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I am an ugly guy with a hot as gently caress gf AMA
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hate pants posted:I am an ugly guy with a hot as gently caress gf AMA What are stances on sandwich presses?
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Mar 3, 2014 16:29
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Was she supplied by your government or is there just a lower market value for top women there?
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Mar 3, 2014 16:32
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I actually achieved Hot Gf Status from a Sexual Pyramid Scheme (ie I promised high returns for a small investment from a large pool). A bunch of dudes sent me chicks and I chose the hottest one and bailed.
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Mar 3, 2014 16:40
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Now that ZergFluid stopped posting (or went to sleep) and people started talking about sandwiches again this thread got lame again, I want ZergFluid back, he and the 40 something guy hitting on high school chicks are the best!
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Mar 3, 2014 16:45
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Zergfluid would have been hilarious if it was the first time I'd read those exact ideas in pretty much the exact same phraseology. He's just a standard redpill bot really. Maybe they give them scripts like callcentre workers.
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Mar 3, 2014 16:49
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hate pants posted:I am an ugly guy with a hot as gently caress gf AMA Can I purchase her using bitcoin?
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Mar 3, 2014 16:53
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hate pants posted:I am an ugly guy with a hot as gently caress gf AMA As Sex Rank 69 (Which, I must re-establish, is the Sex Number), I have decided on the free market's behalf that she belongs to me now. Owned bitch (literally).
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Mar 3, 2014 16:59
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please don't ban him, he rules please make a sex marxism megathread in the new e/n fyad-lite got 37 sexperience points today from an encounter with a kobold, hopefully i will level up from 4 to 5 soon
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Mar 3, 2014 18:31
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let's make this thread a haven BY men, FOR men. no bro-ruining vag's in here to gently caress our friends and use them all up
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Mar 3, 2014 18:36
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Spiffo posted:I liked the virgin stories and people posting their sad stories at each other, and we had a laugh at some and posted encouraging words at others (at least I hope forums poster Pinball appreciated my words of encouragement) and now that thread is pretty much over because Jane Came Back and needs the thread to be all about him and his hosed up outlook on the Sexual Marketplace, and he does it every time, refusing to acknowledge that his model for how people socialize is broken. I do appreciate it immensely! The goons have always been a great resource in helping me figure out my poo poo. I've got a referral meeting with my graduate school's counseling office today, and hopefully they can get me booked with someone who can adjust my medication and help my anxiety. I feel pretty good at the moment. As long as I don't self-sabotage by freaking out at the idea of intimacy, I think I'll do fine. Also, ZergFluid, your bizarro ideas about the sex marketplace have no place in a modern world.
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Mar 3, 2014 18:53
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I want all the virgins to post pictures. Maybe you just need to shave off your disgusting rat-nest beard or wear a balaclava and then the ladies will come pouring in.
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Mar 3, 2014 18:58
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I am an oppressed victim of the sex economy, I've been elbow dropped pro wrestler style from the top of the sex ladder.
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Mar 3, 2014 19:15
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Motherfucker posted:I am an oppressed victim of the sex economy, I've been elbow dropped pro wrestler style from the top of the sex ladder. It's cool, because when The Rock of life is about to give you the People's Elbow, you get back up and pull out your Mr. Socko, and give life the Mandible Claw!
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Mar 3, 2014 19:22
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Hood Ornament posted:I want all the virgins to post pictures. Maybe you just need to shave off your disgusting rat-nest beard or wear a balaclava and then the ladies will come pouring in. I've posted plenty of embarassing pictures of myself on the forums already so why not  Anxiety's a bitch
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Mar 3, 2014 19:22
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The Darlok posted:I've posted plenty of embarassing pictures of myself on the forums already so why not Dude you're hot. If attractive people aren't getting laid what hope do I have?? 
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Mar 3, 2014 19:25
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The Darlok posted:I've posted plenty of embarassing pictures of myself on the forums already so why not Fitty. Soz your anxiety is keeping you from reaching your ladykiller potential.
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Mar 3, 2014 19:29
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Motherfucker posted:If attractive people aren't getting laid what hope do I have?? Confidence helps. Anxiety is like the opposite of confidence so I hope Darlok can treat his issues and get over that hump (so to speak).
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Mar 3, 2014 19:29
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Motherfucker posted:Dude you're hot. The fact that while getting the balls to tell a girl you're interested is tough, just up and asking them aside, saying what it is that they attracted you with, and then asking for a date(using the word "date" specifically, ambiguity with this stuff is BAD) tends to have a fairly high success rate?
