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Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
The Worf of Starfleet
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http://youtu.be/E_sUtXAl24o

Fucked-Up Little Dog fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Mar 4, 2014

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I'm probably kinder to Nemesis due to the time it was made. The franchise was basically doomed and they were well into the "throwing crap against a wall" phase. I'm aware of the various issues that plagued the production of TFF, but still, on the whole they were really in a much more favorable situation. Still a bit of an uphill battle, since few film franchises even make it to a fifth sequel without completely collapsing, but Star Trek 6 proved they were still completely capable of making a great movie. But they didn't.

BrandonGK posted:

I've seen a lot of silly internet arguments in my time, but "My favorite lovely Star Trek movie is better than your favorite lovely Star Trek movie" takes the cake.

Really? Comparing the relative merits of two movies in a series is the silliest internet argument you've ever seen?

Gau
Nov 18, 2003

I don't think you understand, Gau.

Crusader posted:

I was too young (like, a literal baby) to have appreciated TMP on release, but my I've definitely grown to love it more as Proper Trek over time.

I do vividly remember seeing this teaser for VI though, and while the film itself has some flaws (I still cringe at the casual bridge crew racism scene), they captured most of what I like about Trek as a 25th anniversary tribute in about 60 seconds here: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfkkhEbUlY

Yeah, VI was the first film I saw in theaters. That trailer gave me goosebumps.

The franchise was far from dead in 1998 and they still dropped a big fat stinking turd into theaters. It was bad enough that I didn't even bother with Nemesis.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

MikeJF posted:

...the Valdore was a pretty nice design?

Them's fightin' words. D'deridex class 4 lyfe

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

what the hell is it with people assuming TOS used wires

Everyone thinks TOS was super-low budget, and super-low budget = wires duh

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

The original Enterprise shooting model was twelve feet long, there's no way in hell they had it on wires.

And, in fact, hanging it from wires in the Smithsonian is what caused it to require a pretty extensive renovation -- the model wasn't designed for hanging, and suspending it from the ceiling caused significant stress to the model's structure. That's why it's in the gift shop, now.

jng2058 posted:

the direction amateurish.

Hey, hey, hey. I know I'm kinder to TFF than most, and I'll admit that it's a flawed movie, but the direction is the last thing you can criticize in it. Shatner comes up with some incredibly innovative shots. The composition and camera movements in this sequence are more creative than anything Nimoy could come up with on his best day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wMU9XDIm4g

Or the amazing scene that I can't find right now, when everyone on the bridge is agape at the appearance of "God," and the camera slowly moves to the ignored tactical console, showing the approach of the Bird of Prey. That bit is incredible.

TFF has some bad humor and terrible effects, but it's not like Shatner wrote the thing. That was David Loughery. You know what else he did? Motherfucking Dreamscape.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Sir Lemming posted:

I'm probably kinder to Nemesis due to the time it was made. The franchise was basically doomed and they were well into the "throwing crap against a wall" phase. I'm aware of the various issues that plagued the production of TFF, but still, on the whole they were really in a much more favorable situation. Still a bit of an uphill battle, since few film franchises even make it to a fifth sequel without completely collapsing, but Star Trek 6 proved they were still completely capable of making a great movie. But they didn't.

Star Trek 6 didn't have to contend with a writer's strike.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Sir Lemming posted:

I'm probably kinder to Nemesis due to the time it was made. The franchise was basically doomed and they were well into the "throwing crap against a wall" phase. I'm aware of the various issues that plagued the production of TFF, but still, on the whole they were really in a much more favorable situation. Still a bit of an uphill battle, since few film franchises even make it to a fifth sequel without completely collapsing, but Star Trek 6 proved they were still completely capable of making a great movie. But they didn't.

Star Trek 6 was originally going to be Starfleet Academy. Seriously it was going to be a prequel. One of the good things Gene did was goonrage about it and once Paramount found out they said no way and Harve Bennett didn't get his probably crappy prequel movie.

Star Trek 6 basically owes its existence to ST5 though, because Paramount decided it didn't want to end on *that* note.

What we got is, in my opinion, the best of all the movies.:colbert:

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Crusader posted:

I do vividly remember seeing this teaser for VI though, and while the film itself has some flaws (I still cringe at the casual bridge crew racism scene), they captured most of what I like about Trek as a 25th anniversary tribute in about 60 seconds here: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfkkhEbUlY

The *whole point* is that they are casually racist. This is even covered in the commentary in case you missed it. That's why Cartwright is the one saying all the super racist poo poo in that scene. It's because humanity was so far beyond anti-black bigotry it doesn't even occur to him that the same arguments were made against his ancestors.

