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ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

Count Bleck posted:

Round 1: vs GW Angelic Accord - Sweaty Anime Sleeves Guy decided to bring this and do the weirdest poo poo, involving dropping Alive and Well and Elixir of Immortality just for single Accord Triggers (that's not how Angelic Accord works, buddy)

How does Angelic Accord work, then? Do you just abuse populate? Can you trigger it more than once per turn? (Not Sweaty Anime Sleeves Guy, just someone who also runs G/W and wants to use Accord.)

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Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

ungulateman posted:

How does Angelic Accord work, then? Do you just abuse populate? Can you trigger it more than once per turn? (Not Sweaty Anime Sleeves Guy, just someone who also runs G/W and wants to use Accord.)

At the end of each turn, Accord checks to see if you've gained 4+ life. If you have, you get a token. It's that simple.

Ways to get 4 life include Trading Post and Bubbling Cauldron. Cauldron can also give your tokens vigilance, of a sort.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
The general idea is that you use repeatable effects to get a continuous stream of angels, rather than playing janky one-shot lifegain cards and getting a single angel as a bonus

PrinnySquadron
Dec 8, 2009

Tharizdun posted:

Isn't L5R the game where there's a rule that you lose Victory Points or life or whatever if you touch their card (to spin it around and read it) without asking permission, bowing and throwing salt in the air in a ceremony first?

No, this hasn't been a rule for a while now. It certainly isn't at the tournaments I've been to recently.

a dozen swans
Aug 24, 2012

Count Bleck posted:

I should also probably mention his tokens were sleeved up in big breasted purple anime women.

Yeah.

Wave a chair at him threateningly.

Scion3872
Apr 21, 2010
So this weekend I was helping my girlfriend's uncle clean out some junk from his house and we found a box full of magic cards. I doubt there's anything super valuable in it but where is a good place to try find out if there is anything worthwhile in it?

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Scion3872 posted:

So this weekend I was helping my girlfriend's uncle clean out some junk from his house and we found a box full of magic cards. I doubt there's anything super valuable in it but where is a good place to try find out if there is anything worthwhile in it?

Create a deckbox account, key them in, and sort by price.

Madmarker
Jan 7, 2007

Count Bleck posted:

I should also probably mention his tokens were sleeved up in big breasted purple anime women.

Yeah.

I loving hate those things, every time Is see the random "Humongous boobs on a childs body" anime sleeves, I get pissed off. I love this game, but people like that make me really regret it sometimes. I'd have less of a problem with actual like swimsuit models on sleeves or something, because at least that doesn't look so pedophillic (Is that an actual word, or did I just pull it out of my rear end?). But those guys are universally dicks, that get angry quite easily, and are misogynistic fuckwits on top of it all. They are part of the problem with magic's PR, and one of the reasons I don't feel comfortable talking about my hobby with non-players at all.

edit-I should note that I actually like anime, heck even some fanservicey stuff like Kill La Kill, but that doesn't mean I go and shove it in other people's faces.

Madmarker fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Mar 5, 2014

jassi007
Aug 9, 2006

mmmmm.. burger...

Mortimer posted:

Yeah that's the one I was running. Suppression Field messed up a lot of people's days.

The people at the store aren't *nearly* so toxic as those few the months I've played there, it's just the upcoming GP puts these grinders on edge. I poo poo you not, two people playing twin played each other for three hours straight. I think part of it is people get mad when you're running "fringy bullshit that won't help ME practice".

Who's all going to Richmond? There's a good chance none of my group is playing modern there for some reason, wondered if anyone else wanted to not-play-magic in between rounds.

It is nice to be able to practice your deck if you don't have it on modo, although being lovely to others isn't cool. I'm going to Richmond.

Snacksmaniac
Jan 12, 2008

Scion3872 posted:

So this weekend I was helping my girlfriend's uncle clean out some junk from his house and we found a box full of magic cards. I doubt there's anything super valuable in it but where is a good place to try find out if there is anything worthwhile in it?

http://mtg.dawnglare.com/

The tools here highlight the cards worth looking for. The price visualizer is a good tool as well.
It takes a working knowledge of set symbols though.

