT on targets, and if the target dies in that 5 seconds, it explodes.

In the X-Defense group mode, you fight wave after wave of enemies, and they get more powerful with each wave. Her Gauntlets have been bugged since at least January: Instead of the 5 scond DoT and Explosion hitting foes, it hits your team mates. And it gets more powerful with each wave, to the point where you can 1 shot the other 4 players on your team.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 20:16