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LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Gyshall posted:

Caw Blade standard was degenerate as gently caress. I can't even remember a deck that you could play that wasn't blue/white with Jace and a bunch of swords/birds/etc.

Not terribly interactive magic, that.

I had to table judge a top 8 Caw Blade mirror match at US Nationals one year. It took forever, and every game went through the same "phases". The Squadron Hawk phase, the Jace phase, the Celestial Colonnade phase, zzzz....

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rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Yeah at one point the diversity boiled down to Sparkblade, Deathblade, traditional UW, and a RUG control deck. I think some value bant pod decks with Elesh Norn and Jin Gitaxias popped up near the end but it was never significant.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



En Fuego posted:

Looks like 'CrackGate' has concluded with a suspension. 18 months!

Here's Helen's announcement:

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/news/20140314

Here's the updated list, which I liked better when they listed reasons:

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dci/suspended

As much as that guy is an rear end in a top hat and deserves his punishment its frustrating to see that WOTC refuses to acknowledge the fact that a significant portion of their community has hygiene problems that need to be addressed, which is the only reason this guy decided to "crack-shame" or whatever on the internet.

Greasy, smelly, fat douchebags, shotuing "THATS loving GAY" when they lose are a bigger blight on Magic tournaments than some rear end in a top hat posing with peoples rear end cracks.

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

Gyshall posted:

Caw Blade standard was degenerate as gently caress. I can't even remember a deck that you could play that wasn't blue/white with Jace and a bunch of swords/birds/etc.

Not terribly interactive magic, that.

Splinter Twin, Valakut, and Birthing Pod were all viable archetypes during Batterskull Caw-Blade standard. Funny thing was, a week or two before the bannings, a deck was coming into popularity called "Twinblade". Yes, it was Stoneforge Mystic/Splinter Twin combo/aggro/control. Needless to say, any deck from that era would absolutely crush the standard decks of today (which says good things about the changes R&D have made).

quote:

As much as that guy is an rear end in a top hat and deserves his punishment its frustrating to see that WOTC refuses to acknowledge the fact that a significant portion of their community has hygiene problems that need to be addressed, which is the only reason this guy decided to "crack-shame" or whatever on the internet.

Helene has mostly been dodging the issue on twitter, she's said that they doesn't know how to address the issue because of regional differences in acceptable dress. Which is a reasonable concern but far from insurmountable.

Lord Of Texas fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Mar 14, 2014

Nissir
Apr 23, 2007
Man with no Title
Unleashed Crakens!

OssiansFolly
Aug 3, 2012

Suffering at the factory of sadness every year.

Stinky Pit posted:

As much as that guy is an rear end in a top hat and deserves his punishment its frustrating to see that WOTC refuses to acknowledge the fact that a significant portion of their community has hygiene problems that need to be addressed, which is the only reason this guy decided to "crack-shame" or whatever on the internet.

Greasy, smelly, fat douchebags, shotuing "THATS loving GAY" when they lose are a bigger blight on Magic tournaments than some rear end in a top hat posing with peoples rear end cracks.

They could easily implement a dress code. You could keep in casual but if someone's attire (or lack there of) is distracting away from the event you could call a judge to take action.

Events should be about the games...not who has the greasiest neck beard or hairiest rear end crack.

Mulletstation
May 9, 2004

mo' mullets mo' problems
I don't think Wizards will really want to make half of their customers feel unwelcome.

That said, I only show up to FNMs in my finest trench coats and top hats.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Lord Of Texas posted:

Splinter Twin, Valakut, and Birthing Pod were all viable archetypes during Batterskull Caw-Blade standard. Funny thing was, a week or two before the bannings, a deck was coming into popularity called "Twinblade". Yes, it was Stoneforge Mystic/Splinter Twin combo/aggro/control. Needless to say, any deck from that era would absolutely crush the standard decks of today (which says good things about the changes R&D have made).

I knew I forgot about Twin but Valakut got completely erased by Cawblade decks. What's funny about how degenerate that format was is that in between crazy BBE/Blightning Jund and Mythic the meta was like, G/W Quest and Vampire aggro for a few months.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

People at my LGS do what they call 'pack wars' where they each open packs and whoever has the cheapest rare has to pay for both packs. My question is does this constitute illegal gambling? My friend who did it is super anxious/paranoid that they'll find him somehow and he's going to quit unless it turns out it's legal

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

En Fuego posted:

Looks like 'CrackGate' has concluded with a suspension. 18 months!

Here's Helen's announcement:

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/news/20140314
Can't wait to see people whining about this.

Nissir
Apr 23, 2007
Man with no Title
I showed up to a FNM in a suit and people freaked the gently caress out, thought the FBI was going to arrest the owner for kiddie porn or something.