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Mar 3, 2014 19:34
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The Darlok posted:I've posted plenty of embarassing pictures of myself on the forums already so why not Dude, you look fine. I'm sure you'll make a nice date, just chill.
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Mar 3, 2014 19:53
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benzine posted:Dude, you look fine. I'm sure you'll make a nice date, just chill. I dunno, check his post history fist... just to be sure.
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Mar 3, 2014 19:54
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change my name posted:Did I loving splutter?
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Mar 3, 2014 19:54
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like half the women ive grown up with are dating 40 year old dudes with old dude balls. zerg was right.
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Mar 3, 2014 19:56
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EA Sports posted:like half the women ive grown up with are dating 40 year old dudes with old dude balls. Zerg was never right.
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Mar 3, 2014 19:57
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40 year old dudes are way less likely to be shut in nerd weirdos who read r/redpill all day. I'm finding 40 year old dudes more attractive every time I read a Zerg post.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:00
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Shannonmcn posted:40 year old dudes are way less likely to be shut in nerd weirdos who read r/redpill all day. I'm finding 40 year old dudes more attractive every time I read a Zerg post. There's hope for me in 7 years! 
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Mar 3, 2014 20:02
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Hood Ornament posted:I want all the virgins to post pictures. Maybe you just need to shave off your disgusting rat-nest beard or wear a balaclava and then the ladies will come pouring in. And no, I'm not really concerned about it or care about the social stigma related to it because I have person I truly care about at the moment. 
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Mar 3, 2014 20:03
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WaltherFeng posted:And no, I'm not really concerned about it or care about the social stigma related to it because I have person I truly care about at the moment. You also look good, apart from the five-head.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:04
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WaltherFeng posted:And no, I'm not really concerned about it or care about the social stigma related to it because I have person I truly care about at the moment. Also fitty. I was seriously expecting way more neckbeard and acne from virgoons. Someone deliver.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:05
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I am way uglier than both these virgins and now I'm scared
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Mar 3, 2014 20:13
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I've always been pretty confident that I'm pretty unattractive but also I have no way of getting an honest answer about it other than posting a picture of myself on the internet but then someone could find it and figure out who I am on the internet being the same person I am in real life and that would totally suck. e: I mean there was a girl one time who really liked me but i turned her down on account of all my horrible head problems and the fact that she didn't really know anything about the person i actually am on account of she was a regular customer at the store i worked at and only met me while i was at work. ChairMaster fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 3, 2014 |
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Mar 3, 2014 20:23
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I look goofy as all heck and my girlfriend is really pretty. Don't sweat your looks so much, just wash yourself and your clothes and dress like a grown-up. That's really all most guys need to do.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:30
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cactuscarpet posted:I look goofy as all heck and my girlfriend is really pretty. Don't sweat your looks so much, just wash yourself and your clothes and dress like a grown-up. That's really all most guys need to do. Shave also But really, clothes/hair goes a long way. Not the expensive stuff either, but just doing something different, or doing anything at all.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:33
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ChairMaster posted:I've always been pretty confident that I'm pretty unattractive but also I have no way of getting an honest answer about it other than posting a picture of myself on the internet but then someone could find it and figure out who I am on the internet being the same person I am in real life and that would totally suck. Construct a likeness from sandwich ingredients so that we can be scientific about it.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:34
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cactuscarpet posted:I look goofy as all heck and my girlfriend is really pretty. Don't sweat your looks so much, just wash yourself and your clothes and dress like a grown-up. That's really all most guys need to do. The dressing like a grownup thing always seems to throw me off. Whenever I do put something nicer, like a decent button down shirt, on no luck is had, and it feels like I'm over dressed in general. I wear, jeans, a t-shirt, and my chucks, and it's the other way around. Then again I'm not wearing overtly nerdy or power metal shirts all either.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:35
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Sure, why not.
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Mar 3, 2014 20:41
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I'm pretty unattractive (my picture's floating around somewhere and is a semi frequent flyer in those ugly goons threads, I'm not reposting it) but I have had girlfriends before, and part of the reason I'm still a virgin as previously stated is that I've decided to remain so until I get married.
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Mar 3, 2014 21:02
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Pinball posted:Sure, why not. You don't look bad at all. I looked up your post history in this thread, so my question would be, do you do anything outside of the house?
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Mar 3, 2014 21:04
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Shannonmcn posted:Also fitty. I was seriously expecting way more neckbeard and acne from virgoons. Someone deliver. 
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Mar 3, 2014 21:23
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4 for 4 no uggos, what's going on. What thread is this really
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Mar 3, 2014 21:25
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