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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Vince McMahon wanted there to be a scene in the film where Kane would pull out a huge cock and start masturbating. Also my mind actually underestimated what Vince wanted. It was supposed to be three feet long.

It would have been a huge hit had Vince had his way, I say. Up there with Leather Face doing ballet at the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Speaking of Vince at See No Evil, check his date.





Vince, what did you do? This why you think Morrison wasn't a man?



awww yeee

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

wasn't it supposed to be 3 feet long or something like that

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
This big.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Gonzo McFee posted:

It was for See No Evil. Nobody was showing up in black tie for that.

Especially after they poo poo'd Vince McMahon's 15 inch cock idea.

kane should've worn a black tie

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
What in the name of Christ is that on Mark Briscoe's head?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Twin magic

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



So why didn't they cast Batista?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

mark briscoe looks like that kid from jumanji who became a monkey

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Gonzo McFee posted:

What in the name of Christ is that on Mark Briscoe's head?

He looks like a hillbilly wolfman

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
After that Vince McMahon selfie, I think we need to find/receive more pictures of Vince doing normal, everyday things.

red19fire
May 26, 2010


I still have my Warrior wrestling buddy, in pristine condition. It's the best.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

red19fire posted:

I still have my Warrior wrestling buddy, in pristine condition. It's the best.

My two year old nephew is holding on to the Million Dollar Man for me :smug:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Writer Cath posted:

My two year old nephew is holding on to the Million Dollar Man for me :smug:

Wait... you GAVE something to someone? Was it in a humiliating fashion?

Because if not than the Million Dollar Man would be ashamed.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

oatgan posted:

mark briscoe looks like that kid from jumanji who became a monkey
This is exactly what I was thinking of.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




My Randy Savage one is still in my parents' basement I think.

Kifisonfire posted:

This is exactly what I was thinking of.

YEP

Tarodia
Jan 13, 2008

Winners don't do drugs

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


To this day I still remember incidental music from Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling. I'm pretty sure it's how I learned what wrestling was, and how I learned Andre was awesome and Roddy Piper was hilarious.

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

To this day I still remember incidental music from Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling. I'm pretty sure it's how I learned what wrestling was, and how I learned Andre was awesome and Roddy Piper was hilarious.

The only thing I remember about the cartoon was JYD building a robot to help around the junkyard, but then somebody stuck a Roddy Piper tape into it and made it evil. Then I think Hogan had to legdrop it to destroy it or something. Even as a kid I was like "Why does JYD have tapes of other wrestler's brains? And why does he have tapes for the bad guys?"

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Static Rook posted:

The only thing I remember about the cartoon was JYD building a robot to help around the junkyard, but then somebody stuck a Roddy Piper tape into it and made it evil. Then I think Hogan had to legdrop it to destroy it or something. Even as a kid I was like "Why does JYD have tapes of other wrestler's brains? And why does he have tapes for the bad guys?"

My family had one episode of that show recorded on a VHS tape with other kids shows, and the only thing I remember was Roddy Piper in bed being annoyed by being forced to listen to rock music.

Thauros fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 8, 2014

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009


I had a Crow Sting one when I was younger that had a sound box in his nose so when you punched him in the face he would groan. I ended up throwing him out after a hardcore match where I literally barbecued him in my back yard to the delight of my buddy/tag team partner.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

coconono posted:

He has a radio show. I've never listened to it.



That's Jim Norton. Unless a joke just whiffed me.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It did.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
What does Tim Hortons have to do with wrestling?

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Grado found a new friend

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Grado and Thee Drew Galloway is the Scottish indie team the world deserves.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Why is DrewMac hanging out with Patton Oswalt?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Contribution, Haystacks Calhoun vs. Happy Humphrey. Probably the most bodyfat ever in the ring at one time.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



I know he was poo poo in the ring, but I don't care. I loving loved Heidenreich. He was like Ken Shamrock and Sycho Sid after doing the Fusion Dance.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.


Hulkus Hoganus

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Gavok posted:

I know he was poo poo in the ring, but I don't care. I loving loved Heidenreich. He was like Ken Shamrock and Sycho Sid after doing the Fusion Dance.

And Jeff Jarrett, looking at that picture.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

That can't be real he's got a shirt on.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Pictured: Urijah Faber at 32.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

So instead of getting lines on his forehead as he aged, he developed a chin butt.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

MassRafTer posted:

So instead of getting lines on his forehead as he aged, he developed a chin butt.

the buttchin of dorian gray

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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Red posted:



Hulkus Hoganus
"You better give 'em Bubo The Owl, BROTHER"

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