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quote:"We tried to call this aircraft through various means," he said.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:30 |
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a really big kite with a message written on it i guess i judged too soon seems like there are various means
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:31 |
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Tin cans with string attached?
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:31 |
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WastedJoker posted:Tin cans with string attached? dont be fuckin stupid
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:32 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:your a weird dude Three Olives shhh he's attempting edgy humor, we need to encourage that
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:34 |
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a seance
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:35 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:shhh he's attempting edgy humor, we need to encourage that It was a Fox News joke.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:38 |
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Three Olives posted:It was a Fox News joke. well I still appreciate the effort
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:40 |
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Oberleutnant posted:how many 'various means' are there to call a plane? i mean all they have is a radio what else did they do? shout at the sky or somethin i gues A flock of birds with messages tied to their legs
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:45 |
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Oberleutnant posted:a really big kite with a message written on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8du60e0ANuE Early warning monkeys
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:46 |
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signal fire
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:51 |
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wow... my attractive white girlfriend is in vietnam on vacation... i hope She is okay
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:53 |
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Ahhhhhhahahahaha... the French...
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 05:55 |
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Another contact idea - shoot "you guys ok?" in the bottom of the plane with aks and rockets
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:01 |
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whoflungpoop posted:a non-zero amount of people have spent their life's final moments in an airplane bathroom
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:04 |
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Oberleutnant posted:how many 'various means' are there to call a plane? i mean all they have is a radio what else did they do? shout at the sky or somethin i gues Planes have Wifi now. Facetime? Skype? Twitter? AIM? ICQ?
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:04 |
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make sure the black box has pidgin installed
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:05 |
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remember when we shot down that airliner full of iranians and then the soviets shot down the one full of koreans. good times. welcome to the club china
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:10 |
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Why don't planes travel in packs like geese? like if there are 10 planes going to europe within 20 minutes, why don't they get into a big V, and alternate who leads so they all save fuel and stuff, then when something goes wrong, they can immediately radio in "plane 6 just hosed off into the ocean, better send a boat".
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:11 |
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Powershift posted:Why don't planes travel in packs like geese? There have actually been experiments done about "buddy system" flying to save fuel by slipstreaming each other but AFAIK nothing's ever come of it. It is possible to get a healthy conversation going over ATC radio in heavily trafficked airways I guess.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:13 |
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Powershift posted:Why don't planes travel in packs like geese? and when the big predator plane comes along they can all get into a defensive posture
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:13 |
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Oberleutnant posted:how many 'various means' are there to call a plane? i mean all they have is a radio what else did they do? shout at the sky or somethin i gues seance
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:15 |
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roboshit posted:you should catch another flight because your extra 450 pounds on board may be the straw that breaks the camels back nah cause i have to book 3 seats so the total weight is less
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:16 |
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Powershift posted:Why don't planes travel in packs like geese? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Airlines_Flight_261 One of the most horrific plane crashes in history for the passengers. The horizontal stabilizer got hosed and the plane when into a dive and the pilot managed to fly it upside down for around 10 minutes before the stabilizer totally broke and it nose dived into the ocean while other pilots watched. quote:At this time, pilots from aircraft flying in the same area reported in, with one SkyWest Airlines pilot saying, "and he's just hit the water," meaning the plane had crashed into the ocean. Another reported, "Yeah sir, he, uh, he, uh, hit the water, he's, uh, down." Everyone on board died when the plane struck the water, and the aircraft was destroyed upon impact.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:16 |
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Three Olives posted:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Airlines_Flight_261 sounds like a stabilizer problem, not a buddy system problem
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:18 |
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Uluru posted:seance gently caress u i already ssaid that
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:20 |
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Langoliers
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:21 |
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You'd figure the 777 would be luckier. ha-cha-cha-cha-cha
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:22 |
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Have they tried looking on the bottom of the ocean? Planes sometimes end up there.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:32 |
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Three olives is better when he posts as Butplug Accident because there are less words.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:34 |
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"Vietnam media quote Navy Admiral Ngo Van Phat saying military radar recorded #MH370 crashing into sea 153 miles south of Phu Quoc island" 11 hours to confirm a big rear end jet crashed into the ocean from the military?
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:35 |
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Three Olives posted:"Vietnam media quote Navy Admiral Ngo Van Phat saying military radar recorded #MH370 crashing into sea 153 miles south of Phu Quoc island" This is highly suspect. I'm checking satellite view on google maps, and i don't see the plane anywhere.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:39 |
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:40 |
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Three Olives posted:"Vietnam media quote Navy Admiral Ngo Van Phat saying military radar recorded #MH370 crashing into sea 153 miles south of Phu Quoc island" They are out of practice, been a while since B-52s have been flying over Hanoi,
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:42 |
I'm creating a Kickstarter campaign which will provide funds to Bo Gritz so that he, and a small team of highly trained individuals, hand-selected from the TPC to be sent this theater of operations to find out the truth. If you funded some dudes hot dog stand, you can spare a few bucks for Bo.
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:43 |
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jokes on you OP because who really "knows" anyone
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:43 |
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bahahhahaa
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:44 |
Oberleutnant posted:how many 'various means' are there to call a plane? i mean all they have is a radio what else did they do? shout at the sky or somethin i gues they called the pilot's cellphone and it made the plane crash
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:45 |
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So every airplane has GPS now no? This one had it off? Shouldn't they have the last location that the GPS was able to transmit down to like a 4 foot square at altitude of 0 right before crash? I mean my cellphone can do it, even if battery dies I can go to a convenient website and see where it was last seen on GPS. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Mar 8, 2014 |
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Rad Russian posted:So every airplane has GPS now no? This one had it off? Shouldn't they have the last location that the GPS was able to transmit down to like a 4 foot square at altitude of 0 right before crash? pretty sure they need more evidence than a loss of GPS location to be able to issue a statement about it crashing horribly into the ocean and everyone dying
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# ? Mar 8, 2014 06:53 |