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Bisty Q.: Jul 22, 2008

I'm the "transpony"

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:08

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# ? May 8, 2024 21:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

BRONY STUDY (Research Project)

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:09

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Yodzilla posted:

would play

actually i know a whole bunch of young female programmers, i may actually pitch this to a few of them as a silly side project

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:10

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

BRONY STUDY (Research Project)

the worst grant proposal

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:10

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

you would think three phds could put together a better study than a psychology 101 student but who knows

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:12

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

see in any other situation i'd be like 'why do you know so much about anime dev novel toosl' but he just seems to know about everything

yeah 99% of the time it's wikipedia but in this case i think we've stumbled across a real human-type hobby

just a hunch

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:17

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Al! posted:

i think i hit the motherload

http://www.bronystudy.com/id1.html

Demographics: Who are our Bronies?
1) Age: Ranged from 14 to 57, average age was 21 years old.(Note: due to IRB consideration only subjects who were 17 years of age or older were used in the following analyses)
2) Gender: 86% of the Bronies were males.
3) Education Level: 35.2% of the Bronies were in High School, while 62% of the Bronies were in or had completed college.
4) Location: 69% were from North America, with 22% from Europe and 5% from down under.
5) Employment:70% of the Bronies were full or part-time students, while 32.7% had full or part-time employment.
6) Sexual Orientation: 84% of the Bronies described themselves as heterosexual, 1.7% described themselves as homosexual, 10.3% described themselves as Bisexual and 3.8% as Asexual.
7) Marital Status: 96.4% of the Bronies were single and 2.9% were married.
8) Dating: 22.4% of the Bronies had No Interest in dating, 60.9% were interested but not dating, 10.5% occasionally dated, and 6.3% frequently dated.
Please Note: As some subjects left demographic data blank the percentages do not always add up to 100%. In addition, on some items subjects endorsed more than one response.

86% were male. 14% were liars

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:18

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

Trig Discipline posted:

fishmech is basically wikipedia made self-aware

except without the self-awareness

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:21

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

2.9% have long suffering or equally insufferable spouses

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:22

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Sweevo posted:

86% were male. 14% were liars

don't be sexist. women can have horse pedophilia fixations too

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:24

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

fishmech is there any subject you don't have extensive knowledge of?

social interaction

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:35

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

he's about to show you up with an Optimum Strategy Flowchart for Social Interaction Based on Desired Outcome

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:36

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

so hes a pua

figures

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:50

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

please dont neg me fm

# ? Mar 8, 2014 22:51

stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

Al! posted:

i think i hit the motherload

http://www.bronystudy.com/id1.html

Demographics: Who are our Bronies?
1) Age: Ranged from 14 to 57, average age was 21 years old.(Note: due to IRB consideration only subjects who were 17 years of age or older were used in the following analyses)
2) Gender: 86% of the Bronies were males.
3) Education Level: 35.2% of the Bronies were in High School, while 62% of the Bronies were in or had completed college.
4) Location: 69% were from North America, with 22% from Europe and 5% from down under.
5) Employment:70% of the Bronies were full or part-time students, while 32.7% had full or part-time employment.
6) Sexual Orientation: 84% of the Bronies described themselves as heterosexual, 1.7% described themselves as homosexual, 10.3% described themselves as Bisexual and 3.8% as Asexual.
7) Marital Status: 96.4% of the Bronies were single and 2.9% were married.
8) Dating: 22.4% of the Bronies had No Interest in dating, 60.9% were interested but not dating, 10.5% occasionally dated, and 6.3% frequently dated.
Please Note: As some subjects left demographic data blank the percentages do not always add up to 100%. In addition, on some items subjects endorsed more than one response.

surverys involving people to give personal info (not generic info like gender, age, location ect) are always skewed, people are bad judges of themselves/lie. even so, bronies are what we all expected them to be.

from my knowledge of reading an ask/tell about commissions, i am assuming a chunk of the non male bronies are artists who identify as brony to sell art to manchildren.

