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I think the only question is does the fat man die before Words are Winds is published. There's no chance that he will live to see the end of the TV- or book series.
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Hogge Wild posted:I think the only question is does the fat man die before Words are Winds is published. There's no chance that he will live to see the end of the TV- or book series. He's only 65 right now. If he somehow still takes 1-2 years to finish WOW and then around 5-7 years for ADOS he'll be 74. I think he'll live, I'm more afraid of him losing interest in the series.
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Mar 12, 2014 12:14
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Maybe someone should hit him with a van, then he can be inspired to crank something out. Whowhatwhere, you're up.
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Mar 12, 2014 13:07
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Maybe someone should hit him with a van, then he can be inspired to crank something out. I think the problem lies in him cranking something out instead of writing.
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Mar 12, 2014 13:12
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I mean, it’s hard to blame him, you know? He was writing to make a living, he got a bit over his head and now he’s 65 years old and he just wants to chill instead of writing nerd porn. Fair enough. Tbh I'd kill myself if I was forced to write 2000+ pages of anything.
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Mar 12, 2014 13:19
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Maybe someone should hit him with a van, then he can be inspired to crank something out. Afraid I'm fresh out of vans.
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Mar 12, 2014 16:15
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Been a while since I ventured here, but this review on Goodreads of GOB had me cackling:quote:There is nothing good about this book; it's amazing, but there's nothing good. I don't feel like writing a giant review for what was a porn parody of Game of Thrones; needless to say, there's some weirdly well written parts, some downright embarrassing jokes, and I finally got a use for the highlight function in my kindle, so I will always have access to some of the most gross, awful, hilariously written pieces of smut I've ever seen in my life. http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17259252-a-game-of-bones Is this one of you assholes? And that picture...I forgot about it. Its perfect.
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Mar 12, 2014 16:15
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I like to pretend the series ended at the end of ASOS when Lysa hits the ground and ever so slightly nudges the world out of it's eccentric orbit, and goes flying off into the cold, dead void of space. Forever preserved in ice.
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Mar 12, 2014 16:16
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whowhatwhere posted:Afraid I'm fresh out of vans. I could score a van pretty easy most days. Hell of a drive though. Also, bad news for all you ladies: http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/11/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/game-of-thrones-kristian-nairn-gay/index.html?hpt=hp_c4 Hodor's trunk swings only for ~*Rhaegar*~
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Mar 12, 2014 16:32
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Is the whole Long Seasons thing consistent with the Essos scenes?
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Mar 12, 2014 16:35
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Dutchfool posted:He's only 65 right now. If he somehow still takes 1-2 years to finish WOW and then around 5-7 years for ADOS he'll be 74. I think he'll live, I'm more afraid of him losing interest in the series. You're implying he already hasn't lost interest.
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whowhatwhere posted:Afraid I'm fresh out of vans. What, they don't have Budget Rent-A-Car down there?
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Mar 12, 2014 17:26
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:What, they don't have Budget Rent-A-Car down there? But then I'd lose my security deposit 
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Mar 12, 2014 17:41
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whowhatwhere posted:Afraid I'm fresh out of vans. We could start a kickstarter with the noble intend of getting equipment for subtly reminding George of his duties.
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Mar 12, 2014 18:07
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ZShakespeare posted:I like to pretend the series ended at the end of ASOS when Lysa hits the ground and ever so slightly nudges the world out of it's eccentric orbit, and goes flying off into the cold, dead void of space. Forever preserved in ice. I'm so down with this as canon.
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Mar 12, 2014 19:31
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Maybe someone should hit him with a van, then he can be inspired to crank something out. The guy who hit Stephen-kun died on King's 53rd birthday. Probably was a coincidence. Ka is a wheel and all. Anyone who strikes GRRM will probably get some kind of gypsy curse as well. You'll end up writing 10+ thousand words that would put Tolkien to shame. All published as greentext and read only by a cult of channers who alternate between masturbating to it and mocking it incessantly.
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Mar 12, 2014 21:26
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Dutchfool posted:He's only 65 right now. If he somehow still takes 1-2 years to finish WOW and then around 5-7 years for ADOS he'll be 74. I think he'll live, I'm more afraid of him losing interest in the series.
