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Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

by Ralp

(and can't post for 643 days!)

just google it it's "the chemicals between us" by the british rock group bush

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Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




I decided to look up Gay Bar and Danger High Voltage by Electric Six instead because I find them to be a better band, and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to them. Well, good music chat y'all.

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Chairchucker posted:

Kinda covered that although that's a fairly incomplete understanding of both things. The main point though was that there is zero evidence to support the apparent popular opinion that if you get married before having sex you're probably dooming yourself to a life with someone who doesn't want to have the same kind of sex you do and will be miserable and horny for the rest of your life.

The popular opinion I've seen expressed here is "you should know whether you enjoy having sex with a person before you marry them" but apparently that's enough to send people rushing to jstor in a desperate attempt to show those sex-havers how bad they are.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
Where have all the hilariously insane people gone

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

hate pants posted:

Where have all the hilariously insane people gone

Here

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:
31 year old kissless virgin here.

Uh, I guess I have ulillillia-level assburgers, as well as a whole plethora of other brain problems and I'm on major medication for that. I made some awkward attempts at scoring a (fugly) girlfriend in my teenage years, and I never got anywhere. I was intensely unhappy about the situation until I got somewhat older; in my mid 20s I came to a shocking realization that women are people too (OMG) and that since I don't really like people, I don't like women as well. What an epiphany! :D The only thing that motivated me in my teenage years was jealousy - all the other guys were having girlfriends and I was missing out BAWW. Lust never motivated me, it was usually a two minute rub and then it was all over.
I actually prefer to be in the company of cats and computers, and I plan to keep it that way because I really have no use or desire to have a woman in my life at all anymore. Besides, I have only one testicle; lost my right nut due to cancer back in August 2013. I know that women would find me intensely repulsive - would you date a monogonad catfreak who spergs about anime?

edit: also this

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Another funny thing about my cancer: the doctors told me that I should have my sperm frozen before starting the chemoterapy because it would have rendered me sterile. Much to their surprise, I chose not to, saying that I support autoeugenics and that I'm simply not interested in preserving my tard-sperm for the posterity. Also, I find it rather unlikely that I would manage to knock up mai waifu.

A SWEATY FATBEARD fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Mar 10, 2014

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

No one is going to give a poo poo how many nuts you have. It'll be the anime that's the dealbreaker unless you find the rare and disturbing female otaku.

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

Chairchucker posted:

You're right, the anecdotal evidence being offered by the people in here is much better than my anecdotal evidence.

It's not really anecdotal evidence to say "Knowing someone better before getting married means you have a better idea of what you're getting into when you get married", that's just common sense. All other things equal, knowing more is a better situation than knowing less.

citation: literally any life-changing situation



A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

I was intensely unhappy about the situation until I got somewhat older; in my mid 20s I came to a shocking realization that women are people too (OMG) and that since I don't really like people, I don't like women as well. What an epiphany! :D

Nobody will care about the one testicle thing, but this is a huge sign of immaturity and they'll be repelled by You: The Person.

Spiffo fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Mar 10, 2014

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

31 year old kissless virgin here.

Uh, I guess I have ulillillia-level assburgers, as well as a whole plethora of other brain problems and I'm on major medication for that. I made some awkward attempts at scoring a (fugly) girlfriend in my teenage years, and I never got anywhere. I was intensely unhappy about the situation until I got somewhat older; in my mid 20s I came to a shocking realization that women are people too (OMG) and that since I don't really like people, I don't like women as well. What an epiphany! :D The only thing that motivated me in my teenage years was jealousy - all the other guys were having girlfriends and I was missing out BAWW. Lust never motivated me, it was usually a two minute rub and then it was all over.
I actually prefer to be in the company of cats and computers, and I plan to keep it that way because I really have no use or desire to have a woman in my life at all anymore. Besides, I have only one testicle; lost my right nut due to cancer back in August 2013. I know that women would find me intensely repulsive - would you date a monogonad catfreak who spergs about anime?

edit: also this

I support your choice not to procreate.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
The latest episode of Community with the meowmeowbeenz arbitrary human ranking app reminded me of this thread.

12gauge
Feb 24, 2014

hate pants posted:

Where have all the hilariously insane people gone

http://thatincelblogger.wordpress.com/

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

quote:

brainwashed liberal herd monster who spits on my own Holocaust

:catstare:

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005


quote:

WARNING: this post contains dangerous amounts of facts, logic, common sense, cause and effect, realistic assessment and honesty. All of these things are very harmful to TAC fools and everybody else who has some kind of an agenda.

quote:

WHAT IS TAC?

I will begin by paraphrasing the beginning of a brilliant 2009 video made my Paul Elam

oh okay

ejstheman
Feb 11, 2004
I wish there were some kind of analysis/remediation that society could apply to people like that, now that the Internet has made them visible, but they're just a fractal of sadness that you never get to the bottom of.

April
Jul 3, 2006



Jesus Christ. Anyone who can read this guy's blog and identify with him in any way, get help NOW.

ETA:

quote:

It was during that period that I first became desperate enough to ask my mother for sex.

Seriously. Get help.