Scion3872
Apr 21, 2010
Thanks for the advice, now to go through a few hundred cards. So far the most valuable is apparently a Demonic Tutor.

There's a bunch of cards from other games as well, a Warhammer 40k card game, Dune, 7th Sea. And a few pin up cards of Elvira, which definitely dates this box as pretty old.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Madmarker posted:

I loving hate those things, every time Is see the random "Humongous boobs on a childs body" anime sleeves, I get pissed off. I love this game, but people like that make me really regret it sometimes. I'd have less of a problem with actual like swimsuit models on sleeves or something, because at least that doesn't look so pedophillic (Is that an actual word, or did I just pull it out of my rear end?). But those guys are universally dicks, that get angry quite easily, and are misogynistic fuckwits on top of it all. They are part of the problem with magic's PR, and one of the reasons I don't feel comfortable talking about my hobby with non-players at all.

edit-I should note that I actually like anime, heck even some fanservicey stuff like Kill La Kill, but that doesn't mean I go and shove it in other people's faces.

Apparently some meme or something made frontpage on reddit a bit ago that pointed out that there is a difference between a fedora and a trillby and now all the idiots wearing trillbies jump at the chance to point out that they aren't wearing fedoras even when you don't even bring it up.

toadee
Aug 16, 2003

North American Turtle Boy Love Association

Scion3872 posted:

Thanks for the advice, now to go through a few hundred cards. So far the most valuable is apparently a Demonic Tutor.

There's a bunch of cards from other games as well, a Warhammer 40k card game, Dune, 7th Sea. And a few pin up cards of Elvira, which definitely dates this box as pretty old.

If you're looking through cards from when Demonic Tutor was printed, be alert for special lands named 'Underground Sea', 'Tundra', 'Scrubland', 'Badlands', 'Taiga', 'Bayou', 'Volcanic Island', 'Plateau', 'Tropical Island', and 'Savannah'. Those are easily the most valuable from the set (Revised) that is most likely to have come out of.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Madmarker posted:

I loving hate those things, every time Is see the random "Humongous boobs on a childs body" anime sleeves, I get pissed off. I love this game, but people like that make me really regret it sometimes. I'd have less of a problem with actual like swimsuit models on sleeves or something, because at least that doesn't look so pedophillic (Is that an actual word, or did I just pull it out of my rear end?). But those guys are universally dicks, that get angry quite easily, and are misogynistic fuckwits on top of it all. They are part of the problem with magic's PR, and one of the reasons I don't feel comfortable talking about my hobby with non-players at all.

edit-I should note that I actually like anime, heck even some fanservicey stuff like Kill La Kill, but that doesn't mean I go and shove it in other people's faces.

Play with the inevitable world conquest plot Zvezda anime sleeves. :)

OssiansFolly
Aug 3, 2012

Suffering at the factory of sadness every year.

toadee posted:

If you're looking through cards from when Demonic Tutor was printed, be alert for special lands named 'Underground Sea', 'Tundra', 'Scrubland', 'Badlands', 'Taiga', 'Bayou', 'Volcanic Island', 'Plateau', 'Tropical Island', and 'Savannah'. Those are easily the most valuable from the set (Revised) that is most likely to have come out of.

Any gold star cards are worth looking in to as well...the 99 Starter set has a few cards that are worth a pretty penny.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
Play with sleeves depicting famous figures of the feminist movement. :getin:

Madmarker
Jan 7, 2007

bhsman posted:

Play with sleeves depicting famous figures of the feminist movement. :getin:

That'd be cool if those existed, but I'm pretty sure the closest thing to a feminist figure these guys have ever heard of is Anita Sarkessian, so the reference would pass right over their head.

FreelanceSocialist posted:

Apparently some meme or something made frontpage on reddit a bit ago that pointed out that there is a difference between a fedora and a trillby and now all the idiots wearing trillbies jump at the chance to point out that they aren't wearing fedoras even when you don't even bring it up.

