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Fallom posted:If you had the capability to locate the plane would you reveal it
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Fallom posted:If you had the capability to locate the plane would you reveal it so its like the episode of west wing where the astronauts on the ISS are in trouble and only the military space shuttle can save them. poor toby am i right Whirlwind Jones posted:No but it's not like you couldn't just be like "oh hey maybe we should look over here. Oh hey look there it is! Lucky guess" and it's not like anyone could glean anything from that.
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Mar 15, 2014 03:52
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i know this isn't old timey gbs where we focus a lot on feelings but it must suck being family and friends of the passengers where the realistic options are 'they crashedi nto the ocean and died' or 'they suffocated at high altitue' or 'they were shot in the head after their big jet palne got stoled' (ok that's probably not v realistic) because there's no way your imagination isn't bouncing around among those possibilities and 'they got taken by nice terrorists/aliens and are chillin in shangri-la and will be back shortly with the *best* stories  'and that lack of certainty must be hell
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Mar 15, 2014 03:52
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Whoah I already got spam email from Barrister John Gandy of Senegal informing me my family perished on flight 370 and they have left me the sum of $27 million dollars that I can cash via a VISA card distributed by the Bank of Burundi. Sweet.. dinner is on me guys!!
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Mar 15, 2014 03:53
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like seriously i'm on that Tomnod website where they've crowdsourced the search for the plane. you can't tell me there's not some government (or private) agency out there that automates all this stuff already.
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Mar 15, 2014 03:55
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THIS IS ALL VERY SIMPLE IT ENDED UP ON AN ISLAND. One of two things happened. Pick one: They are now a tribe's set of gods, or the passengers' kids will be found in a tribe-like society 50 years from now. Hell, we only realised a few years ago that Australia actually did not have an island which it told the world "really did exist, honest, guys" for hundreds of years. They gassed the passengers, took them to a remote island, and now China is televising it for fun. I know the original is Japan, not China, but who had the most citizens on this flight?
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Mar 15, 2014 03:57
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I predict that this plane has crashed and we will find out why/how after a couple years of investigation with most the time spent locating the black box.
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Mar 15, 2014 04:05
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Whirlwind Jones posted:No but it's not like you couldn't just be like "oh hey maybe we should look over here. Oh hey look there it is! Lucky guess" and it's not like anyone could glean anything from that. You could however organize a fake expanded search where one of your ships just happens to be in the right spot. Or tell one of your stooge allies to do it.
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Mar 15, 2014 04:07
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FADEtoBLACK posted:You could however organize a fake expanded search where one of your ships just happens to be in the right spot. Or tell one of your stooge allies to do it. Hey man it's only been a few days, let's let our foreign competitors demonstrate their weakness
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Mar 15, 2014 04:11
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I tried the tomnod website but all I found were some whales  I also found tons of clouds that looked like whales.
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Mar 15, 2014 04:19
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Fortuitous Bumble posted:I tried the tomnod website but all I found were some whales
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Mar 15, 2014 04:26
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Rakosi posted:I predict that this plane has crashed and we will find out why/how after a couple years of investigation with most the time spent locating the black box. I predict that Uighurs will be blamed in the meantime.
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Mar 15, 2014 04:42
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JSARSOM posted:Has anyone thought to question the whales? Leave Japan out of this plz
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Mar 15, 2014 04:49
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Fallom posted:Hey man it's only been a few days, let's let our foreign competitors demonstrate their weakness Don't mention the war. I did just now but I think I got away with it.