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

April posted:

Jesus Christ. Anyone who can read this guy's blog and identify with him in any way, get help NOW.

ETA:

quote:

It was during that period that I first became desperate enough to ask my mother for sex.
I didn't even see that. My attention went over here:

quote:

FACT 10- TODAY I AM GENUINELY SORRY FOR NOT KILLING THE FATAL ONE [his ex he got hung up on]
That’s correct. After experiencing even worse disasters than the one with her (which was already huge enough) today I am extremely sorry for not killing her and myself. It would save me and probably the world a lot of pain. In all honesty, if I were to want to harm anybody now the whole scene of killing her would look like a scene from a Dysney [sic] movie in comparison. But all this is due to the fact that I’ve not received proper help – and by proper help I don’t mean psychiatry.
This dude needs proper help (and by proper help I mean psychiatry)

April
Jul 3, 2006


I didn't even see that. My attention went over here:

This dude needs proper help (and by proper help I mean psychiatry)
[/quote]

Yeah, the fact that he is still so messed up over his first "relationship" (it lasted 12 days) is bad. The fact that he has written thousands and thousands of words justifying horrible acts (he admits blackmailing women into sex) is worse.

Maybe it's not society's fault this guy isn't getting laid, maybe he's just a horrible person.

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Shannonmcn posted:

No one is going to give a poo poo how many nuts you have. It'll be the anime that's the dealbreaker unless you find the rare and disturbing female otaku.

Well in fairness, they're not so rare in some parts of the country. Doesn't help so much with that other thing, but...

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I find myself frequently out-sexed by all these krogans bragging about how many balls they have



drat this herpiarchy

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

change my name posted:

I find myself frequently out-sexed by all these krogans bragging about how many balls they have

The Salarians Did Nothing Wrong

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

Chairchucker posted:

I decided to look up Gay Bar and Danger High Voltage by Electric Six instead because I find them to be a better band, and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to them. Well, good music chat y'all.

Are you sure this isn't the reason you are uninterested in heterosexual intercourse?

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

April posted:

Yeah, the fact that he is still so messed up over his first "relationship" (it lasted 12 days) is bad. The fact that he has written thousands and thousands of words justifying horrible acts (he admits blackmailing women into sex) is worse.

Maybe it's not society's fault this guy isn't getting laid, maybe he's just a horrible person.

re: whatever hosed up thing he did to break up this less-than-two-week relationship

There is one other consequence which might be even worse but in this case I cannot be certain that this would have been the case – what is we would have been together up to now? This would mean that my mistake was a virtual suicide. -This event, happening between high school and college, was the beginning of a different lifestyle in which I discovered things like the term incel, love-shy forum, feminist and MRA movements. It all turned me into a different person, removed from most people in my age and location. If I had been with her I’d probably be ignorant of all that and a normal person today. -

I'm not even making fun of him right now, it's actually really sad. The dude had a lot of hosed-up head problems that went untreated, had a whole bunch of issues with women, scared of intimacy, didn't get a chance to develop quite right and never got the therapy/medication/both he so obviously needed. He then found the MRA movement, became unable to relate to people altogether (assuming "removed from most people" isn't literally and physically true), and embraced the person he'd become.

He doesn't have any hope of normalcy anymore. Like other virgoons in this thread he had/has a bunch of problems with women, but unlike the virgoons he embraced this warped worldview and holds it against them.


while I was writing this post I found another one skimming:

quote:

FACT 25 – BY NOW I AM DESPERATE ENOUGH TO DO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING TO GET A RELATIONSHIP OR SEX
If I could get away with it I’d rape a woman. If I could pay somebody to be in a relationship I would. I use all kinds of lies and deceptions to try to get women all the time. I am perfectly willing to break any moral and formal law to get any success.

I take it back I don't feel sorry for him anymore

car dance
May 12, 2010

Ben is actually an escaped polar bear, posing as a human.

Unlikely because Polar Bears do not know how to speak.
Also it does not make any sense.
My current fwb only has one ball and I was way more self conscious of it than he was when we got together and now I don't care. Never ever noticed a difference except he has a 0% chance of having kids so that's pretty great. Why the gently caress would someone care about how many balls a dude has unless he has like 20 and they're in the way. I'd be more concerned if he had one of those "I can use it as a chair" nut sacks.

April
Jul 3, 2006


Spiffo posted:

re: whatever hosed up thing he did to break up this less-than-two-week relationship

There is one other consequence which might be even worse but in this case I cannot be certain that this would have been the case – what is we would have been together up to now? This would mean that my mistake was a virtual suicide. -This event, happening between high school and college, was the beginning of a different lifestyle in which I discovered things like the term incel, love-shy forum, feminist and MRA movements. It all turned me into a different person, removed from most people in my age and location. If I had been with her I’d probably be ignorant of all that and a normal person today. -

I'm not even making fun of him right now, it's actually really sad. The dude had a lot of hosed-up head problems that went untreated, had a whole bunch of issues with women, scared of intimacy, didn't get a chance to develop quite right and never got the therapy/medication/both he so obviously needed. He then found the MRA movement, became unable to relate to people altogether (assuming "removed from most people" isn't literally and physically true), and embraced the person he'd become.

