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Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Poil posted:

Maybe he's playing a drinking game. If she executes someone he has to take a shot, but if she pardons someone he has to take two. If she makes an uninformed decision he has to take one. Things like that.

He'd be dead of liver poisoning already then.

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zonohedron
Aug 14, 2006


Don't go to the party!

We have way too much to do if we want to be crowned when we turn 15; we can't go off on a vacation now! We can meet up with Gwenelle after we're crowned.

And on that note, strategy and then more strategy.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
PARTY! Our astounding Presence will turn every guest into a whimpering mindslave, whom we can use as an army to take back Elath while they're still in their masquerade ball outfits!

VinnyDonuts
Oct 4, 2013

:lobcorp:
No Party. Sense Magic x2.

xxlicious
Feb 19, 2013

legoman727 posted:

Who needs parties?

Not me.

Happy Blue
Oct 18, 2012
Party!

Swords and Archery.

Ayana
Jun 29, 2010

Hee-Ho!
Party time!

Oh and let's make sure Elodie can hit the broad side of a barn if she needs to shoot something. Archery x2!

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Party! What's the point of being queen if you don't even get to go to all the sweet celebrations? Train your [n]archery[/b] skills to impress everyone by shooting an apple off a dog or something.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

no party and agility x2

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Go to the party. And double Wield Magic, we need to be able to kill our childhood friends when they inevitably try to assassinate us / talk back to us.

A Pair Of Ducks
Dec 16, 2009
Go to the Party

And for god's sake train up Reflexes x2

And wear the Magical Girl outfit to the party. Impress your friends and influence your enemies.

A Pair Of Ducks fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Mar 10, 2014

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

No party

Wield Magic x2

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Go to the party and take Swords to max if you can, followed by Wield Magic if you have time left over.

Arp1033
Oct 13, 2012
No party and double polearms

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Go to the Party,Reflexes x2

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Party! Everyone likes a Party!

And let's get some magic wielding and swords

Glad to be caught up on this, I could never keep her alive all the way through the game :(

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
Don't go, we're in the middle of a war here!

Wield Magic x2

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Hyper Crab Tank posted:

I think it's funny that that called for a Divination check as opposed to an Intrigue check or something. Like the threat isn't that there might be assassins, but there's some kind of ill omen specifically associated with going to birthday parties. "Ah, you have turned over the Merry Clown in the upright position. That's very, very bad." But anyway screw all that, let's go to a party. :v:

I wish more tarot decks had the Merry Clown.

RefinedUndefined
Jan 1, 2013

Just burn everything, that'll solve your problems.
Go to the party in the magical girl outfit, and train Resist Magic twice.

Aeromancia
Jul 23, 2013

RefinedUndefined posted:

Go to the party in the magical girl outfit, and train Resist Magic twice.

No parties now that you are the queen! Also, train Wield Magic and Polearms.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
No time to party, we need to become the ultimate magical girl! Wield magic x 2.

Muraena
Feb 18, 2013

Justice. Honor. Anime~
It's party time! Oh and Wield Magic x 2

Keep the outfit, nothing wrong with a tabard. :colbert:

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Can I vote for no on the Magical Girl outfit? I mean we're supposed to be a queen we should have enough basic fashion sense to know not to wear something so hideous.

dereku
Oct 23, 2010

Open up your senses
We should go and party up
And study battlefield medicine
No magical outfit young pup
As it does not seem genuine

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



Voting is closed. Sorry for posting this late. Dereku, Internet Kraken, and Maraena missed the cut off point. The cut off point is always 4PM EST. Remember, time was shifted forward an hour on Sunday. I decided to count them anyway.

MegaZeroX fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Mar 14, 2014

Hyper Crab Tank
Feb 10, 2014

The 16-bit retro-future of crustacean-based transportation
Well I mean hey, what's the worst that could happen?



E: Well I pick the best times to post don't I.

Hyper Crab Tank fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 10, 2014

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



I changed my mind. I'm going to throw the last 3 votes in, since it was partially my fault.