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Mar 12, 2014 21:48
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syscall girl posted:Anyone who strikes GRRM will probably get some kind of gypsy curse as well. poo poo, then let's have GRRM run over an old gypsy lady. Someone needs to bite the bullet and fellate that dude while he's driving, then he can be cursed thiiiiiinner and all of our concerns about his fatness killing him will disappear!
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Mar 12, 2014 22:39
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:poo poo, then let's have GRRM run over an old gypsy lady. Someone needs to bite the bullet and fellate that dude while he's driving, then he can be cursed thiiiiiinner and all of our concerns about his fatness killing him will disappear! In GRRM's sprawling New Mexico ski lodge he sits at a broad desk chewing torn strips of paper. The manuscript piled next to his Brother dot matrix printer is dwindling fast. His face, once full as the Taos moon, droops gaunt between his suspenders, whiskers dangling where two fine fat breasts once nestled sweatily. Parris walks into the study and says brightly, "get a lot written today?" Martin chews, swallows, and bares his ink-stained teeth in a rictus grin.
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Mar 12, 2014 23:20
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Ser Pounce casting and series ending spoilers:
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Mar 13, 2014 00:32
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That cat is too white to play Ser Pounce.
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Mar 13, 2014 00:36
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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PittTheElder posted:That cat is too white to play Ser Pounce. According to the guys at Westeros.org he's not white enough.
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Shageletic posted:Been a while since I ventured here, but this review on Goodreads of GOB had me cackling: its a whole bunch of assholes. they self organized. LIKE the fb page while you are at it. https://www.facebook.com/gameofbones
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Mar 13, 2014 05:15
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Do we know for sure that Greywater watch actually exists?
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Mar 13, 2014 19:43
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It surely existed at some point. Whether it still exists is probably a whole thing that we'll never know.
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Mar 13, 2014 19:52
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Aurain posted:It surely existed at some point. Whether it still exists is probably a whole thing that we'll never know. Actually, that World of Ice and Fire companion book he just finished might well reveal that.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:According to the guys at Westeros.org he's not white enough. 
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Joramun posted:Actually, that World of Ice and Fire companion book he just finished might well reveal that. I guess it depends entirely on whether or not it being found by someone is a plot point in the future. It won't reveal anything if it is, and if it is, we're not going to find out because we all know how this series ends.
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http://fantasy-faction.com/2014/rogues-cover-list-of-authors-new-g-r-r-martin-asoif-tale Saw this when I woke up. Awesome. Winds of Winter postponed until further notice while GRRM makes more cash grabs.
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Hunky Joe posted:http://fantasy-faction.com/2014/rogues-cover-list-of-authors-new-g-r-r-martin-asoif-tale Postponed implies it had a projected release date in the first place. You know better. E: the tv show will finish up that story anyway. I'm more angry about the lack of our next Dunk and Egg story. Old Nan Is waiting rypakal fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Mar 14, 2014 |
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rypakal posted:I'm more angry about the lack of our next Dunk and Egg story. Old Nan Is waiting
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Hodor http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/11/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/game-of-thrones-kristian-nairn-gay/index.html?hpt=en_bn3
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Who would've ever guessed a euro club DJ who didn't mind showing his dick on HBO would turn out gay
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Mar 14, 2014 18:22
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It was mostly a prosthetic, according to the man himself.
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Hunky Joe posted:http://fantasy-faction.com/2014/rogues-cover-list-of-authors-new-g-r-r-martin-asoif-tale Losing more 'n more respect for the man, daily.
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PittTheElder posted:It was mostly a prosthetic, according to the man himself. In that case it's completely hetero
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Mar 14, 2014 22:35
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Gay men do have bigger penises on average, scientific research has shown.
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Mar 14, 2014 23:03
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Can we somehow tack the Kinsey scale on to dick length? Like, the bigger the dick, the further along to "gay" you are? The straightest man of all has no penis whatsoever.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The straightest man of all has no penis whatsoever. Also known as a butch lesbian.
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