Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens - Choose Your Own Adventure

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FoxTerrier: Feb 15, 2012; Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

EAT THE HEART

:unsmigghh:

# ? Mar 14, 2014 23:59

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:53

gnarl: Jul 28, 2010; Soiled Meat

Calm down/Don't breathe/Control

# ? Mar 15, 2014 00:34

A Terrible Person: Jan 8, 2012; The Dance of Friendship; Fun Shoe

It's not a sacrifice, they're not men, and we've eaten minotaur before.

Eat the heart!

# ? Mar 15, 2014 00:45

Lanky Coconut Tree: Apr 7, 2011; An angry tree.

The angriest tree

A Terrible Person posted:

It's not a sacrifice, they're not men, and we've eaten minotaur before.

Eat the heart!

Eat the heart!

# ? Mar 15, 2014 00:51

Half-wit: Aug 31, 2005; Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.

Dedicate these kills to El (and crush the heart in hand)

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:20

Canuck-Errant: Oct 28, 2003; MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS; Grimey Drawer

Half-wit posted:

Dedicate these kills to El (and crush the heart in hand)

Only if it's like this.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:25

Walrusmaster: Sep 21, 2009

DON'T EAT THE HEART. We aren't a savage like the minotaurs.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:26

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Don't eat the heart.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:47

LLSix: Jan 20, 2010; The real power behind countless overlords

Up to date through Volmarias

Total throwing votes 14
Throw it: 7 Pladdicus, Tomn, Arkanomen, Mr Apollo, Quornes, maxhush,
Nolaterif
Throw it at a minotaur: 7 ShotgunWillie, dyzzy, RandomPauI, jazzyhattrick, HBar, Theparker, Save Target As

Total Calm down votes: 11
Calm down/Don't breathe/Control: 12 my dad, Wentley, Rhymenoceros, sotary, Cathair, HBar, Theparker, Save Target As, LLSix, JT Jag, Dammerung, Kyyp, gnarl
not Calm down/Don't breathe/Control: 1 Task Manager(hilarious Protest Vote)

Total Eat it Votes 2 = 13 - 11
Eat it: 13 Ego Trip, Tsyni, slaan, Deadmeat5150, dog kisser, Chatrapati, Lord Cyrahzax, Outrail, Esper, FoxTerrier, A Terrible Person, Lanky Coconut Tree
not eat it: 11 Cornuto, hollylolly, Pladdicus, Rahul, the_steve, paragon1, Althair, Grognan, ArbitraryTA, Walrusmaster, Volmarias

Force feed it to another minotaur: 4 Zybourne Clock, basscop, Task Manager, Schwza

Dedicate these kills to El 2 Half-wit, Canuck-Errant

STAND ATOP MINOTAUR MOUNTAIN. HOLD THE HEART HIGH, RAISE IT BEFORE THE SUN. CRUSH IT. : 2 Vavrek, HiHo ChiRho

Drop it & kill more minotaurs: 1 Aades
Drop it: 1 There Bias Two

Find Malevolence souce: 1 UppaTree
Quit the field, and flee while the entire city's population of able men are occupied with the minotaurs. Run to Mt. Har.: 1 John_A_Tallon

This was not easy to count. Especially since a number of voters did not bold their votes

The reward for most metal vote goes to Vavrek, and the award for most restrained vote goes to... wait for it... Basscop! Basscop didn't vote to eat the heart! What's up big guy, got a case of heartburn there? :rimshot:

I've got to say, the sudden upsurge in don't eat the heart votes baffles me. Eating the heart had already clearly lost. Why didn't ya'll vote for what you wanted?

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:51

Vavrek: Mar 2, 2013; I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

LLSix posted:

I've got to say, the sudden upsurge in don't eat the heart votes baffles me. Eating the heart had already clearly lost. Why didn't ya'll vote for what you wanted?

