Comic Strip Megathread XV: So smile, Margo, and move on.

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Tiggum posted:

Jane's World

Thits.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 08:43

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:52

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

My Lovely Horse posted:

Thits.

I can't tell what is an edit anymore.
Thanks tits.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 08:57

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Tiggum posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

This is like Mindtrap, if Mindtrap were created by people with brain problems.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 09:03

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Say Nothing posted:

I can't tell what is an edit anymore.
Thanks tits.

Comic Strip Megathread XVI: Thanks, Tits.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 09:03

Darkest Auer: Dec 30, 2006; They're silly; Ramrod XTreme

Tiggum posted:

They're silly.

Thank you! :tipshat:

# ? Mar 10, 2014 09:09

tiistai: Nov 1, 2012; Solo Melodica

Fingerpori

- In the olympics, I threw the discus 60 meters
- The game was interrupted and I was put in jail

Kiekko means a disk, a discus, a (hockey) puck and so on. I guess the joke is about him throwing a puck, but that's still dumb. He was put in jail? Why

Please tell me heitt�� kiekkoa is some kind of a weird slang word for doing drugs or something because otherwise this is not very funny :v:

Fok_It

# ? Mar 10, 2014 09:57

Bitchtits McGee: Jul 1, 2011

Maybe "jail" is referring to the penalty box in hockey?

# ? Mar 10, 2014 10:05

tiistai: Nov 1, 2012; Solo Melodica

Haven't ever heard of it being called that, but then again I don't follow ice hockey THAT much.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 10:12

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

My Lovely Horse posted:

Thits.

Thanks, Horse. Thorse.

Tina's Groove

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Mother Goose & Grimm

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Mar 10, 2014 10:38

Midnight Moth: Sep 14, 2007; What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Gil

That would get you a bunch of fines around here. In Mexico, though...

Retail

Owned!
Seriously though that reminds me of this super dry doomer analysis I once read.

quote:

The depopulation of retail has come with other downsides. �After the crisis, retailers dropped staff and rushed to technology to save them,� said Piers Fawkes, a retail analyst with PSFK, a consultancy focused on innovation ... Among the results: longer checkout lines, less help, more disarray. Walmart, which has cut its total workforce by 20,000 since 2008, despite opening 455 new stores, has finished last among department and discount stores in the American Customer Satisfaction Index for six years in a row.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Skip really does need to get a robotic stunt double so he doesn't break reality next time.

Dustin

What's with all these old men cartoonists making jokes about Miley Cyrus? Hmm...

On the Fastrack

How is the monitor being powered without any connections?

Safe Havens

"And for years I though SmarterChild was really my friend."

# ? Mar 10, 2014 11:00

Mercury Hat: May 28, 2006; SharkTales!
Woo-oo!

Some Guy TT posted:

Well, great, now I want to know the engineering reason why I can't have one of these.

You mean other than the rocks, glass, dirty pothole water, and other debris that would find its way into the car

# ? Mar 10, 2014 11:30

Midnight Moth: Sep 14, 2007; What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The answer posted:

Slylock wants their eyes to become adjusted to darkness before they enter the dimly lit cave. That eliminates Harry's advantage of being able to see them before they can see him. (Remember how difficult it is to see when you first enter a dark movie theater?)

Slylock Fox

Today's Slylock is a word unscramble but more importantly this is no kidding the third time Weber has had new art of this same scene. Like he's just really in love with this alien family idea or Slylock Fox is stuck in a time loop where he just relives parts of his life over and over again.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 11:35

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Mercury Hat posted:

You mean other than the rocks, glass, dirty pothole water, and other debris that would find its way into the car ?

And the possibility of your leg being used like big meaty crayon when you try to hit your brakes while driving.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 11:38

Sorbus: Apr 1, 2010

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Maybe "jail" is referring to the penalty box in hockey?

He was watching the match, got on the ice ( most likely drunk) and threw the puck. Like the nude runners in football matches.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 11:56

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Tiggum again bringing the outstanding edits

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

What's with all these old men cartoonists making jokes about Miley Cyrus? Hmm...

Nice to see uncouth out in the wild.

Berger & Wyse

Stephen Collins

Since I can't trust it'd be a set-text the world over, Daffodils.

No proper Tom Gauld yet, but you can [rul=http://www.tomgauld.com/index.php?/shop/how-to-order/]buy this image as a print[/url].

Momma

Momma's son might have depression. He definitely has bed sores.

Rarebit Fiend

Don't bother looking at this full-size, it's even more unreadable than usual.