Uhura was supposed to say a lot of racist poo poo too. She was supposed to basically outright say she was against inter-race breeding with them. The Chekov line, look who's coming to dinner, was written as hers too.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

JetsGuy posted:

Star Trek 6 was originally going to be Starfleet Academy. Seriously it was going to be a prequel. One of the good things Gene did was goonrage about it and once Paramount found out they said no way and Harve Bennett didn't get his probably crappy prequel movie.

I don't think Gene actually had anything to do with it. They had the script and were about to start pre-production, and they told Martin Davis, the head of Gulf + Western, about it. He asked if Shatner and Nimoy were happy with the script and the PA says to him, "Well, uh, they kind of have cameos." Davis was a huge Trek fan and he hit the roof and demanded the Academy thing be stopped immediately.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES

Timby posted:

I don't think Gene actually had anything to do with it. They had the script and were about to start pre-production, and they told Martin Davis, the head of Gulf + Western, about it. He asked if Shatner and Nimoy were happy with the script and the PA says to him, "Well, uh, they kind of have cameos." Davis was a huge Trek fan and he hit the roof and demanded the Academy thing be stopped immediately.

Hm. The story I had heard was that Gene found out and basically told Paramount.

Thanks for the clarification!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Farecoal posted:

Them's fightin' words. D'deridex class 4 lyfe

Oh yeah, D'Deridex superiority, but like is not exclusive.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

JetsGuy posted:

The Chekov line, look who's coming to dinner, was written as hers too.

I like it being Chekhov's, it drags it back into Cold War paranoia rather than just racism.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

MrL_JaKiri posted:

I like it being Chekhov's, it drags it back into Cold War paranoia rather than just racism.

Yeah, among many things that make VI a good movie is the way those two things get blurred together. Kirk's overcoming of both (and realizing how each feeds back into the other) is a really good character arc and a compelling part of the plot.

Captain Geech
Mar 14, 2008

I've made a huge mistake.

MikeJF posted:

Oh yeah, D'Deridex superiority, but like is not exclusive.

In a film full of disappointments, the lack of a D'Deridex appearance was probably the biggest one for me. I was soooooo psyched for the Romulans to finally be in a Star Trek movie. :smith:

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Apollodorus posted:

Yeah, among many things that make VI a good movie is the way those two things get blurred together. Kirk's overcoming of both (and realizing how each feeds back into the other) is a really good character arc and a compelling part of the plot.

The problem with VI is that the last bit of Kirk/the crew's moral arc is the rape/show-trial of Valeris. Scotty and Uhura are pretty distressed at what's happening, but Kirk is insistent and unapologetic and Spock is absolutely brutal.

They have a little scene afterwards where Spock's all "I have no idea what to believe anymore" and Kirk's like "nah forget that, time to save the world again" and that's that.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
In what part of ST6 is somebody forced to have a sexual encounter against their will? Am I watching a different movie?

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
Mindrape is still rape.

(good point, Alchenar)

Actually now that I think about it, conspiracy to assassinate a head of state, falsifying of Starfleet records, and two counts of first degree murder are collectively MUCH WORSE than mindrape and Valeris was not an innocent victim.

Apollodorus fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Mar 5, 2014

faxmachine
Apr 1, 2007

Oh yeah....

Conquistador posted:

In what part of ST6 is somebody forced to have a sexual encounter against their will? Am I watching a different movie?

You just don't understand, Spock is probing her mind without her consent. Spock is literally more abusive toward womyn than Kirk.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Conquistador posted:

In what part of ST6 is somebody forced to have a sexual encounter against their will? Am I watching a different movie?

Samantha Jones gets mindraped by Mister Spock.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry but calling that scene rape is pretty stupid.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
It's the violation of someone's autonomy by a parochial, powerful figure (and incidentally, a male committing it on a woman, making it more egregious). But I'd expect little better from a noted aatrek apologist so w/e, Conq.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Conquistador posted:

Sorry but calling that scene rape is pretty stupid.

Yeah, almost as silly as excoriating a grown man for sexually assaulting a child.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

1st AD posted:

Yeah, almost as silly as excoriating a grown man for sexually assaulting a child.

Already gotcha covered.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
You can say what you want about me sticking up for somebody that plead guilty to a crime they committed against a minor when they were also a minor, but it doesn't make you right.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Conquistador posted:

You can say what you want about me sticking up for somebody that plead guilty to a crime they committed against a minor when they were also a minor, but it doesn't make you right.

ahahahhahah eat poo poo :allears:

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Also I'd like to hear more about why raping people of a different gender is more egregious.