What is it with MRA's and loving hats.

Fox of Stone posted:

Play with the inevitable world conquest plot Zvezda anime sleeves. :)

Yasu Sleeves :getin:

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

bhsman posted:

Play with sleeves depicting famous figures of the feminist movement. :getin:

My LGS had some with the Rosie the Riveter WW2 poster, so there's that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Can_Do_It!

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Madmarker posted:


What is it with MRA's and loving hats.

I hate it. I'm no MRA, if anything I fall on the more liberal end of personal rights and freedoms, and I like to wear a nice hat on occassion and these douchcanoes go and give a terrible reputation.

I don't wear a hat if I'm not wearing at least a suit jacket, normally shirt and jacket minimum though.

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

Madmarker posted:

That'd be cool if those existed, but I'm pretty sure the closest thing to a feminist figure these guys have ever heard of is Anita Sarkessian, so the reference would pass right over their head.

So either have no effect or send some MRA type on tilt, win-win.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Snacksmaniac posted:

http://mtg.dawnglare.com/

The tools here highlight the cards worth looking for. The price visualizer is a good tool as well.
It takes a working knowledge of set symbols though.

Oh hey there is a good replacement for Ark42 I didn't know about. Woo.

PS: why the hell is Master of the Wild Hunt $15 TCG average. Just one of the ones that leaped out at me when looking at modern prices.

jassi007
Aug 9, 2006

mmmmm.. burger...

Alaan posted:

Oh hey there is a good replacement for Ark42 I didn't know about. Woo.

PS: why the hell is Master of the Wild Hunt $15 TCG average. Just one of the ones that leaped out at me when looking at modern prices.

Master has to be casual. I want one for my cube.

Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer

Madmarker posted:

Yasu Sleeves :getin:

The only Yasu in any Japanese work I know of is the Golden Witch so I'd unironically be pretty stoked to play against someone with those sleeves. Also I'd place them on a caw-blade list with Thrun, the Last Troll.

Count Bleck
Apr 5, 2010

DISPEL MAGIC!

There's a guy at one of my LCSs that has sleeves that are a picture of a sloth and they also read "Live slow, die whenever" :allears:

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
Malcom X sleeves.

Alternate answer: Tupac/Biggie sleeves.

Night Danger Moose
Jan 5, 2004

YO SOY FIESTA

Count Bleck posted:

There's a guy at one of my LCSs that has sleeves that are a picture of a sloth and they also read "Live slow, die whenever" :allears:

I bought a pack of these to use as draft sleeves. Funnily enough, my first 2 rounds of using them went to time.

Veyrall
Apr 23, 2010

The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse
There's a guy who wears an old red beret from some military thing at my LGS. I can't decide if it's just different enough to be kinda cool, or just different enough to be hipster.

As for picture sleeves, what are some decent sources? My LGS only has anime girls (of the clothed variety), Game of Thrones, and Boris Vallejo pin-ups. Is there a way to get custom sleeves?

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

I give zero damns about Game of Thrones (the TV series got way too rapey-torture for me and I've never read the books) but the sleeves are pretty awesome, imo. Especially the Greyjoy ones. They're not the greatest quality but they're good sleeves for drafts.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Nehru the Damaja posted:

(the TV series got way too rapey-torture for me and I've never read the books)

Yeah, you shouldn't read the books, then.

Thor-Stryker
Nov 11, 2005

Veyrall posted:

There's a guy who wears an old red beret from some military thing at my LGS. I can't decide if it's just different enough to be kinda cool, or just different enough to be hipster.

Don't do this people, some military people of those units sacrificed many years and a portion of their sanity and humanity to earn that poo poo. Only to have some hipster wear it because it looks cool.


Then again, it might look better than the greasy, gnarly, untamed hair some of these shops accommodate to.

Count Bleck
Apr 5, 2010

DISPEL MAGIC!

