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Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


Eat it. Take his power.

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ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:
Slaan and tsyni aren't really playing anyways, they just want attention.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Drop it, kill more minotaurs

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004

I love you, boy. One pack, always.

Lipstick Apathy
Eat it! drat it!

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Calm down. Control your bloodlust. Let it go. Rejoin the fight as a man.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
Bite a chunk out of it and throw it at the next one.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
What a great time for my computer charger to break. :(

Lanky Coconut Tree posted:

Ahahahhaha. Look at every one of you, as blood thirsty as Slaan or Tsyni


Nobody has yet to vote for RIP OUT A THROAT WITH OUR TEETH! yet, goon sir. :colbert:

ShotgunWillie posted:

Slaan and tsyni aren't really playing anyways, they just want attention.

No, I at least mean every word. I want Enkidel to become an Asherah worshiper and drive the world into a better, hungrier future.


EAT THE HEART, BUT SAVOR THE FLAVOR!

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
holding it out for all to see and scream " EL SEES THE WICKEDNESS IN THE HEARTS OFF ALL! " toss it and then regroup with our balls

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004

I love you, boy. One pack, always.

Lipstick Apathy

ShotgunWillie posted:

Slaan and tsyni aren't really playing anyways, they just want attention.

If you're serious you must be the person who reported to the mods :P

I've been behind Asherah since the start...and I think men and women should have equal rights and slavery should be abolished. That's how I play the game.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Arkanomen posted:

holding it out for all to see and scream " EL SEES THE WICKEDNESS IN THE HEARTS OFF ALL! " toss it and then regroup with our balls

This, but toss the heart up into the face of one of the minotaurs!

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Eat that loving heart.

Mr Apollo
Jan 1, 2013

Arkanomen posted:

holding it out for all to see and scream " EL SEES THE WICKEDNESS IN THE HEARTS OFF ALL! " toss it and then regroup with our balls

This.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
Eat the heart.

I don't expect anything special to happen, but it's a nice callback to Akkad's greatest badass of all time.


e: Vote changed, see below.

Zybourne Clock fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Mar 14, 2014

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Drop the heart with the realization that we've turned into a completely irredeemable psychopath who revels in the slaughter.

Our Balls are probably staring at us in horror.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Eat the heart!

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Aren't we forbidden from eating hearts?

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
throw the heart to another Minotaur and shout catch. While it's holding the heart looking all confused kick it square in the nuts.

Chatrapati
Nov 6, 2012
Eat it!

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

RandomPauI posted:

Aren't we forbidden from eating hearts?

Lion hearts are A-OK and are in fact good for you (according to Aaron). Minotaur meat, a bit risque but more or less on (Ishamal partakes, anyhow). Minotaur hearts...gently caress if I recall.

Task Manager
Sep 5, 2008

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.
Yeah Zepa Stone got all hot and bothered about eating human flesh but minatours and other monsters are kind of a gray area.

Wentley
Feb 7, 2012

my dad posted:

Calm down. Control your bloodlust. Let it go. Rejoin the fight as a man.

Okay. I like this.

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:

Tsyni posted:

If you're serious you must be the person who reported to the mods :P

I've been behind Asherah since the start...and I think men and women should have equal rights and slavery should be abolished. That's how I play the game.

It's like voting for Ron Paul in the presidential elections. You can vote your conscience all you want, but the effect is the same. You're splitting the vote rather than finding compromise and choosing the best of bad options.

Your vote is worthless as you use it. At least if you compromise, you can add to the dialogue and try to push it in the right direction. The change might be incremental, not instant, but you might get your way in the end.

It's your right to waste your vote, in the game and in real life. You'll come off as a gimmick in both scenarios.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Task Manager posted:

Yeah Zepa Stone got all hot and bothered about eating human flesh but minatours and other monsters are kind of a gray area.

Eating beef ain't in no grey area.

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:

Basscop posted:

Eating beef ain't in no grey area.

To be fair, minotaurs have a mans torso and arms, bulls legs and head. You can only eat the legs and head.

Althair
Jul 26, 2006
words are weapons
Don't eat the heart! Roar ELLLLLLL! And strike on. Sooner shall we celebrate this victory!

Althair fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Mar 14, 2014

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

DEVOUR IT.

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
Voting against eating the heart.

hollylolly
Jun 5, 2009

Do you like superheroes? Check out my CYOA Mutants: Uprising

How about weird historical fiction? Try Vampires of the Caribbean

Don't eat the heart, look for your Balls

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Basscop posted:

Bite a chunk out of it and throw it at the next one.

This, with a sneer of contempt.

Rhymenoceros
Nov 16, 2008
Monks, a statement endowed with five factors is well-spoken, not ill-spoken. It is blameless & unfaulted by knowledgeable people. Which five?

It is spoken at the right time. It is spoken in truth. It is spoken affectionately. It is spoken beneficially. It is spoken with a mind of good-will.

my dad posted:

Calm down. Control your bloodlust. Let it go. Rejoin the fight as a man.
Voting this. We are not controlled by bloodlust, it is a tool.

gnarl
Jul 28, 2010
Soiled Meat
Don't eat the heart. Let's at least try to show some form of self control.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

There Bias Two posted:

Drop the heart with the realization that we've turned into a completely irredeemable psychopath who revels in the slaughter.

You're right, Enkidel has become a monster. Where did his manners go?

Wrestle a minotaur to the floor, and force-feed it the other minotaur's heart.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

ShotgunWillie posted:

It's your right to waste your vote, in the game and in real life. You'll come off as a gimmick in both scenarios.

Everyones vote is counted and everyones vote counts, even consistent votes for NOM NOM NOM.

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!

Zybourne Clock posted:


Wrestle a minotaur to the floor, and force-feed it the other minotaur's heart.

Task Manager
Sep 5, 2008

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.

Zybourne Clock posted:

Wrestle a minotaur to the floor, and force-feed it the other minotaur's heart.

UppaTree
May 4, 2013

HiHo ChiRho posted:

THANKS VAVREK!

Your penance for tonight is one simple task:

Find an entire metal song that encapsulates the situation we are in, and sees our protagonist surviving the situation.

You have until the morning. You may not use anything from Blind Guardian, Mastodon or anything I have recently linked to the irc as of this night. Our collective goon lives are in your hands, and you have butterfingers?!.

El help us all.

I will take up this challenge. At this point, I see Enki as stark-raving calm on the inside - in this state, the efficient manufacture of ground beef is a reflex action. His reason and intellect are on vacation, and his bestial lizard-brain urges are in control.

There's a word for this kinda thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_zzZtl4ya8

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hearts are passe. Eat those balls we ripped off instead.

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

Don't do anything rash, keep fighting as hard as you can. Keep your Balls close

Voting against ridiculous heart eating

UppaTree
May 4, 2013

Do not eat monster bits.

Even if they are delicious.

Toss heart to ground, stomp, tear the jawbone off a minotaur and commence Samson homage.

Bonus points if the minotaur is alive.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Naomi is going to be super pissed off. It's going to take forever to get the blood out of our armor and clothes.

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