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Zeroisanumber posted:Trying to decide when I'd start shooting people if this list were implemented. I imagine right around #16. 1 & 2 alone are hilarious since the incredible lack of perspective it takes to think that our "allies" (whoever that is exactly) are pissed off at Obama for not following our Constitution and would just love to talk to the guy that just finished his "I love God and Israel is the best!" concert.
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Radish posted:1 & 2 alone are hilarious since the incredible lack of perspective it takes to think that our "allies" (whoever that is exactly) are pissed off at Obama for not following our Constitution and would just love to talk to the guy that just finished his "I love God and Israel is the best!" concert. And that list is so exhaustive in its craziness that I'm pretty sure even most conservatives can find a thing to raise the fist over in it. Also never mind blah people, I'm not going to the mall if there's mandated baroque music, that would get really grating really fast.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is from Breitbart and I want to believe this is some sort of mockery of republican beliefs but I doubt it That does look like a parody, but Poe's Law does really come into play. If it is then it's extremely well researched  "Go from fascist dictatorship to glorious Libertarian paradise in only 50 easy steps! Call now"!
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Stultus Maximus posted:Common Core is a set of standards for language arts and mathematics that was created by agreement of the states' education boards and facilitated by the federal department of education. I think a lot of freepers would be happy if their kids were lobotomised.
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My Q-Face posted:If you read the book or looked closely at the wall behind him in the Sheriff's office, you'll see that he was also a decorated Korean War vet. In the book, Rambo himself is a lot less sympathetic and less a victim of war's trauma than a combat addict lusting for a glorious death. Mind Loving Owl posted:I think a lot of freepers would be happy if their kids were lobotomised. But then how would they hate? 
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Mind Loving Owl posted:I think a lot of freepers would be happy if their kids were lobotomised. Like father, like son? Feinne posted:And that list is so exhaustive in its craziness that I'm pretty sure even most conservatives can find a thing to raise the fist over in it. Depends, I'd be happy enough if malls blared Civ 5 and the Starbound OST 24/7.
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Am I the only one who almost never notices the music at the mall? The last time I remember thinking about it it was because someone was playing a muzak version of Smells Like Teen Spirit and I strained to see if I could hear Kurt Cobain rolling over in his grave.
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WarpedNaba posted:Like father, like son? Baba Yetu or bust.
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silvergoose posted:Baba Yetu or bust. The original or the Calling all Dawns remix?
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Zeroisanumber posted:Trying to decide when I'd start shooting people if this list were implemented. I imagine right around #16. I think I'd definitely start building secret compartments in my house, hoarding medical supplies and dry-goods, and making zip-guns sometime in the middle of #8. That one there is definitely aiming towards reeducation camps and mass-graves.
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WarpedNaba posted:The original or the Calling all Dawns remix? Original, definitely. That song haunts my dreams.
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Ratoslov posted:I think I'd definitely start building secret compartments in my house, hoarding medical supplies and dry-goods, and making zip-guns sometime in the middle of #8. That one there is definitely aiming towards reeducation camps and mass-graves. #7 is the real ding-a-ling for me. If'n you're in a country that has shoot-on-sight border patrol, you've either got Kim Jong Il/Sung on your wall or a howitzer in your back yard. silvergoose posted:Original, definitely. That song haunts my dreams. The softer one? I always preferred the loud, bombastic and triumphant one myself.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/LookAmerica The person who wrote that screed. I am going to say if that was a troll, she has been keeping it up for a long time Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Mar 14, 2014 |
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Mar 14, 2014 17:32
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DreamShipWrecked posted:"Go from fascist dictatorship to glorious Libertarian paradise in only 50 easy steps! Call now"! I would suggest "go from fascist dictatorship to other, different fascist dictatorship" but same difference really.  It is kind of amazing though how unaware this type of document writer seems to be about how much their vision of the future is identical to whatever imagined tyranny they are railing against. It reminds me of the TFR Let's Read thread reviewing a story where Obama has been secretly rounding up and killing conservative dissidents - and then, when the good guys win, they immediately begin imprisoning and executing dissidents.
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/\ They've been taken by their own code-wording. When they say "True Freedom" they're meaning "privileged aristocrat."DreamShipWrecked posted:That does look like a parody, but Poe's Law does really come into play. If it is then it's extremely well researched It's a pretty complete collection of talking points for the various stripes of right-wingers. You've got the tax, labor busting, and de-regulation stuff for the monied faction. Gays, prayers, and abortion for the religious. Immigration, affirmative-action, and minority organizations for the racists. It's like the end state/dream list of the current conservative coalition.
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quote:24. Remove all federal funding from so-called Sanctuary Cities. I love this so much. Conservatives are all about  Nullification and States' Rights  and local government right up until a city refuses to use the local police to enforce immigration law, then suddenly the Feds need to pressure them to get back in line.So what exactly do states have the right to do? Oh yeah, the right to legalize slavery. Constitution of the Confederate States of America posted:The citizens of each State shall be entitled to all the privileges and immunities of citizens in the several States; and shall have the right of transit and sojourn in any State of this Confederacy, with their slaves and other property; and the right of property in said slaves shall not be thereby impaired. ...but not the right to abolish it!
