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Fooly Cooly 25
Jan 18, 2005

Todo lo tuyo ahora es MIO

sweek0 posted:

Yay it's the old Dutch crest! Do love that we slate the US for choosing a boring polo shirt design, but when Holland does it we love it.

Well, there's no doubt about Holland's kit being them due to the color and they have a sweet badge.

There's nothing distinctive about the American kit. It looked like we had finally gone with a style of sorts with the sash but it was dropped. Now it looks like a England hand-me-down, especially with the red. No blue is also annoying, seeing how it is a important color for the squad. And as pointed out before, the badge looks amazingly amateur, especially since we just saw the great Centennial jersey badge.

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Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

gently caress this is nice.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
USA does a boring, uninspired, golf shirt kit. Goons poo poo on it, as deserved.

Holland does a boring, uninspired, T-shirt kit. BUT IT'S ORANGE. Goons love it.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Captain Trips posted:

USA does a boring, uninspired, golf shirt kit. Goons poo poo on it, as deserved.

Holland does a boring, uninspired, T-shirt kit. BUT IT'S ORANGE. Goons love it.

It has a sweet badge, too.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The Dutch are supposed to wear orange shirts.

The US are supposed to wear... what are we supposed to wear? Blue kits that look like denim shirts with stars on them? Sashes? Vertical red stripes? Horizontal stripes? A sash? "Basically an England kit"? And that's not even mentioning the badge, which is a complete embarrassment.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Stick a sash on it and it'll be a goon fav in no time

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


especially with SuperHunBastard1690

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
There is literally no kit the USA could pick that abUSA's would like.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

ayb posted:

There is literally no kit the USA could pick that abUSA's would like.

The kit with the sash was actually very good and it was almost universally praised here iirc, jesus what the hell is an abUSA anyway, I don't think there is nearly as much persecution of the united states in this forum that you think there is.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

1994 USA kit is dench as hell

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
I mean, seriously, this is a good kit.



of course, the classic 94 kit:

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

I mean, seriously, this is a good kit.



Jozy has no idea where he is, hes wondered onto a football pitch thinking its an all you can eat buffet for the thousandth time and hes really getting sick of it

not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

I mean, seriously, this is a good kit.



of course, the classic 94 kit:



I like both of these for different reasons

ayb posted:

There is literally no kit the USA could pick that abUSA's would like.

Amazing.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

I mean, seriously, this is a good kit.



Yeah this kit owned.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Where's Waldo kit 4 lyfe.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Still like this. Can't we just keep this?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



The USA should just pick one and stay with it, the one with the red hoops or the blue one with the sash are good options. The problem here is that you don't have a kit identity, the home kit should be stable design-wise and not radically change every year.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Drogadon posted:

The USA should just pick one and stay with it, the one with the red hoops or the blue one with the sash are good options. The problem here is that you don't have a kit identity, the home kit should be stable design-wise and not radically change every year.

I agree. The USA lacks a home kit that is definitely their own or something if you saw it you'd think "Yeah, that's the US alright." like you do with Argentina, Brazil and heck, even England. I think USA home kits fall into the trap of trying to fit in both stars and stripes or trying to focus on all three flag colours and it makes for a piss poor design.

I think the blue kit with a white sash with little red accents on it is probably the most obviously american design I've seen and it fits with America in so many ways without being stupid as hell: subtle reference to the american war of independence (the sash), striking design with a touch of gaudiness and a unique enough design that it could really be their own.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Croatia:

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

glad they stopped mangling the checks

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Those own.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

XBenedict posted:

Still like this. Can't we just keep this?



That kit was wonderful but needs stars on the shorts.

Interesting that Clint has had an old school non-athroscopic knee job done at some point. Must have been in the early 90's or something.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

"one shirt" *two different shirt designs shown*

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Some weird photoshop going on here:

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Nice pecs.

The skintightness of it reminds me of stupid sexy Flanders. It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Apparently this is (one of) our new shirt(s).



Looks like in all this Ukraine turmoil we got anschlussed by Austria.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

mackintosh posted:

Apparently this is (one of) our new shirt(s).



Looks like in all this Ukraine turmoil we got anschlussed by Austria.

please our eagle is holding a sickle and hammer because we're a state of the people :cthulhu:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

mynameisjohn posted:

glad they stopped mangling the checks

Dude that's croatia the checks are up the road.

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

This third kit is what now?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

It looks like a rejected design for a Jamaican team.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Vagabundo posted:

It looks like a rejected design for a Jamaican team.

This used to be their jersey when MLS first started

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

XBenedict posted:

This third kit is what now?



It's a year old.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Shouldn't the other MLS shirts should be out by now? I'm curious to see the designs.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Shouldn't the other MLS shirts should be out by now? I'm curious to see the designs.

Within the next couple of days, I believe.

They were all leaked over at FootyHeadlines already, but the official unveilings are this week.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Shouldn't the other MLS shirts should be out by now? I'm curious to see the designs.

it's jersey week so every day there's new ones

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

XBenedict posted:

This third kit is what now?



I think it's a modern interpretation of their first jersey.



Edit: drat android app not refreshing

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

ayb posted:

it's jersey week so every day there's new ones

cool, please post the new kits in here, I don't read the MLS thread too much.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
This isn't officially out yet so I can't find a better picture, but Puma added some abs and nipples to our jersey

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon


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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Here's Seattle's alternate shirt



E: now with bonus stripey socks

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