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Maarek
Jun 9, 2002

Your silence only incriminates you further.

Necc0 posted:

This gets more hilarious with each sip of my Monster Fatal1ty Edition Low-Carb Energy Drink™. Stop drinking like a newb.

Look at this scrub who doesn't Carb Up before a match.

Zwiftef posted:

No I get it, you're an "ironic" racist and also apparently an "ironic" sexist. Obviously a real winner of a person, who wouldn't want to spend 30-40m playing a game with people like you?

cis:GOONs

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Maarek posted:

Look at this scrub who doesn't Carb Up before a match.

You'd know I do if you GOONMANNED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SEfZ1iqTzM

Xile77
Sep 18, 2003
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/customtitles/title-xile77.jpg" /><br />I love my fellow semen
As a consistent team anchor(last pick, sits at the bottom), I can say with confidence that goonmans are fun. I can't tell you how many times a match I hear, "Wizard, no!" or "Ok Wizard, next round you don't wanna do that," and I go ahead and do it again. I still have fun and I feel that the CS:GOON community is a fairly good group of horrible sperglords, and are pretty fun to play with.

Maarek
Jun 9, 2002

Your silence only incriminates you further.

Nice try but I don't play with anyone who doesn't eat an entire loaf of banana bread and take horse grade amphetamines before every queue. You don't get UMP kills on egg whites and caffeinated energy drinks.

Plum Chaser
Jul 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Zwiftef posted:

No I get it, you're an "ironic" racist and also apparently an "ironic" sexist. Obviously a real winner of a person, who wouldn't want to spend 30-40m playing a game with people like you?

I'm a sexist and a racist but at least I'm not the dude who got upset when called out on believing the UMP to be A Great Weapon. :shrug:

Zwiftef
Jun 30, 2002

SWIFT IS FAT, LOL

Babyface Mingo posted:

I'm a sexist and a racist but at least I'm not the dude who got upset when called out on believing the UMP to be A Great Weapon. :shrug:

Seriously? A 'you mad' post? Come on, you can do better than that. Make a your momma joke next.

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNFxh1UBYyQ
:patriot:

go col

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

:lol: please shut the gently caress up

We did matchmaking with grips, kcer, slime, and astro and I'm publicly calling out astro who bottom fragged the entire time and should probably uninstall the game and continue reading this thread and all of it's great advice.

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
Um excuse me I didn't bottom frag and if anyone should be cut it's grips

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
I deranked way to go astro

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
Sorry, yesterday's beta re-release broke my organner install :(

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

astr0man posted:

Um excuse me I didn't bottom frag and if anyone should be cut it's grips



:laffo: that score is amazing.

Grips change your avatar or you will be banned, thanks dude.

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
For those who aren't watching, complexity took map 1 over nip (dust2) http://www.twitch.tv/esltv_cs

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

astr0man posted:

For those who aren't watching, complexity took map 1 over nip (dust2) http://www.twitch.tv/esltv_cs

:corsair: Complexity made some good 1.6 "We're so good at videogames" videos back in the day.

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.

astr0man posted:

For those who aren't watching, complexity took map 1 over nip (dust2) http://www.twitch.tv/esltv_cs

:911:

I hope NiP gets knocked out first round.

Stumbletron
Jan 3, 2006
Anti-Stumble unit is fail!
Swag has nerves of literal steel. 1v3 retake at D2 B? Vs Nip? Ok!

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

If you don't know the bomb code by heart, you're not a real CS player.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Jeoh posted:

If you don't know the bomb code by heart, you're not a real CS player.

Damnit :mad:

IronDoge
Nov 6, 2008


:getin:

FetalDave
Jun 25, 2011

Moumantai!

Hey Cole, remember yesterday when I said shaguar was a huge, arrogant rear end in a top hat way back when?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
Second half of the third map just started. This one is gonna be close get in while you can still watch history unfold!

Eyke
Oct 15, 2013

Man with a dream to have fun.

Necc0 posted:

Second half of the third map just started. This one is gonna be close get in while you can still watch history unfold!

And I am still stuck at work, not getting my drops :(

and wont make it back till 10est

WHERE ARE MY DROPS

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
That was a white-knuckle match but NiP pulled it off. again

Stumbletron
Jan 3, 2006
Anti-Stumble unit is fail!
As it turns out NBK and cadiaN are better at casting than the people they actually hired to do it

e: typo :downs:

Stumbletron fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 14, 2014

FMPONE
Feb 14, 2013

Level Designer Dude
If you're interested in testing Crown tonight in a 5v5 setting, let me know. Open invitation to all goons.

henne
May 9, 2009

by exmarx
I'd be in. I'm bad though.

whoknew
Sep 18, 2004


oh shit
im lit



FMPONE posted:

If you're interested in testing Crown tonight in a 5v5 setting, let me know. Open invitation to all goons.

In!

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


FMPONE posted:

If you're interested in testing Crown tonight in a 5v5 setting, let me know. Open invitation to all goons.

I will attempt to steal a spot from a more deserving goon

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Zwiftef posted:

I'm sorry for calling out your racist friend on his racism. Way to show you're a better person by using mentally disabled people as a joke.

Stop being a big fat gay baby.

Maybe you should be putting your time towards something more productive like burning calories outside than playing counter-strike poorly.

ColoradoCleric fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Mar 15, 2014

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010

FMPONE posted:

If you're interested in testing Crown tonight in a 5v5 setting, let me know. Open invitation to all goons.

Am I watching a stream of this right now? (http://www.twitch.tv/playcevo)

It looks real nice.

edit: Some of the textures don't look final, like some of the larger walls and on top of the barn roof. The repetition of the texture was glaring even though I wasn't looking for it.

Thorgot fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Mar 15, 2014

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
some of us bought some alt's for MMing knives only :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDfm3x5iKno

this clutch brought to you by a team of 3 silver 1's, a silver 2, and an unranked.

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
One time I top fragged with nothing but a knife therefore you should never buy rifles or any gun at all ever hope this helps

a slime
Apr 11, 2005

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

some of us bought some alt's for MMing knives only :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDfm3x5iKno

this clutch brought to you by a team of 3 silver 1's, a silver 2, and an unranked.

These were legitimately the best games of counterstrike I've ever played

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga

astr0man posted:

One time I top fragged with nothing but a knife therefore you should never buy rifles or any gun at all ever hope this helps



srsly tho, if you're not literally pro tier there are no legitimate pick ups you need over a knife. I regularly out maneuver rifles and AWPs at range by bhopping at the silver tier, and will almost always get the kills when clearing a site because of the movement advantage.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Ricky Bad Posts posted:

some of us bought some alt's for MMing knives only :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDfm3x5iKno

this clutch brought to you by a team of 3 silver 1's, a silver 2, and an unranked.

This is amazing

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Could have a nice game of "BOTS or SILVERS?".

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
BOTS or MCVEY?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
I am so upset that I missed this

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013
I'd be up for some knifing fun in about 30 minutes.

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teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Ricky Bad Posts posted:

some of us bought some alt's for MMing knives only :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDfm3x5iKno

this clutch brought to you by a team of 3 silver 1's, a silver 2, and an unranked.

Oh my god. :allears:

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