Some goons just want to watch our legend burn. :colbert:

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:53

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

nevermind, misread the count

# ? Mar 15, 2014 01:54

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

I am going to update in the morning.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 02:11

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Eat the heart, but thoughtfully. Like, contemplate that heart. Chew slowly. You've been wondering about this for years, take your time, really investigate the process. How does it feel?

Should placate the people worried about us delving too far into bloodlust. This isn't a bacchanalian frenzy, this is a measured investigation of how the world works. Hell, it's Team Science, really.

I was kind of curious about all the people talking about how we're descending into savage bloodlust, etc. Are we? I know we had a bit of a howl going earlier, but that's just part of the excitement of the moment, like getting into a concert. Are we really behaving like a mad animal here, or are we just fighting in a brutal melee really well?

The only problem I really see with eating the heart is that maybe now isn't the time, what with the battle being observed and all. If it is wrong, we're doing it at a very bad time. Maybe pocket the heart and chow down a little later, on our own time.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 02:13

Numeron: Mar 23, 2012; A whole new world in
the palm of my hand.

Eat the heart.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 02:49

Tsyni: Sep 1, 2004; I love you, boy. One pack, always.; Lipstick Apathy

LLSix posted:

I've got to say, the sudden upsurge in don't eat the heart votes baffles me. Eating the heart had already clearly lost. Why didn't ya'll vote for what you wanted?

Anything but the status quo must be crushed. Enkidel has always been at love with El. Who knew goons were such fascists.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:20

Raserys: Aug 22, 2011; IT'S YA BOY

Don't eat the heart.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:33

Crudus: Nov 14, 2006

Eat that heart

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:51

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

just going to clarify

Stand atop Mt.Cropseutar, Hold the Heart aloft and decree

"EL SEES THE WICKEDNESS IN THE HEARTS OF ALL!"

Then crush the heart in the name of El, dedicating your attack to Him

Then calm down and regroup with the Balls

If we chose to use magic I would totally say to Vayiah Or that heart to make it extra divine wrathful

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Mar 15, 2014

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:59

A RICH WHITE MAN: Jul 30, 2010; See them other chickenheads? They don't never leave the coop.

ShotgunWillie posted:

It's like voting for Ron Paul in the presidential elections. You can vote your conscience all you want, but the effect is the same. You're splitting the vote rather than finding compromise and choosing the best of bad options.

Your vote is worthless as you use it. At least if you compromise, you can add to the dialogue and try to push it in the right direction. The change might be incremental, not instant, but you might get your way in the end.

It's your right to waste your vote, in the game and in real life. You'll come off as a gimmick in both scenarios.

lmao what a dork

edit: also EAT THE HEART

A RICH WHITE MAN fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Mar 15, 2014

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:04

the_steve: Nov 9, 2005; We're always hiring!

No vote is wasted in this game. The losing votes still factor in as aspects of Enkidel's psyche and personality.

Case in point: When Ishamal wanted to sterilize us after Smattas gave us the nightmare, even though the vote for Pro-Sterilization won out, Ishamal still called us out on the myriad of negative emotions lingering on our mind.

In story terms, you can view that a few different ways; That Enkidel went along with it albeit hesitantly/ That even though he didn't want to, he knew he wasn't really being given a choice/ That although he went along with it, he has/had doubts.

Your vote may not win, maybe we'll never see Enkidel put on a pretty dress and eat a dozen babies while teaching Snarls how to use Fish Lightning, but if you vote for it, then the thought will have at least crossed Enkidel's mind, and may come up later as some sort of influence in our future decisions.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:34

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

In lieu of an update, and to reinforce the idea that all votes are counted, let us review a significant and hilarious part of "The Land Between the Rivers":

Diog posted:

And now to some indeterminate point in the short term past!

For those who did not realize, by the time of Team Narod's actions, the city has been over run completely and even the temple has been breached, with a few diehards still defending it inside. The bubble of power that the consciousnesses of Zybourne Clock and Captain Mediocre are trapped in has not yet formed, or at least, they are not in it yet, anyway.