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:04

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yeah 99% of the time it's wikipedia but in this case i think we've stumbled across a real human-type hobby

just a hunch

nah them shits are boring

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:22

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

stoutfish posted:

surverys involving people to give personal info (not generic info like gender, age, location ect) are always skewed, people are bad judges of themselves/lie. even so, bronies are what we all expected them to be.

even when they're trying to put their best face towards the camera it's still reddened and pockmarked

# ? Mar 8, 2014 23:26

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

even when they're trying to put their best face towards the camera it's still reddened and pockmarked

it's not so much that they can't make themselves look better in aggregate as it is they don't actually know how

# ? Mar 9, 2014 03:02

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Dr. Honked posted:

inexperienced, arrogant children tend to make their own stuff instead of doing anything sensible like using off the shelf poo poo. for example: OUYA

what ever happened with that anyways. i ahven't seen an ouya update in like a year

# ? Mar 9, 2014 03:54

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Elder Postsman posted:

what ever happened with that anyways. i ahven't seen an ouya update in like a year

# ? Mar 9, 2014 04:08

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Mar 9, 2014 05:21

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

new kickstarter investor social class:
Funding Acquired, Not Delivered Yet

# ? Mar 9, 2014 05:33

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Oh hey newYCS has found something about that brony thing:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615253

# ? Mar 9, 2014 05:51

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Sham bam bamina! posted:

cool. congrats to everyone involved on all their success.

# ? Mar 9, 2014 05:57

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Migishu posted:

Oh hey newYCS has found something about that brony thing:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615253

how deep does this rabbit hole go

# ? Mar 9, 2014 05:57

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Migishu posted:

Oh hey newYCS has found something about that brony thing:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615253

idgi

# ? Mar 9, 2014 06:00

Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

Sham bam bamina! posted:

idgi

i think they're trying to kickstarter scam bronies or something

# ? Mar 9, 2014 06:08

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Miley Virus posted:

i think they're trying to kickstarter scam bronies or something

no i understand that general implication, i'm wondering what the connection is that the gigantic mess of screenshots is trying to establish

# ? Mar 9, 2014 06:11

Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

yeah idk

# ? Mar 9, 2014 06:18

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Daman posted:

i really wish this would get funded

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/973736766/cybermatrix-100

just to laugh at the people who ironically funded it in the comments

has anyone bought his book http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/masterpiscesXP

STORY ABOUT A CYBERMATRIX CREATOR NAMED SCHAUN BISHOP, GOING INTO THE WORLD OF FINDING NEMO, AND DESTROYING A DARK FORCE NAMED THE CYBERSHARX SOCIETY. YAOLIN AND KLITMAN BEGIN ASSESSING THEIR PLANS BY MERGING REALITY WITH CYBERSPACE. DOING IT SUCCESSFULLY, KLITMAN ALSO BLOCKS SHELTER FROM ALL OTHER USERS OF THE CYBERMATRIX FROM ENTERING THE WATER. WILL SCHAUN AND NEMO BE ABLE TO DESTROY THE CYBERSHARX? THAT'S THE QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF.
eBook (PDF), 155 Pages

# ? Mar 9, 2014 07:36

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

KLITMAN

# ? Mar 9, 2014 07:39

Daman: Oct 28, 2011

you can even hit preview to read some of it

SCHAUN:
[PUTS CONSOLE ONTO GAMETABLE, OPENS BOX]
WOW. EVERYTHING'S INTACT. SWEET.
[GRABS CYBERMATRIX 100, PLACES ON TABLE]
[GRABS INSERTION POD, PLACES ONTO TABLE]
[GRABS CYBERMATRIX MULTIPAGE PSC, PLACES ONTO TABLE]
[GRABS CYBERMATRIX 100 PDP, PLACES ONTO TABLE]
[GRABS CYBERMATRIX HARD DISK, CONNECTS TO CYBERMATRIX 100]

real earth-shattering writing here *grabs self*

# ? Mar 9, 2014 07:42

Bizarro Buddha: Feb 11, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

has anyone made a pua dating sim where you play as an attractive woman who is constantly getting hit on by fat redditors? you could use text from actual forum posts and instructional books/videos

Kindness Coins

# ? Mar 9, 2014 08:07

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

# ? Mar 9, 2014 08:16

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

option 3 forever

# ? Mar 9, 2014 08:17

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

i'm the ~indie~

# ? Mar 9, 2014 13:43

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i'm the ~indie~

we named the dog that

# ? Mar 9, 2014 14:07

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

ayn rand hand job posted:

we named the dog that

# ? Mar 9, 2014 16:17

quadpus: May 15, 2004; aaag sheets

BooLoo posted:

oh my god, that video. oh my god.

kill all nerds.

dear christ what the gently caress

# ? Mar 9, 2014 18:29

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# ? May 8, 2024 21:29

minivanmegafun: Jul 27, 2004

BooLoo posted:

oh my god, that video. oh my god.

kill all nerds.

oh god why did i go back and watch it

i'm going to go see how well my macbook pro burns now, brb.

# ? Mar 9, 2014 18:40

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