He doesn't have any hope of normalcy anymore. Like other virgoons in this thread he had/has a bunch of problems with women, but unlike the virgoons he embraced this warped worldview and holds it against them.


while I was writing this post I found another one skimming:


I take it back I don't feel sorry for him anymore

This guy is the gift that keeps on giving:

quote:

This is why we must resort to hate and hurting of all women who reject us. These women are not human beings. They are brainwashed feminist scum. They don’t deserve to breathe the same air decent people do.

I have already sent the link with a defamatory blog on her to all the friends of that monster I talked about in the previous post. I implore all the incels to take revenge, in any form possible, against all women who gently caress them over. This is outright war, and we must be the ones who will win it. We must punish all these disgusting bitches. There’s no way back. Only hate will help. We must have hate to prevail and we cannot beat this vicious enemy without first learning how to hate him.

Huh. A girl he chatted with & was going to meet didn't show up (after not answering his messages for 3 days), and later said that she wasn't feeling well & had a big exam. THE MONSTER!!!

I can not emphasize this enough - the whole love-shy/incel thing is a way for guys like this to keep reinforcing their beliefs. If you are a virgin who feels hopeless, this kind of thing will only make things worse.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Well golly, I sure have been going about things wrong. All this time I've been trying to be a genuinely nice guy and show interest in the women in my social circles because they share an interest(s) with me! How silly of me to not know that the key to getting people to like you is to be a complete asshat and treat them like garbage! I hope these incel and MRA types don't keep any pets, because if that's how they treat people(who are capable of leaving), god knows what they'd do to a cute lil' critter that can't.

Duck and burger
Jul 21, 2006
Never a greater duo

car dance posted:

I'd be more concerned if he had one of those "I can use it as a chair" nut sacks.

Tell us more. :allears:

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005


I think she's just referring to this

car dance
May 12, 2010

Ben is actually an escaped polar bear, posing as a human.

Unlikely because Polar Bears do not know how to speak.
Also it does not make any sense.
That is correct. I have no idea how the gently caress anything about that.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.

Dinosaur Gum

Archives posted:

food for thought: i once read on the internet that japanese women have NO discernible crotch musk.

Weeeellllll: 3rd paragraph here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocrine_sweat_gland#Prevalence

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
I got a real question for once:

What do you think about sex without having any real intentions of further commitment? There's a pretty good chance that I end up in a situation where having sex is only a matter of doing or not doing it. I don't have any problems with it, but I'm worried what kind of message it sends to the other person if I take up on her offer.

car dance
May 12, 2010

Ben is actually an escaped polar bear, posing as a human.

Unlikely because Polar Bears do not know how to speak.
Also it does not make any sense.
What do you mean "what kind of message" it sends? Are you trying to be worried she might think you're a ho?

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
If someone else is bothered because they gave you an offer and you took them up on it, that's not your problem.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

car dance posted:

What do you mean "what kind of message" it sends? Are you trying to be worried she might think you're a ho?

Because I have no idea whether or not she wants something more.

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

WaltherFeng posted:

What do you think about sex without having any real intentions of further commitment? There's a pretty good chance that I end up in a situation where having sex is only a matter of doing or not doing it. I don't have any problems with it, but I'm worried what kind of message it sends to the other person if I take up on her offer.

Is she talking about how she sees a future with you? Or does she just want to bone? Go ahead and take her up on it, it'll be healthy and fun and pretty cool. And if you're not sure what she's looking for, it's fine to take her up on it and just see where it goes.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Spiffo posted:

Is she talking about how she sees a future with you? Or does she just want to bone? Go ahead and take her up on it, it'll be healthy and fun and pretty cool. And if you're not sure what she's looking for, it's fine to take her up on it and just see where it goes.

Her most used phrases are "Yea, yeah" and "I dunno", so talking hasn't really been working out. She's super shy. The only thing I know she has no problems getting really intimate physically.

April
Jul 3, 2006


WaltherFeng posted:

Her most used phrases are "Yea, yeah" and "I dunno", so talking hasn't really been working out. She's super shy. The only thing I know she has no problems getting really intimate physically.

Then just go with it, and see what happens. And make sure you use a condom!

Spiffo
Nov 24, 2005

WaltherFeng posted:

Her most used phrases are "Yea, yeah" and "I dunno", so talking hasn't really been working out. She's super shy. The only thing I know she has no problems getting really intimate physically.

Sounds pretty casual to me, so don't worry about it. Go have fun, you have my permission to have sex now.

car dance
May 12, 2010

Ben is actually an escaped polar bear, posing as a human.

Unlikely because Polar Bears do not know how to speak.
Also it does not make any sense.

WaltherFeng posted:

Because I have no idea whether or not she wants something more.

Asking questions is the best way to get information.

g r r nasty
Dec 19, 2013

by Red Star Baldgreg

it's amazing how many different forces and chances came together exactly wrong to make this happen

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April
Jul 3, 2006


g r r nasty posted:

it's amazing how many different forces and chances came together exactly wrong to make this happen

Did you get to the part where lack of sex (including from his mother) made him beat the poo poo out of his parents?

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