TEAM FALLING TO THEIR DEATHS
100 HOGS AGREE
Althair
Beef-Stew
Big Bug Hug
Cantorsdust
DEAD
DrMelon
Everseen
FoxTerrier
gerg_861
Grizzwold
Harry Joe
Ixtlilton
jmcg_omg_kekeke
JT Jag
kalam
KlavoHunter
Limiting Factor
Modus Pwnens
Morand
Mr Apollo
Mr. Wednesday
Mukulu
Neraren
Numeron
Outrail
rex monday
Robot Uprising
ShotgunWillie
SoulTaco
Soylent Pudding
Sucrose
the_steve
Theglavwen
Tubgirl Cosplay
UppaTree
Vagon
zanmatto

As Team Gaterushers plummets to their deaths, the invaders continue to swarm over the broken walls of Gommorah and through the streets, the city is swarming with the 9 foot tall black skin invaders but fighting is still ongoing. A great flaming foot made of golden light is still descending. A giant golden flaming hand held several miles beyond the city still projects beams of golden light from which more in the invaders are walking out every moment.

Throughout the city men, women and children scream and run for their lives towards the temple. The weapons of the people of Gommorah do nothing, even iron, only those who have inexplicably begun to spout purple fire from their weapons or even their bodies seem to be able to slay any of the attackers.

The city is breaking, but it has not yet fully fallen. Narod's son, the men of Chuckling, Sidu, Kuret, Bluegar, some of your surviving merchants and some others fight with purple flames to buy the rest of your people who still live time to flee for the temple, but they are now in a fighting retreat and even they are pulling back. Men and women across the city are running for their lives and being cut down as they do so. Narod stands on the main street of your city, which runs from the main gate, to your temple, surrounded by a great flood of invaders on all sides, but he is holding his own and at least slowing them down to some degree.

You continue to fall to your deaths.

The following is recommended musical accompaniment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

Cantordust. You fall into one of the strange invading creatures. You crush it and die instantly upon impact. Your death allows a woman who was running for her life to escape. The creature stands up, looks very confused a moment and chases the woman.

Everseen. You fall towards Narod screaming out the name "DENZIROH!" If Narod can hear you over the sound of the roaring wind, battle, screams and sky aflame, he gives no indication. You are getting awfully close to him...

Closer...

Closer... for a first time diving through the sky without training or equipment, you are steering right quite...

Closer... almost there....

You hit Narod.

And bounce off of his back.

This does not slow him down.

Your spine is broken. You are dead.

Harry Joe. You aim for the Tortisarium. With immense speed, you meet it. Head first. You are dead. None of the tortoises are there. Nor, none of the corpses. They are gone.

Numeron. You catch a gust of wind and are thrown beyond the city. You land in the dry river bed. You are dead.

Sucrose. You crash through the roof of a building near the city walls and land upon a very deep and soft bed. You just broke the roof of Narod's house. You are in a great deal of pain and your left leg is broken, but you are alive. The invaders have already taken this part of the city, do you hide, or make a desperate run for your life?

Vagon. You fall into the midst of the street and die as you hit. You are dead.

Neraren. You aim for the canals. You hit one, outside of the city and are dazed but uninjured. There are hundreds of thousands of the invaders all around you. They see you fall. They are walking towards you. What is your next move?

Zanmatto. You crash into a destroyed building. It is on fire. This does not do you any additional injury. Your corpse will burn, eventually.

Grizzwold. You try to fall with style. You fail. A gust of wind throw you beyond the city walls, you crash into one of the invading monsters, knocking it off of it's feet, but not doing injury to it. You die on impact.

Modus Pwnens. You aim for Narod. You miss. But you do not miss the ground, which rushes up quickly to meet you, beyond the walls of the city. You are dead.

Theglavwen. You fall stylishly and do several backflips and barrel rolls, enjoying the wind through your hair as you fall. You fall with grace and beauty. You do not leave a pretty corpse as you smash into the side of the temple. You are dead.

