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What's the deal with lampshades? I mean if it's a lamp, why do you want shade?
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It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath.
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Feb 28, 2014 19:56
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New page! 
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Feb 28, 2014 20:38
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Poque posted:It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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Feb 28, 2014 23:18
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Is that a Titlist?
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Feb 28, 2014 23:19
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Is that a Titlist?
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Feb 28, 2014 23:34
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Boy, you really went bald there. What is that...canvas?
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Mar 1, 2014 00:18
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I love carrots, but I hate carrot soup. And I hate peas, but I love pea soup.
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Mar 1, 2014 00:28
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Max22 posted:The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. THE SOUP NAZI'S GIVING AWAY ALL HIS SOUP!!! I GOTTA RUN HOME AND GET A BIG POT!!! 
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Mar 1, 2014 00:50
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Bread this time...excellent.
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Mar 1, 2014 01:11
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And I’ll tell you something else, I’m not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I’m not gonna ask. You’ll tell me when you feel comfortable. So what was it? Four hundred? Five hundred? Did you pay five hundred for this? Over six? Can’t be seven. Don’t tell me you paid seven hundred dollars for this jacket! Did you pay seven hundred dollars for this jacket? Is that what you’re saying to me? You are sick! Is that what you paid for this jacket? Over seven hundred? What did you pay for this jacket?! I won’t say anything. I wanna know what you paid for this jacket! Oh my God! A thousand dollars?! You paid a thousand dollars for this jacket?! All right, fine. I’m walking outta here right now thinking you paid a thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different. Oh, ho! All right! I’ll tell you what, if you don’t say anything in the next five seconds, I’ll know it was over a thousand.
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Mar 1, 2014 01:34
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Who are you to play God!?
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Mar 1, 2014 01:37
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:And I’ll tell you something else, I’m not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I’m not gonna ask. You’ll tell me when you feel comfortable. So what was it? Four hundred? Five hundred? Did you pay five hundred for this? Over six? Can’t be seven. Don’t tell me you paid seven hundred dollars for this jacket! Did you pay seven hundred dollars for this jacket? Is that what you’re saying to me? You are sick! Is that what you paid for this jacket? Over seven hundred? What did you pay for this jacket?! I won’t say anything. I wanna know what you paid for this jacket! Oh my God! A thousand dollars?! You paid a thousand dollars for this jacket?! All right, fine. I’m walking outta here right now thinking you paid a thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different. Oh, ho! All right! I’ll tell you what, if you don’t say anything in the next five seconds, I’ll know it was over a thousand. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
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Mar 1, 2014 02:54
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Gyshall posted:What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you! ... You're an idiot. 
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Mar 1, 2014 03:11
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potee posted:... You're an idiot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTY836hhY7o
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Mar 1, 2014 06:29
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Gyshall posted:What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you! And what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing, and never will. What does that make me? I'm not just defending myself, but all those pickers out there who have been caught. Each and every one of them, who have to suffer pain and humiliation because of people like you! Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed? I am NOT an animal! 
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Mar 3, 2014 03:28
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 Oh. Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.   
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Mar 3, 2014 04:32
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Hey, they like the soup. Keep it up!
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Mar 3, 2014 06:03
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Hey, they like the soup. Keep it up! Do the bums ever complain, "Soup again!"?
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Mar 3, 2014 06:29
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I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps. We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?"
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Mar 3, 2014 08:11
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Mister, we're trying to help the homeless here - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!
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Mar 3, 2014 10:21
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I'll take the job. Potato salad!
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Mar 3, 2014 14:28
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The government! 
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Mar 3, 2014 16:26
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Athanatos posted:
Feels like an Arby's night.
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Mar 3, 2014 21:41
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...Not Skittles
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Mar 4, 2014 16:39
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Frolf! Frisbee golf, Jerry!
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Mar 4, 2014 16:57
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Two of them turned BROWN!! Well, I followed the instructions!
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Mar 4, 2014 18:15
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I just put together that George loses his job with the Yankees at the same time Larry David is leaving the show. And the best run of Seinfeld episodes came post-David. 
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Mar 4, 2014 18:46
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I'm a bootleggah!
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Mar 4, 2014 20:16
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I long for you...
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Mar 5, 2014 19:58
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is there a pinkish hue?
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Mar 5, 2014 20:09
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It's like a discoloration. It's white.
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Mar 5, 2014 20:22
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:is there a pinkish hue? Do you want to be able to get it out, or do you want to not be able to get it out?
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Mar 5, 2014 20:28
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thepokey posted:I long for you... Do you "yearn"?
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Red Star Baldgreg posted:You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! I like how Jerry can't keep a straight face in
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Mar 6, 2014 00:21
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bean_shadow posted:Do you "yearn"? Do I yearn?
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Red posted:And the best run of Seinfeld episodes came post-David. Attention Larry David and front-office morons! Your triumphs mean nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it, and rotate! This is Sash. I fear no reprisal. Extension five-one-seven-oh.
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bean_shadow posted:Do you "yearn"? Up here, I'm already gone. 
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