Attorney at Funk
Jun 3, 2008

...the person who says honestly that he despairs is closer to being cured than all those who are not regarded as despairing by themselves or others.

BJPaskoff posted:

Me too, the only recent one I know on there is the guy from Massapequa, who was the store owner in this story. The lifetime bans are always interesting to wonder what they did to get a lifetime ban.

I always forget which guy on the list got his lifetime ban for assaulting a judge.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Mortimer posted:

People at my LGS do what they call 'pack wars' where they each open packs and whoever has the cheapest rare has to pay for both packs. My question is does this constitute illegal gambling? My friend who did it is super anxious/paranoid that they'll find him somehow and he's going to quit unless it turns out it's legal
Yes, tell your friend it is super-illegal and the Magic Cops are coming to take him to superjail.

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Mar 14, 2014

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.

Zoness posted:

Comparing Thoughtseize to Fact or Fiction makes about as much sense as saying that Chromanticore existing in current Standard is comparable to playing Cruel Ultimatum in 5CC Standard.

Uh, what? No it's not.

Regardless, I genuinely don't think Fact or Fiction would be particularly broken or format warping if reprinted in Standard. Nor do I think it would have as much effect on the meta as Thoughtseize does right now.

OssiansFolly
Aug 3, 2012

Suffering at the factory of sadness every year.

Mortimer posted:

People at my LGS do what they call 'pack wars' where they each open packs and whoever has the cheapest rare has to pay for both packs. My question is does this constitute illegal gambling? My friend who did it is super anxious/paranoid that they'll find him somehow and he's going to quit unless it turns out it's legal

Usually gambling involves money transactions, but its tough for anyone to answer that without knowledge of your City, County and State.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

Mortimer posted:

People at my LGS do what they call 'pack wars' where they each open packs and whoever has the cheapest rare has to pay for both packs. My question is does this constitute illegal gambling? My friend who did it is super anxious/paranoid that they'll find him somehow and he's going to quit unless it turns out it's legal

It is gambling, but it depends on the laws of your state as to whether it's illegal gambling.

Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer

qbert posted:

Uh, what? No it's not.

Regardless, I genuinely don't think Fact or Fiction would be particularly broken or format warping if reprinted in Standard. Nor do I think it would have as much effect on the meta as Thoughtseize does right now.

That as it may be, IIRC MaRo or some other R&D'er has stated in the past that they basically don't want good, cheap, instant-speed card draw. Inspiration seems to be the benchmark they place at that. Note that while Cryptic Command is an absolute house it draws one card at most.

FoF also exists at a place for intuitive play that won't let it see play. Also it was arguably much more format warping than Thoughtseize was and more game-deciding when it was resolved, but those points are probably subjective at best. Thoughtseize's mana cost lets it see more play now but I don't think magic is in a place where Fact or Fiction will ever see standard print again, and Steam Augury isn't even remotely close.

Realistically though, in this case it's less of a power level thing and more of a 'harsh skill tester' thing, because I don't think they want to have players know how to break FoF piles which was a big deal when FoF was in Standard.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Virginia:

quote:

§ 18.2-325. Definitions.

1. "Illegal gambling" means the making, placing or receipt, of any bet or wager in this Commonwealth of money or other thing of value, made in exchange for a chance to win a prize, stake or other consideration or thing of value, dependent upon the result of any game, contest or any other event the outcome of which is uncertain or a matter of chance, whether such game, contest or event, occurs or is to occur inside or outside the limits of this Commonwealth.

So....yes?

Welp I might just inherit a few thousand dollars worth of cards and all it cost was my paranoid friend quitting :smith:

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

rabidsquid posted:

I knew I forgot about Twin but Valakut got completely erased by Cawblade decks. What's funny about how degenerate that format was is that in between crazy BBE/Blightning Jund and Mythic the meta was like, G/W Quest and Vampire aggro for a few months.

Valakut was still around post-MBS to prey on the aggro decks. It wasn't tier 1 and the Caw-Blade matchup was horrible, but it still had plenty of places at PTQ's and a few at SCG's and GP's.

It's funny, at the SCG Indianapolis after Mirrodin Besieged was released (and thus Caw-Blade was fully legal), the new sensation of the format wasn't Sword of Feast and famine, but that stupid Kuldotha Red deck. I think Vampires won the tournament, of all things. Even SFM-less Caw-Go wasn't that popular. Hindsight, hooray!

Nissir
Apr 23, 2007
Man with no Title
Interesting ways to get perma-banned from DCI events...