Dr Melon. You aim for the canals. With a great splash you crash into one of the canals. You are stunned, but survive. Somehow. From what you saw while you were falling, you seem to be closer to the temple than the invaders, who are closing every second. Do you run for the temple or fight?

Mukulu. You aim for the pot. You miss. But not the side of the temple. It is a large target. You are dead.

Soultaco. You hit one of the deeper canals right outside of the temple. You are alive and uninjured, albeit dazed. What is your next move?

gerg_861. You also aim for the pot. You miss the temple and hit the top of a building, whose roof collapses as you hit. You are dead.

100 HOGS AGREE. You miss, swooshing overhead with immense speed and missing the temple entirley, falling into the square where Kuret first cursed al-Muli Ksabbi as a magi. You hit the ground with great speed. You are dea-. Wait. What the hell? No. You are in a GREAT deal of pain and have broken most of the bones in your body but you are alive. Do you cry out in pain and agony or pass out into unconsciousness?

Mr. Wednesday. You miss the pot, crash into the side of the temple and spin wildly. You hit the side of a building while spinning in a cartwheel. You are dead are the highest revolutions per minute. A noble distinction.

FoxTerrier. You fall with style and grace and manage several interesting acrobatic manuvers. But you are not able to manuver around hitting the ground. You are dead.

Soylent Pudding. The ground may not move very fast, but there is a lot of it. It is very hard to miss. You swerve left. It follows you. You swerve right. It follows you. You slam on the breaks- they have been cut! The ground rushes up to meet you. You are dead.

Kalam. You aim for the pot. You hit the side of the temple head first. You are dead.

Mr Apollo. You aim for the canals. You hit with immense speed and are stunned, but, you are alive. Your legs are broken. You are behind the line of the invaders, with them between you and the temple. What is your next move?

jmcg_omg_kekeke. You aim for the pot and hit the side of the temple, legs first. You are dead.

Althair. YOu aim for the pot and hit the side of the temple, crotch first, having become arroused by the immense wind. You are dead. This death is no more painful than anyone else, you didn't even feel it. Well not for long anyway.

rex monday. You flap your arms. And go wee wee wee all the way home. This piggy goes to the market at terminal velocity. It does not bring home any groceries. Because it is dead.

Robot Uprising
Beef-Stew
Big Bug Hug
Ixtlilton
KlavoHunter
Morand
Outrail
ShotgunWillie
Soylent Pudding
the_steve
Tubgirl Cosplay

You all aim for the pot and manage to steer your fall to some degree or are otherwise lucky and stay on target.

ShotgunWillie. You are the first to peel off. The wind moves you off target, you hit the street and are dead.

Big Bug Hug. You are the second to peel off. You are unable to continue to keep your aim. You crash into the side of the temple. You are dead.

Morand. You are thrown off by the wind. You hit the side of the temple and are dead.

Tubgirl Cosplay. You misjudge the wind and your efforts to steer, fail. As you fall to your death screaming, eyes towards the sky, water floods your vision. You are in a great deal of pain, but alive, in a canal just beyond the temple. Your back is broken and you are paralyzed.

UppaTree. You miss the pot AND the temple wall. And go through one of the windows on one of the upper levels. You hit the floor and are dead.

Sebek is screaming and pulling as hard as he can while the world burns around him. He is an old man and it is heavy. He is not strong enough. He does not hear his voice, but he hears the whistling of wind of the_steve as he falls from the sky and crashes into the floor, a few feet from Sebek. the_steve is dead.

Beef-Stew, Robot Uprising and Outrail. You manage to link arms, somehow, as you fall to your deaths. You slow your descent ever so slightly. Slow enough for two others to pass you by.

Ixtlilton. You soar towards the pot. You are close. Very, very, very close. You steer through gusts of wind. You manuever your naked form perfectly.... you smack head first into the side of the pot, much to Sebek's surprise.

Followed moments later by Klavohunter, whose skull cracks open on the side of the pot, without going in. The pot shakes, but does not tip. You are dead.