Mr. Squishy fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Mar 10, 2014

# ? Mar 10, 2014 12:38

BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

# ? Mar 10, 2014 13:25

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Unadulterated Jane's World :v:

You're right Tiggum, she does seem to be a bit top-heavy. I mean, that center of gravity is way up there. :v:

Thiggum!

Non Sequitur

I'm totally with you Danae. Although, technically, even though it's seemed like a nasty Winter, we're pretty much just back on the mean here in NE Ohio. Regardless, Spring can't get here fast enough. Screw you bottom planet denizens! We're taking back our daylight!

Heavenly Nostrils is Sunday's. C'mon Dana!

Kliban

I laughed. Is there some other reference for this? Or, is he just loving bizarre...

9 Chickweed Lane 3/10/2003

Yep,

Zits

It's going to be almost 50F here today. I've got my Speedos all set so's I can prance about in the yard in praise of Spring! And then, probably getting arrested.

Kevin & Kell

Oh, I see we have a comment from Dr. deGrasse Tyson?

Nemi

# ? Mar 10, 2014 13:32

scarycave: Oct 9, 2012; Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

# ? Mar 10, 2014 13:33

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Cul-de-sac is partially imaginary.

The Creeps is all too real.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 13:42

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Monty

Mike du Jour

# ? Mar 10, 2014 14:30

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Unadulterated Jane's World

You're right Tiggum, she does seem to be a bit top-heavy. I mean, that center of gravity is way up there.

It was mainly the direction of Chelle's gaze in the second panel. She doesn't exactly seem to be making eye contact.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 15:15

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

Manuel Calavera posted:

Dilbert

Aww Scott. Was someone stupid mean to you on the internet again when all you did was post about your big beautiful IQ at them and blabber like an idiot? Poor Scott. Give him a warm milk and his nappy.

Indolent Bastard posted:

Monty

I think I'd like the strips with this guy more if every third one involved him suffering horrifying accidents. Speaking of which, has he ever actually encountered Monty himself or is he entirely his own thing?

# ? Mar 10, 2014 15:19

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

I won't stand for this Mistreatment Comix. Yes, mistreatment is a word.

Pooch Caf�

I hope they pull a Jane's World and the next two months are just Weekend at Bernie's done shot-for-shot.

Ballard Street

That's a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didn't even really need solving, but drat if it didn't just get solved.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 16:03

Still Fluxing: Feb 14, 2013; A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street

That's a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didn't even really need solving, but drat if it didn't just get solved.

I always just assumed it was some kind of gated community that catered exclusively to the over-50 crowd.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 16:28

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Bloom County

Living the rock-star dream. :allears:

Wow, just like Steve and his sister.

Calvin And Hobbes

Cheap Thrills Cuisine

That's basically the worst final panel I've seen in this strip so far.

Lucas Turnbloom's Imagine This posits a 30-year-old man living in his father's basement with childhood imaginary friends.

In The Bleachers: Girls And Sports meets Close To Home?

# ? Mar 10, 2014 16:52

don Jaime: Apr 3, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

Well, great, now I want to know the engineering reason why I can't have one of these.

There isn't one, go buy a motorcycle.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 17:37

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Or an Ariel Atom.

# ? Mar 10, 2014 17:43

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Darthemed posted:

Cheap Thrills Cuisine

That's basically the worst final panel I've seen in this strip so far.

I would definitely have to agree. The cartoonists really should not try and pen the finished product, ala comic strip style. That looks like a bunch of asparagus that somebody puked on... :barf:

Regardless, the recipe looks good, and I've got an asparagus patch, and it's almost Spring...

# ? Mar 10, 2014 18:14

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I would definitely have to agree. The cartoonists really should not try and pen the finished product, ala comic strip style. That looks like a bunch of asparagus that somebody puked on...

Regardless, the recipe looks good, and I've got an asparagus patch, and it's almost Spring...

To be fair, I am going backwards through their archives, so the art is more likely to degrade than improve. Let's take a look at the one from ~~this week~~ ~~last week~~ two weeks ago, to see how it compares.

Much better!
_{Yeah, I skipped a couple that really weren't too appetizing in appearance.}

# ? Mar 10, 2014 18:19

Cricken_Nigfops: Oct 25, 2011; CROM!

Darthemed posted:

To be fair, I am going backwards through their archives, so the art is more likely to degrade than improve. Let's take a look at the one from ~~this week~~ ~~last week~~ two weeks ago, to see how it compares.

Much better!
_{Yeah, I skipped a couple that really weren't too appetizing in appearance.}

Enjoy this glass of chilled dog pus topped with sputum!

# ? Mar 10, 2014 18:43