Survivor Cagayan: Brains vs. Brawn vs. Beauty

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beetee: May 10, 2006

If J'tia makes it through tribal w/o getting voted out, I'm just going to say it: This is the best season in the history of Survivor.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 14:25

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Fast Luck posted:

"where one of you will be the 4th person eliminated from the game"
*camera zooms in on J'Tia*

J'Tia:

"...wha? Why are you looking at me? _{Do I have a booger on my nose?}"

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:43

Binary Logic: Dec 28, 2000; Fun Shoe

If J'tia thinks she's going home what will she ruin this week?

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:44

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Poque posted:

I think he's at UChicago

or is that a mcdermott reference i'm not getting

He went to UChicago and still got into Brains?

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:44

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Let's not forget that a tribe has failed to throw a challenge before.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:44

the chief v2: Apr 15, 2010

Is it any coincidence that the one cop is a liar and the other tries to deliberately lose the challenge

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:45

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

H-hey... an all women alliance will keep our tribe strong!!!

:downsgun:

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:45

ColonelCurmudgeon: May 2, 2005; Shall I give thee the groat now?

"Good work! We kicked butt!"
"Nah, we sucked."

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:45

Do not even ask: Apr 8, 2008

I stopped caring about Survivor after... poo poo, 2004? But this season has drawn me with the utter incompetence and self-destruction of the Brains tribe. It's pure entertainment watching them crumble.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:46

sleepingbuddha: Nov 4, 2010; It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

He went to UChicago and still got into Brains?

Huh? U of C is one of the most prominent schools in the country.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:46

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Uh oh, time for J'Tia to dump the remaining cup of rice.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:46

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

You're pissed about the rice but kept J'Tia!

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:47

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

"Survivor: ...as opposed to someone with a propensity for failure."

Please tell me they're not booting Spencer, what a bunch of idiots.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:47

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Ahahahaha if they keep her

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Yeah, exactly like the cat on the poster.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

NO TASHA, BAD TASHA

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

/
"How dare you."

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

This loving tribe.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Oh Tasha. Tasha Tasha Tasha.

Kass is so over this bullshit.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

Haha they've accidentally talked themselves into keeping J'Tia. It actually makes sense though... Spencer would flip if he got the chance, why the hell wouldn't he?

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

LeJackal: Apr 5, 2011

Tasha, why are you trying to engineer your own failure? J'Tia is poison! Stop thinking about day 39! You will not last that long!

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:48

Toaster Ding: Apr 30, 2006

At one point is the lovely player not the one who's incompetent but the one who keeps sacrificing good players in favor of keeping the incompetent one around

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

Fooz: Sep 26, 2010

Beauty is shockingly the only tribe who knows how to play the game so far.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

ColonelCurmudgeon: May 2, 2005; Shall I give thee the groat now?

Unless the next words out of your mouth after saying "after a merge I think we can trust J'Tia" aren't "to be the first person voted out", then you have said the wrong words.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Rooting for Jeff to flush Jtia out.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Ahahahaahahahaahaha Jeff you are the best

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

beetee: May 10, 2006

Jeff with the "Welcome WELP"

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

Magna: Sep 3, 2007

So the plan is to vote out Spencer, hope for a merge so J'Tia can burn the rest of the food and the Brains can come out on top.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I love that Jeff's first question was simply :shrug:

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:49

Lone Goat: Apr 16, 2003; When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

Jeff isn't mad, he's just disappointed.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:50

Fast Luck: Feb 2, 1988

LeJackal posted:

Tasha, why are you trying to engineer your own failure? J'Tia is poison! Stop thinking about day 39! You will not last that long!

Yeah, but see, Tasha and Kass are safe either way. Vote out Spencer now. Lose again? Vote out J'Tia. Then you're just two and you'll get shuffled away like Malcolm and Denise.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:50

Grand Theft Autobot: Feb 28, 2008; I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

sleepingbuddha posted:

Huh? U of C is one of the most prominent schools in the country.

They're barely even Top 5, bro

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:50

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

"I totally trust this person who threw all our rice into the fire" :downs:

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:51

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

This is so meta

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:52

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

STUPID IS KEEPING THE PERSON WHO DESTROYED YOUR FOOD AND IS SINGLE HANDEDLY MAKING YOUR TEAM LOSE

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:52

LeJackal: Apr 5, 2011

Fast Luck posted:

Yeah, but see, Tasha and Kass are safe either way. Vote out Spencer now. Lose again? Vote out J'Tia. Then you're just two and you'll get shuffled away like Malcolm and Denise.

Malcolm and Denise are so well known because what they did was so improbable. The chances of Tasha/Kass pulling out after getting shuffled into two nearly full, tight alliance tribes is.....unlikely.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:52

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

"Since I spilled that rice" :laffo:

OH NO WHAT A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:53

Toaster Ding: Apr 30, 2006

If it's spencer, Tasha is officially the worst survivor player

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:53

Ghostpilot: Jun 22, 2007; "As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

LeJackal posted:

Tasha, why are you trying to engineer your own failure? J'Tia is poison! Stop thinking about day 39! You will not last that long!

Hey hey hey.

J'Tia has a PhD in engineering. No layman can achieve that degree of failure.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:54

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sleepingbuddha: Nov 4, 2010; It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

They're barely even Top 5, bro

How shameful.

# ? Mar 13, 2014 01:54

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