Threatening to rape a DCI employee then blame it on "cultural differences"

http://www.gatheringmagic.com/player-receives-lifetime-ban-for-threatening-wizards-employee/

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you

Mortimer posted:

Welp I might just inherit a few thousand dollars worth of cards and all it cost was my paranoid friend quitting :smith:

What the gently caress are you on about? Is this a real post? Is your friend crazy?

I don't even. Tell him not to do pack wars?

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


Nissir posted:

Interesting ways to get perma-banned from DCI events...

Threatening to rape a DCI employee then blame it on "cultural differences"

http://www.gatheringmagic.com/player-receives-lifetime-ban-for-threatening-wizards-employee/

Yeah a bunch of really loving dumb arguments popped up when that guy got banned. It wasn't just any wizards employee either wasn't he threatening Helene Bergeot? I mean not that it matters who he threatened but I don't know that there's anyone worse he could have picked.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Lord Of Texas posted:

Helene has mostly been dodging the issue on twitter, she's said that they doesn't know how to address the issue because of regional differences in acceptable dress. Which is a reasonable concern but far from insurmountable.

They are going to have to address it and other issues very soon. Magic is booming right now but if its going to maintain its growth and relative mass appeal they are going to have to deal with some long standing issues.

The most pressing IMO is the number of WPN Partner Stores running their events and being just absolutely gross. Stories of filthy, grimy, shoddily run and unwelcoming LGS's are far more common than they should be.

Judge Tasha Jamison ran an excellent presentation at GPDC called "Creating Safe Spaces" I fully expected mostly a discourse on why letting players shout "human being" at the local LGS was unacceptable but it was actually a really good piece on how traditionally insular communities like Magic are accepting to a fault, filled with people so afraid of being the kind of bully that pushed them around in middle school, that they put up with all kinds of poo poo like atrocious hygiene in the interest of being "inclusive" and how bad that attitude is.

Magic tournaments can't be a safe place for Neckbeard McGroderson and the rest of the lost boys to hide from girls and mean people anymore. Its about time that the WOTC and TO's collectively demand that they grow the gently caress. "Shower, wear reasonable clothes, and act like an adult or don't come to Magic tournaments anymore"

Ciprian Maricon fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 14, 2014

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you
Heard the words rape, gay, and human being more at the fnm I've gone to twice in the last 2 months than I have in the entire year. It's really bad.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

En Fuego posted:

Looks like 'CrackGate' has concluded with a suspension. 18 months!

Here's Helen's announcement:

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/news/20140314

Here's the updated list, which I liked better when they listed reasons:

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dci/suspended
Seems like this might be a 6 month recurring thing. What is next showing stains off on people's shirts?

Mortimer posted:

People at my LGS do what they call 'pack wars' where they each open packs and whoever has the cheapest rare has to pay for both packs. My question is does this constitute illegal gambling? My friend who did it is super anxious/paranoid that they'll find him somehow and he's going to quit unless it turns out it's legal
Probably illegal and if the police learned of it they could get a search warrant for the store. :( This happened down in Georgia(?) a year or so ago. Having typed that, the only way you get caught is a disgruntled player much like illegal poker home games. If everyone is chill, who cares?

uggy posted:

Heard the words rape, gay, and human being more at the fnm I've gone to twice in the last 2 months than I have in the entire year. It's really bad.
Please report this.

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Korak posted:

Please report this.

The problem with telling people to report it is that they worry they'll get ostracized for tattling. And unless it's only one guy repeatedly making those comments, there isn't much the store owner can do about it.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

uggy posted:

What the gently caress are you on about? Is this a real post? Is your friend crazy?

I don't even. Tell him not to do pack wars?

Yes and yes. My friend is super OCD/paranoid and the first and one of the few friends I have since moving out here, which is what sucks. He's one of those guys that washes his hands after everything he does which makes them super scaly and gross, but other than that and being paranoid about going to jail he's a pretty cool guy. I don't want this to become E/N though so I'll leave it at that.

The pack wars themselves were pretty much store endorsed though, no idea how long they've been doing them. Think it would be smart to give them a heads up or would that mark me as "the person that reported them" if/when they ever get caught? (They also do "Thunderdome" where each player opens a box, takes the last pack, and pays for the other guys box if their rare is worth more :v:, which seems a lot worse.)

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



tzirean posted:

The problem with telling people to report it is that they worry they'll get ostracized for tattling. And unless it's only one guy repeatedly making those comments, there isn't much the store owner can do about it.

The problem as I see it is that many store owners are as bad as segments of the community. You think Magic tournaments can be home to smelly greasy nerds. Try a TG Trade Show.