Sebek is rather surprised at this and cries out in shock.

But not as surprised as he is when he is hit a moment later by Beef-Stew, Robot Uprising and Outrail who crash into him with IMMENSE speed and die upon impact.

Sebek is on the floor, his arm has been ripped off, his back is broken and he is dying.

LimitingFactor

As you scream out "ONEGOD!" you try to pick out a house. It is directly below you. You try to change your directory to aim a few feet to the left... you suceed. The home is just near the outer wall of the city, this entire section of the city has already fallen to the invaders.

You crash through the roof as you cry out a name. "ONEGOD!"

You hear a voice booming in your ears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10

You land in a three point stand, covered in purple flames, your eyes are blasting with purple fire. A woman hides in a closet, clutching an infant to her chest and sees you through a hole in the wall. One of the invaders has just kicked the door of the home in and walks into the room. You hold out your hand and a sword of purple flame appears from nothing. You have no idea how to fight. You hear a voice whispering into your mind and you suddenly know a great deal about swordplay.

Beyond the city, a bubble of raw power begins to take form.

What is your next move, LimitingFactor?

A Past That Never Was posted:
You see a flicker of your city through the eyes of an infant clutched to a womans breast, hiding in a closet. The closet opens. A nine foot tall creature with the head of a jackal rips it open and sniffs at the woman and at the child. It sniffs twice. He grabs the infant from his mother's arm. You see yourself being placed on the floor. You see the creature crush the head of the woman with a made made of gold and glowing with light. The creature looks down at you, sniffs twice and exits the structure.

A_Bug_That_Thinks. You aim for the throne room. You are taken by a gust of wind and go wide. You are blown far beyond Gommorah, towards Cimbra. Where you land in a canal right next to Koa's temple. You are dazed, but it does not seem that anyone has seen you with the roar of chaos and the flaming sky. On your way down, you saw that Cimbra has utterly fallen. Most of the Cimbrites are now in their homes, under guard, with many, but not a majority of them being exterminated by the invaders after being sniffed several times. What is your next move?

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Sucrose
Neraren
Dr Melon
Soultaco
100 HOGS AGREE
Mr Apollo
Tubgirl Cosplay
LimitingFactor

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:57

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

FoxTerrier posted:

EAT THE HEART

DO THIS! DO THIS NOW!

Edit:

Slaan posted:

People voting against eating the heart when we have it beating and bleeding in our hands are The Worst, Most Boring, Posters.

Looks like Team Boring is going to win again.

Speleothing fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Mar 15, 2014

# ? Mar 15, 2014 05:07

Tomn: Aug 23, 2007; And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Oh, did I need to make it explicit not to eat the heart?

Pass on heart eating, but grab a tail for use in future oxtail soup.

If we really MUST eat a heart, let's wait until we get a chance to cook the thing, and perhaps season it with some spices and herbs. No need to be a barbarian about it.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 05:46

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

I mean really guys. Raw meat? Have you no sense of taste, no culture?

# ? Mar 15, 2014 05:50

Tsyni: Sep 1, 2004; I love you, boy. One pack, always.; Lipstick Apathy

paragon1 posted:

I mean really guys. Raw meat? Have you no sense of taste, no culture?

Come on...it's minotaur...tartare.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:04

DCBomB: Sep 14, 2008

Tsyni posted:

Come on...it's minotaur...tartare.

Yeah but we don't know where it's been. It might be infected with demon!

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:26

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

paragon1 posted:

I mean really guys. Raw meat? Have you no sense of taste, no culture?

I bet you cook steak until it looks like a cancerous urinal cake.

A vote not to eat the heart is a vote for cancerous urinal cakes.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:32

Tomn: Aug 23, 2007; And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

DCBomB posted:

Yeah but we don't know where it's been. It might be infected with demon!

Indeed. I'm sure a spot of purifying flame will eliminate any demon bacteria and will further render the heart tender, juicy, and delicious, however. But where oh where could we get a fire going in the middle of a battlefield?