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Mar 15, 2014 04:57
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If a Chinese fishing trawler doesn't "miraculously" bring up some dude's face and half an engine within the next 5 days then that's all the confirmation the CIA needs that the Chinkos can't task their satellites properly and run automated image processing to pick out debris at a 1 ft visible light resolution because they had that poo poo pinpointed ages ago
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Mar 15, 2014 05:04
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Fallom posted:If a Chinese fishing trawler doesn't "miraculously" bring up some dude's face and half an engine within the next 5 days then that's all the confirmation the CIA needs that the Chinkos can't task their satellites properly and run automated image processing to pick out debris at a 1 ft visible light resolution because they had that poo poo pinpointed ages ago But what if China is waiting for the same reason? Maybe everyone is purposefully not looking for fear that everyone else isn't purposefully looking! It was NK, Kim needs a new set of players for his human chess board.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:16
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Definitely hijacked Malaysia is now saying.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:21
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AP posted:KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia A Malaysian government official says investigators have concluded that one of the pilots or someone else with flying experience hijacked the missing Malaysia Airlines jet. "Conclusive" is a mighty strong word when you have no idea when you admit you have no idea where the plane is.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:22
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My suspicion that the Malaysians are saying what they've been told to say just got stronger.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:27
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I think some goons are vastly overestimating the competence of governments with all this double-bluff conspiracy talk. anyway, i thought you needed a passcode to get into the cockpit nowadays? unless someone dived in when the capt needed to take a poo poo.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:30
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THe FBI just released a sketch of the suspected hijacker: Kinda dapper looking fellow tbh.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:37
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Fortuitous Bumble posted:I tried the tomnod website but all I found were some whales Ummm guys I think I know what happened. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g
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Mar 15, 2014 05:37
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They would have known all along, if it was suspected mechanical failure, flights would've been grounded I'd suspect.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:38
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What if there was a crystal of solid LSD in the thing that spits out the boarding passes, so that every single person on the plane started tripping balls a half hour into the flight? And if not, that would be a good plot for something.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:45
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Huh. Whoever called Diego Garcia gets a sticker. If it didn't crash, America would be the only nation that could MAYBE, BARELY pull off some ~~Black Ops~~ poo poo like this.
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Mar 15, 2014 05:46
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Russell William Thorpe posted:What if there was a crystal of solid LSD in the thing that spits out the boarding passes, so that every single person on the plane started tripping balls a half hour into the flight?
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Mar 15, 2014 05:49
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Australian media is reporting that the Malaysian PM will be holding a press conference in about 35 minutes. Take this report with a grain of salt because *Australian media*, but the a lot of attention now seems focused on one pilot in particular. This could just be the media trying to keep the story alive over the weekend and may not reflect the official investigations at all. https://www.theage.com.au/world/plane-was-piloted-offcourse-in-last-hours-us-20140315-34tdz.html Lolie fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 15, 2014 |
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Mar 15, 2014 05:56
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If only it was coming from the always truthful and not corrupt glorious american media right?
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Mar 15, 2014 06:03
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I hope the plane didn't flip-flop as much as the Malaysian government has or else there's going to be some dizzy passengers!
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Mar 15, 2014 06:06
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Savings Coupon posted:Huh. Whoever called Diego Garcia gets a sticker. If it didn't crash, America would be the only nation that could MAYBE, BARELY pull off some ~~Black Ops~~ poo poo like this. hahah what? america is the only country in the world that can vanish a flight out of the sky? no. and not no because another country can; no because no country can, you tom clancy goon.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:07
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Overwined posted:I hope the plane didn't flip-flop as much as the Malaysian government has or else there's going to be some dizzy passengers! Rakosi posted:hahah what? america is the only country in the world that can vanish a flight out of the sky? no. and not no because another country can; no because no country can, you tom clancy goon.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:09
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theperminator posted:If only it was coming from the always truthful and not corrupt glorious american media right? It's got little to do with truthfulness or corruption. It's Saturday afternoon here so we're on the weekend news cycle, which focuses largely on sport and lifestyle stuff. Whatever's reported is going to be coming directly off the news services - none of the "serious" journalists are going to be giving up their weekend to pump their "inside sources". Sky News is going live to the presser in a few minutes. Sky's going to a lot of trouble to say that the hijacking reports are "unconfirmed" and "according to Associated Press". Lolie fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Mar 15, 2014 |
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Mar 15, 2014 06:11
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Rakosi posted:hahah what? america is the only country in the world that can vanish a flight out of the sky? no. and not no because another country can; no because no country can, you tom clancy goon. Hey I'm just saying if anyone could it would probably be the CIA or whoever, not saying I believe it happened.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:14
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Just a cool, only semi-relevant click
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Mar 15, 2014 06:14
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press conference about to start stream
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Mar 15, 2014 06:37
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ENSENDA CURES MAIL posted:press conference about to start stream Oddly it seems CNN International isn't carrying this live.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:38
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My new theory is that all the passengers and crew have been sold into slavery. 
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Mar 15, 2014 06:40
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:My new theory is that all the passengers and crew have been sold into slavery.
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Mar 15, 2014 06:40
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Malaysia can't even start a press conference on time.
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Oh gently caress now the Prime Minister's missing.
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