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StandardVC10 posted:I would suggest "go from fascist dictatorship to other, different fascist dictatorship" but same difference really. Go from whatever the US currently is to a Iran+Jesus government.
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I don't know Iran might actually be slightly too free for what they want.
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Iraqis angered by draft law proposed by Shiite-led government to legalize child marriagequote:It WAS fixable:
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What allies do you think they are thinking we would have to apologise to. They would probably cut all ties with europe with their attitudes.
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MeLKoR posted:Iraqis angered by draft law proposed by Shiite-led government to legalize child marriage "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and forcibly convert them to Christianity." --a thing said by a guy who loves freedom Also, I'm fairly sure that dude was typing with one hand when he wrote that. Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Mar 14, 2014 |
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ChaseSP posted:What allies do you think they are thinking we would have to apologise to. They would probably cut all ties with europe with their attitudes. Israel, Israel and...Israel.
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Alter Ego posted:"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and forcibly convert them to Christianity." He's quoting Anne Coulter. She said that right after 9/11, and even then (when we were all crazy) people thought it was loving crazy.
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Alter Ego posted:--a thing said by a guy who loves freedom He's just pointing out that "fixing" the native problem was a prerequisite for that freedom.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Israel, Israel and...Israel. I'm so close to saying Saudi Arabia, but, you know, the Muslims.
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ColdSnickersBar posted:I'm so close to saying Saudi Arabia, but, you know, the Muslims. Why would they apologize? They see SA as just a big ol' oil well and will bail that country the second it runs dry.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Why would they apologize? They see SA as just a big ol' oil well and will bail that country the second it runs dry. We all see SA as a big ol' oil well that we'll bail on the second it runs dry.
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Zeroisanumber posted:We all see SA as a big ol' oil well that we'll bail on the second it runs dry.
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FMguru posted:It's a shame that goons don't feel more loyalty to these, the most troll-free forums on the internet. Do you have a 50 point solution to increase Forum Patriotism through savage beatings and the elimination of dissidents? Lowtax has been acting like a king with all these vacations, and pandering to those types in Pet Island.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This is from Breitbart and I want to believe this is some sort of mockery of republican beliefs but I doubt it The penultimate expression of conservative schizophrenia, right here. I bet these guys would fellate the likes of Francisco Franco and Augusto Pinochet in a heartbeat. quote:15. Reinstate the US missile defense complex in Poland and Czech Republic - European Interceptor Site (EIS) - on steroids. So these guys really think a nuclear holocaust is gonna go their way. How cute. 
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Everyday Lurker posted:The penultimate expression of conservative schizophrenia, right here. No bet; it's not like Pinochet wasn't the darling of the Anglo-American right back when he was in power.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:No bet; it's not like Pinochet wasn't the darling of the Anglo-American right back when he was in power. Just trying to figure out which hellish right-wing dictator they'd prefer living under/sucking off to satisfy their bloodlust or whatever.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:No bet; it's not like Pinochet wasn't the darling of the Anglo-American right back when he was in power. They'll still suck him off if they know who he is and you ask them about it.
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Rand Paul: Republicans must agree to disagree on social issues in order to grow the partyquote:
quote:Then republicans will lose because moral voters sit home when given an immoral candidate. Satellite Firm Says Its Data From Jet Could Offer Location quote:
quote:To: Spartan302 quote:To: nascarnation Yet another Freeper novel: Freeper Gen.Blather is noted Amazon pulp novel writer Ben Pearson! quote:Desperate to keep his job at defense contractor Prospero Industries, Havelock must locate their mysterious top salesman, Nick Necropolis, and find out the status of a planned $30 million cash deal. But Nick is dead. Now, to keep his job Havelock must hide the corpse and complete the deal. But Nick’s body keeps getting moved to where it will be found…then, Havelock is threatened. The Israelis will kill him if the deal goes through and the Syrians will kill him if it doesn’t. As if matters couldn’t be worse…Havelock discovers what it is he’s selling. Sarah Palin plans ‘Rogue TV’: This freeper is so adorable to think that Sarah cares about her overall exposure and impact on politics rather than just grifting freeper types for a quick sheckel: quote:
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Personalized WalMart clothing line please: 
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Everyday Lurker posted:The penultimate expression of conservative schizophrenia, right here. They believe American Jesus will whisk them away to heaven before the bombs go off. Sort of a self-fulfilling Rapture. Except in reality they'll be raptured away into vaporized hydrocarbons.
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Freeoers: FURP
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DemeaninDemon posted:Except in reality they'll be raptured away into vaporized hydrocarbons. *Flash of heat radiates from ground zero* "Reagan would have built a REAL missile laser satellite shield and this never would have happened if it weren't for pussy anus-worshipping liberal physics  "
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Notice that the freeper considers what happened to the Native Americans a success.
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Mind Loving Owl posted:Notice that the freeper considers what happened to the Native Americans a success. Is this in dispute? The objective was always "Take control of, and solidify our claim on land to the west". As far as claim to who controls the continent, it was a roaring success. Its not devils advocacy, its objectively true.
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MattD1zzl3 posted:Is this in dispute? The objective was always "Take control of, and solidify our claim on land to the west". As far as claim to who controls the continent, it was a roaring success. Its not devils advocacy, its objectively true. Pretty much. Really the sickening bit isn't that he considers it a success, but rather something that should be emulated.
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