The average Magic tournament has nothing on the kind of creatures I saw at ACD Games Day 2013.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
The Black Friday after RTR came out I saw no less than 4 boxes get pack wared during FNM.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
"Hurtful acts"
"frustration and dismay"

I think I tend to be more tolerant than many goons of the spread of 'hugbox language' but I'm pretty sure I've found the point at which my eyes roll straight out of my head.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


tzirean posted:

The problem with telling people to report it is that they worry they'll get ostracized for tattling. And unless it's only one guy repeatedly making those comments, there isn't much the store owner can do about it.
When I first moved to my last place, the local shop was full of people yelling human being and using 'rape' to mean 'a card did a good thing.'

I asked them to stop, using a mixture of "come on, guys, we're supposed to be adults" and "that's not what Mr. Rogers would say."

Generally, if the players are over 18, they're pretty good about minding their language, especially if you just point to a little kid two tables down and ask "do you think that's OK to say?"

It's surprisingly easy to help a particular microculture learn to adapt to new guidelines, and it was extra-nice seeing a new foul-mouthed friend show up and get dressed-down by a local I had played with, his new friend sat down and said "dude, my new deck rapes face so hard" and my friend said "bro we don't say that here." :3:

So, it can be done.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

tzirean posted:

The problem with telling people to report it is that they worry they'll get ostracized for tattling. And unless it's only one guy repeatedly making those comments, there isn't much the store owner can do about it.

Magic Tournament Rules for Regular REL posted:

Serious Problems
Certain actions will not be tolerated under any circumstances. Every effort should be made to educate players
before and during events; however, ignorance is not an acceptable defence of these actions. Any player
engaging in the following must be removed from your event and, at the Organizer's discretion, removed from
the venue entirely:
 Aggressive, violent or abusive behavior (physical or verbal).
 Intentionally and knowingly breaking or letting an opponent break game or tournament rules, or
lying. (“Bluffing” about cards opponents can't normally see is permitted).
 Determining match outcomes by incentives, coercion, or outside-the-game methods, or gambling on
any part of a tournament.
 Theft (including things like replacing a card in a draft with one from a player’s binder).
Removing players in this way is called a Disqualification, and we must always try to educate our players on
why these actions are unacceptable. Also let the player know that while your decision is final, the Judge
Program would still like to hear his or her side of the story. You can contact your local Regional Coordinator,
high level Judge, or WPN Representative to guide you through the process of a Disqualification.

5.4 Unsporting Conduct
Unsporting conduct will not be tolerated at any time. Tournament participants must behave in a polite and
respectful manner. Unsporting conduct includes, but is not limited to:
Using profanity
• Acting in a threatening manner
• Arguing with, acting belligerently toward, or harassing tournament officials, players or spectators
• Failure to follow the instructions of a tournament official

All incidents of unsporting conduct are subject to further DCI review.

If the event is sanctioned, it's the duty of the HJ (at FNM, usually the TO) to enforce this. If it's the store owner and they don't enforce the rules for Unsporting Conduct, they can get reported and lose the ability to sanction tournaments. Definitely say something.

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


To be clear, I do speak up when I hear it. But I've heard others say "why bother?" when they're told they should report it, with those reasons.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

tzirean posted:

To be clear, I do speak up when I hear it. But I've heard others say "why bother?" when they're told they should report it, with those reasons.

Are you saying something to the person saying these things, or to the TO?

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde

En Fuego posted:

Looks like 'CrackGate' has concluded with a suspension. 18 months!

Here's Helen's announcement:

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/news/20140314

Here's the updated list, which I liked better when they listed reasons:

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dci/suspended

Good.

Isn't that guy a TO/judge? Sounds like he screwed his shop over royally.

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


ScarletBrother posted:

Are you saying something to the person saying these things, or to the TO?

Both, usually. TO always, guy saying it when I know who it was.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

tzirean posted:

Both, usually. TO always, guy saying it when I know who it was.

If they're not warning->DQ'ing the offenders, then you should consider reporting them to Wizards.

Lord Of Texas
Dec 26, 2006

Stinky Pit posted:

The problem as I see it is that many store owners are as bad as segments of the community. You think Magic tournaments can be home to smelly greasy nerds. Try a TG Trade Show.

Exactly, exactly this. I would honestly say shop owners that I've met are on average worse than the playerbase in terms of scumminess.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

Lord Of Texas posted:

Exactly, exactly this. I would honestly say shop owners that I've met are on average worse than the playerbase in terms of scumminess.

If their livelihood becomes threatened because of their own scummyness, they will be incentivized to change.

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disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


ScarletBrother posted:

If they're not warning->DQ'ing the offenders, then you should consider reporting them to Wizards.

I've seen them warn the offenders, especially at one store. The problem is it doesn't do much good when nobody reports them for it again until like six weeks later.

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