Was it not legitimate rape when priests went after altar boys because they weren't female?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Conquistador posted:

You can say what you want about me sticking up for somebody that plead guilty to a crime they committed against a minor when they were also a minor, but it doesn't make you right.

gently caress off. Stop posting, just stop.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Apollodorus posted:

Mindrape is still rape.

(good point, Alchenar)

Actually now that I think about it, conspiracy to assassinate a head of state, falsifying of Starfleet records, and two counts of first degree murder are collectively MUCH WORSE than mindrape and Valeris was not an innocent victim.

The scene is clearly supposed to be evocative of rape and the earlier trial - note how the camera starts swaying to create a dreamlike effect and how the probing takes place in the 'pit' of the bridge with the crew watching from the raised railings around the sides - it's a callback to the klingon trial.

The reason it's weird and not just disturbing is that the film seems to be picking up some kind of 'ends justify the means' point, examines it for a moment, and then just leaves it hanging in the air with no further comment at all. McCoy triumphantly announces they have a full confession to Cartwright, but it's a bit too late in the film for anyone to point out that that confession was elicited through torture. What is the film trying to say? Who knows?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



1st AD posted:

gently caress off. Stop posting, just stop.

Guess whose coming to dinner? You know, only the top of the line models can even post.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Alchenar posted:

What is the film trying to say? Who knows?

Fair enough. The aporetic question here probably also explains why I keep forgetting about that scene. Its point is lost.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

2001? It looks great, but there's hardly any substance to the loving thing. It's long, it's dull, and the acting universally sucks. Even when emotions should be high as HAL runs amok, the dudes on Discovery are just droning along and having calm conversations.

The dull, monotone astronauts performing rote tasks all day every day creates an ironic juxtaposition with HAL (who is a dull, monotone robot performing rote tasks all day). This subtly helps HAL build a rapport with the audience, which makes his death scene even more jarring than it already is.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
Leave it to Conquistador to try and defend Spock being a mind rapist. He's either a great defense lawyer or just scum. Or both?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


It's not racist to hate Klingons because they're not a race, damnit. It's like saying someone is racist against squirrels or chickens.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Sash! posted:

It's not racist to hate Klingons because they're not a race, damnit. It's like saying someone is racist against squirrels or chickens.

I assume you are joking, but in case you're not - race is a social construct. It's a way of identifying and differentiating people from whom a group wishes to distance itself. While genetics- or species-based arguments have been used (known as "scientific racism") race is fundamentally not a genetic thing (if it were, why would so many Italians be antisemitic when Ashkenazi Jews are like 99% genetically Italian?)

What makes me pretty sure you're joking is that there's no way you can argue that there isn't a racial element to the Cardassian treatment of Bajorans, or that the stuff Gul Dukat says about Bajorans (both the patronizing bullshit and the crazy "I should have killed them all!" stuff) isn't vehemently racist. Or, for that matter, Captain Solok's borderline-hate speech towards humans and his calling the Niners all "humans" despite the fact that most of them weren't Terran.

Apollodorus fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Mar 5, 2014

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Sash! posted:

It's not racist to hate Jews because they're not a race, damnit. It's like saying someone is racist against squirrels or chickens.

/

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Sash! posted:

It's not racist to hate Klingons because they're not a race, damnit. It's like saying someone is racist against squirrels or chickens.

And it's not racist to hate black people, because biologically speaking they're not a race either

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Poster's Log, Netdate 210304.9.

I've never trusted Klingons Conquistador, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy him for saying noted child rapist Aatrek shouldn't have been banned. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit coexistance in this thread is problematic at best. Spock Loosechanj says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him, but how on earth can history get past people like me? he's a loving weirdo creeper, too.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Poster's Log, Netdate 210304.9.

I've never trusted Klingons Conquistador, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy him for saying noted child rapist Aatrek shouldn't have been banned. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit coexistance in this thread is problematic at best. Spock Loosechanj says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him, but how on earth can history get past people like me? he's a loving weirdo creeper, too.

put this post in a museum :buddy:

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Poster's Log, Netdate 210304.9.

I've never trusted Klingons Conquistador, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy him for saying noted child rapist Aatrek shouldn't have been banned. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit coexistance in this thread is problematic at best. Spock Loosechanj says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him, but how on earth can history get past people like me? he's a loving weirdo creeper, too.

This ship and her Conquistador's post history will shortly become the care of another crew mod. To them and their posterity will we commit our future.

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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Race is a social construct so yes, the aliens in Star Trek are in fact races.

Conquistador posted:

Also I'd like to hear more about why raping people of a different gender is more egregious.

Was it not legitimate rape when priests went after altar boys because they weren't female?

It's true. These FE-males are taking all the rights!

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