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Pissflaps posted:I'm going to wrap sellotape around my cock and run fast enough to give myself a happy ending. You run with those nipple guards too?
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Relax. Buzzfeed  solved everything. http://www.buzzfeed.com/austinhunt/the-definitive-ranking-of-every-usa-world-cup-jersey
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beedeebee posted:Just read somewhere that Italy's new kit (posted about 2 pages back) has special "tape" on "strategic locations" that gives the players micro-massages. Meaning they'll recover faster after the games. It's probably the same crap as in the Adidas tech fit kits. It's just tighter in strategic spots, I highly doubt it does anything.
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Those are bad. The collar on the white one. 
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Drogadon posted:Some douchebags and Thiago Silva modelling the new Brazil kits Those r purty.
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Chicharito modelling the new Mexico away kit And the kit Paraguay wore tonight is pretty nice imo 
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XBenedict posted:Relax. Buzzfeed   I'd prefer the USMNT going back to these types of designs, similar to the centennial jersey, and making it the new standard.
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I won't be happy until every kit looks like a magic eye picture and has qr codes on the rear end so that when players are taking throw-ins anyone watching on tv or in the front rows can get a 10% discount on a tiger bone viagra
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these Where do you put your shin pads
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these Nooooo you beat me to it. I'll raise you with this then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP1PQDmR9uQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgcP6FPShJY
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its about time someone put studs on uggs
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these gently caress off with those lol.
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not not luvd posted:Nooooo you beat me to it. Nike's designers and marketing has done it again - finally a boot that turns you into an X-man and explore the cosmos. I think.
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Finally in can wear my boots... IN SPACE.
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these not not luvd posted:Nooooo you beat me to it. I'm intrigued.
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I'd have to try them (I certainly don't want to) but as somebody who has played for most of his life I feel like those would restrict your ankle mobility
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ephex posted:Finally in can wear my boots... IN SPACE. If only Sandy Bullock had these in Gravity, she might've not been in that predicament.
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Real Name Grover posted:I'd have to try them (I certainly don't want to) but as somebody who has played for most of his life I feel like those would restrict your ankle mobility If they're anything like the running shoes then nah it's fine. I actually think they look pretty good but as I'm not playing for a team at the moment there's no chance of me buying them/
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I don't even understand what benefit there is, someone help me understand pls tia
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not not luvd posted:If they're anything like the running shoes then nah it's fine. I actually think they look pretty good but as I'm not playing for a team at the moment there's no chance of me buying them/ Not so much the Nike ones, but that Adidas shoe — as 13th Step said, it seems to go up about 1/2 to where your guard would be. IDK.
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The nike ones are legit just ankle socks stitched to the inside. Super revolutionary. The adidas one is much the same, except it's an outside lining and goes much higher. Both are dumb, in my opinion.
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stickyfngrdboy posted:I don't even understand what benefit there is, someone help me understand pls tia Basically get it as close as possible to feeling like you're wearing socks / nothing at all. Vinestalk posted:The nike ones are legit just ankle socks stitched to the inside. Super revolutionary. The adidas one is much the same, except it's an outside lining and goes much higher. Yeah it's mainly marketing.
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How long after that one-piece Cameroon shirt did the Laws get amended to ban them? What I'm saying here is IFAB please do the needful
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not not luvd posted:Basically get it as close as possible to feeling like you're wearing socks / nothing at all.
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I want to buy all of those weird shoes.
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Tzen posted:These two are amazing: I know they are historical but just like with the U.S.A Olympic Hockey team's uniforms we just saw in Sochi, I see that logo and all I think of is the Union Pacific logo. 
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these those are sick, sick boots imo.
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these these kinda look like they own
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There's a clear cost-benefit analysis to be made with those. I think they'll be amazing to play with for the four minutes it takes someone to smash your metatarsals into dust
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The Mash posted:There's a clear cost-benefit analysis to be made with those. I think they'll be amazing to play with for the four minutes it takes someone to smash your metatarsals into dust This is such a stupid argument. All modern football boots are thin enough that if a tackle is going to break a metatarsal in one boot it's going to break it in any boot.
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They're probably just as heavy duty as the tesco carrier bag boots they're currently selling.
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Shrapnac posted:This is such a stupid argument. All modern football boots are thin enough that if a tackle is going to break a metatarsal in one boot it's going to break it in any boot. Agreed, wear Copas.
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Jose posted:Adidas have just unveiled these These just look like some (American) football cleats Under Armour has been selling recently, the entire idea of which is that the tighter upper helps keep your ankle stable when making cuts/decreases need for strapping, etc:  However, I wouldn't buy them, and this is coming from a person that owns/actually likes a pair of Warrior Skreamers, because for some reason Adidas boots fit weird on me. Also, as to the shin guard question, it wouldn't matter if you wore J Guards like the Lord intended you to
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My socks stink enough already. Imagine these things after a couple of matches.
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