Party

Go to Sudberry for Gwenelle's party: 20

Send your regrets: 14


Outfit

Magical Girl: 3

Not Magical Girl: 2

Tabard: 1

(This means the winner is determined by RNG)


Class

Swords: 16

Wield Magic: 14

Archery: 10

Sense Magic: 5

Polearms: 4

Reflexes: 4

Resist Magic: 3 (Even though we maxed it out)

Military: 2

Strategy: 2

Agility: 2

Lumen: 2

Battlefield Medicine: 1


Winners

Go to Guinelle's birthday party

Magical Girl

Swords

Wield Magic

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

I feel kinda sorry for the king. His beloved wife died and now all he can do is helplessly watch his poor and severely underprepared daughter attempt to hold the queendom together against plotters, schemers and assassins.

Hyper Crab Tank posted:

Well I mean hey, what's the worst that could happen?

That's amazing. But we know swords and magic so we can handle any problem, right? Also those trained guards everyone wanted so badly might take a hit or two before they keel over uselessly.

Poil fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Mar 10, 2014

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Poil posted:

That's amazing. But we know swords and magic so we can handle any problem, right? Also those trained guards everyone wanted so badly might take a hit or two before they keel over uselessly.

Oh you will see next update :allears:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Catalina
May 20, 2008



Poil posted:

That's amazing.
Seconding that sentiment! Hyper Crab Tank, do you have a page or anything?

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



Note: I forgot to change Elodie into the magical girl outfit this update.















Elodie is now pressured! The bonuses/penalties are now in the second post.

















You look down in shock at the arrow which has buried itself in your side. Outside, you can hear screams and curses, but it feels unreal. Your world is centered around pain.



You struggle with the arrow, afraid to pull it loose. You heard a story somewhere about pushing arrows through the body, so you brace yourself and give it a shove. Unfortunately, this only drives the arrow deeper into your vital organs, turning a painful wound into a fatal one.







Elodie sure knows how to die in the dumbest way possible! Stabbing this arrow further into myself will help, right? :downs:

We are going to start back from week 1 again. But now we will vote for multiple weeks at a time! Everyone gets 3 class votes, a decision on what to do with Julianna and whether to look down at the snake or not.

MegaZeroX fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Mar 10, 2014

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
And you were all doing so well too. :allears:

Anyway: Imprison Julianna, and focus on Court Manners, Voice, and Internal Affairs to start out.

jonjonaug fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Mar 10, 2014

RefinedUndefined
Jan 1, 2013

Just burn everything, that'll solve your problems.

jonjonaug posted:

And you were all doing so well too. :allears:

Anyway: Imprison Julianna, and focus on Court Manners and Internal Affairs to start out.

This, and battlefield medicine

RefinedUndefined fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Mar 10, 2014

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



jonjonaug posted:

And you were all doing so well too. :allears:

Anyway: Imprison Julianna, and focus on Court Manners and Internal Affairs to start out.

I need 3 class votes.

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

I knew this was going to happen but hey it's about time we lived up to our thread title.

Anyway for the votes: Imprison Julianna all her :science: magic talk didn't save us so why should we listen to her?
Look down at the Snake Since we've already established Julianna's advice is bad we might as well go whole hog.


As for classes clearly :20bux: will save us. Learn Trade Production and Accountancy

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Our late Queen-to-be died as she lived: Being stupid and making things worse. :eng99:

Three classes you say? All this means is Swords, Swords, and more Swords :getin:

Also this time let's Imprison Julianna and Look at the snake

legoman727
Mar 13, 2010

by exmarx
Why did we have to get suicidal. We were doing so well.

Keep her around, Accounting, Novan History, Foreign Intelligence

Let's go for smart princess this time.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

imprison with agility, divination, and accounting as the classes.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
Imprison, Intrigue, Accounting, Divination, Don't Look

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Penakoto
Aug 21, 2013

Oh well.

Keep Julianna around, Accounting X 3

I say lets get our Lumen crystal thing asap and do so via smarts, not style.

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