(Paging TaskManager to the thread, paging TaskManager to the thread)

(Also I imagine that our Balls are watching us staring at this heart we just ripped from a minotaur's chest with a slightly glazed expression in our eyes, a rivulet of drool running down our chin as we ponder whether or not to chow down on delicious hearts.)

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:32

Crudus: Nov 14, 2006

I dunno, this beef heart sashimi looks pretty good to me

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:35

Big Bug Hug: Nov 19, 2002; I'm with stupid*

I'm very conflicted about this vote. As mych as I'm curious about the consequences, I don't think we shoukd eat the heart. Squish the heart.

HiHo ChiRho posted:

In lieu of an update, and to reinforce the idea that all votes are counted, let us review a significant and hilarious part of "The Land Between the Rivers":

That was genius and one of my favorite aspects of that game

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:45

Theglavwen: Jun 10, 2006; Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

DCBomB posted:

Yeah but we don't know where it's been. It might be infected with demon!

We're probably already infected with demon anyway. Stronger demon at that. Our stronger infection will just beat up the weaker infection and we'll be fine. The basis of new Zepathian medicine.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:46

Successful Businessmanga: Mar 28, 2010

Eat Dat Heart! Preferably right after squeezing the hearts blood out in a visceral refreshing shower.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 06:57

Lanky Coconut Tree: Apr 7, 2011; An angry tree.

The angriest tree

paragon1 posted:

I mean really guys. Raw meat? Have you no sense of taste, no culture?

I only eat meat cooked to well done, with enormous amounts of ketchup and mustard piled on top. Y'know, the way Labaras was taught by the Melachim. :smug:

# ? Mar 15, 2014 07:02

DCBomB: Sep 14, 2008

# ? Mar 15, 2014 07:15

Sogol: Apr 11, 2013; Galileo's Finger

no on heart eating. Make sure our Balls have a happy ending.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 07:36

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Lanky Coconut Tree posted:

I only eat meat cooked to well done, with enormous amounts of ketchup and mustard piled on top. Y'know, the way Labaras was taught by the Melachim.

Outrail posted:

I bet you cook steak until it looks like a cancerous urinal cake.

A vote not to eat the heart is a vote for cancerous urinal cakes.

Ahaha you shitlords are gonna die of demon salmonella.

Also lol people who think they're superior based on how much they don't cook their meat are the most ridiculous of people. Like, clowns look at you and go, "Cut out that ridiculous bullshit, it makes you look like a drat fool." Kings' Jesters think you lack the appropriate gravity for most situations. The attractions at freak-shows see you and think, "Well at least I get more dignity and respect than that guy."

paragon1 fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Mar 15, 2014

# ? Mar 15, 2014 07:48

Rahul: Dec 10, 2004

Obviously we need to Vayahi Or the Heart, and then eat it.

(This is not an official vote)

# ? Mar 15, 2014 08:31

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

HiHo ChiRho posted:

In lieu of an update, and to reinforce the idea that all votes are counted, let us review a significant and hilarious part of "The Land Between the Rivers":

Funny thing is that my fate was never actually confirmed in that post, so I went on to assume that I somehow survived the fall and conquered a city in the name of the Onegod afterwards.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 08:35

Vavrek: Mar 2, 2013; I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

Rahul posted:

Obviously we need to Vayahi Or the Heart, and then eat it.

(This is not an official vote)

I believe that is presently Plan Tomn, whether or not Tomn is voting it.

I approve of Plan Tomn. It is sufficiently :black101:

. (Not changing my vote.)

# ? Mar 15, 2014 08:50

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:53

paragon1: Nov 22, 2010; FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Rahul posted:

Obviously we need to Vayahi Or the Heart, and then eat it.

(This is not an official vote)

An acceptable compromise (not really). We should definitely do this when we're older and can abuse our power without getting killed. We can be like the villain from Temple of Doom.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 08:50

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