FreelanceSocialist posted:

Yeah, you shouldn't read the books, then.

Seconded. My girlfriend pretty much told me there was sex right in the first 20 or so pages of the first book so I'm sure it only goes up from there.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Thor-Stryker posted:

Don't do this people, some military people of those units sacrificed many years and a portion of their sanity and humanity to earn that poo poo. Only to have some hipster wear it because it looks cool.

It used to bother me when people wore stuff like this. Now I just look them in the eye, smile, and thank them for their service. If you want to see someone become visibly uncomfortable, try it sometime.

We did shame this one kid right out of a casual night - he used to wear a PT shirt and a tacticlol ACU backpack and told everyone he was with a unit in our state. I thought this was a bit odd, considering they were currently deployed, and he wasn't exactly in what I would consider good shape. A few years ago I trained with two of the NCO's in the unit so we exchanged a few emails and I called him out on it. He scooped and left. I haven't seen him since.

I imagine he's moved on to another group of people.

FreelanceSocialist fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Mar 5, 2014

Niton
Oct 21, 2010

Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?

Nehru the Damaja posted:

I give zero damns about Game of Thrones (the TV series got way too rapey-torture for me and I've never read the books) but the sleeves are pretty awesome, imo. Especially the Greyjoy ones. They're not the greatest quality but they're good sleeves for drafts.

There's a reason he's (kind of) jokingly referred to as George Rape Rape Martin, you know.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

Niton posted:

There's a reason he's (kind of) jokingly referred to as George Rape Rape Martin, you know.

Not to contribute too much to this derail, but given the kind of world that he's crafted, the amount of rape, etc. that takes place seems realistic given what we know about real world history in similar environments.

Saeku
Sep 22, 2010

ScarletBrother posted:

Not to contribute too much to this derail, but given the kind of world that he's crafted, the amount of rape, etc. that takes place seems realistic given what we know about real world history in similar environments.

Doesn't mean I want to see it in my TV program.

Veyrall posted:

As for picture sleeves, what are some decent sources? My LGS only has anime girls (of the clothed variety), Game of Thrones, and Boris Vallejo pin-ups. Is there a way to get custom sleeves?

Custom sleeves are generally prohibitively expensive. It's not something it's easy to make as a one-off. If you like picture sleeves, Fantasy Flight has various licensed ones and Legion has a lot of designs of widely varying quality. When you find a design you like, can ask your LGS to order or get it on the internet. I generally don't use picture sleeves unless I'm willing to pay up and get KMC Character Guard Sleeves to put over them, because even the highest-quality picture sleeves get edge wear way more easily than a solid sleeve.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

ScarletBrother posted:

Not to contribute too much to this derail, but given the kind of world that he's crafted, the amount of rape, etc. that takes place seems realistic given what we know about real world history in similar environments.

I can't wait until Magic has rape and incest as important plot points, for the sake of realism.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

forbidden lesbian posted:

I can't wait until Magic has rape and incest as important plot points, for the sake of realism.

Lucky for you, Magic is not concerned with realism.

OssiansFolly
Aug 3, 2012

Suffering at the factory of sadness every year.

Saeku posted:

Doesn't mean I want to see it in my TV program.


Custom sleeves are generally prohibitively expensive. It's not something it's easy to make as a one-off. If you like picture sleeves, Fantasy Flight has various licensed ones and Legion has a lot of designs of widely varying quality. When you find a design you like, can ask your LGS to order or get it on the internet. I generally don't use picture sleeves unless I'm willing to pay up and get KMC Character Guard Sleeves to put over them, because even the highest-quality picture sleeves get edge wear way more easily than a solid sleeve.

WHOA WHOA! They have Horse Sleeves that I can use for Murderhorse?! I am on board with owning some!

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

Saeku posted:

Doesn't mean I want to see it in my TV program.

Well, to be fair, you were watching HBO.

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Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

I have sleeves that are a giant squid attacking a submarine and I sometimes start every game with 'lets get kraken'

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