Bellator Season 10: The Colossus of Road Shows

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Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

Already way more excitement in this fight than the entirety of the last one

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:43

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 09:41

Stimulus: Mar 25, 2005

Curran's eye looking like the Terminator

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:43

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

I got it 19-19 after r2

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:46

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Straus did what I always hoped to see. Throw a shot while the guy is slowly turn back to face him and connecting as soon as he does.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:47

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Curran is way more active off his back than I remember from the last fight.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:52

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

29-28 Strauss atm

I have a feeling this is gonna get gassy as gently caress now

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:53

Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

29-28 Straus but third was very close

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:53

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Dynamic Fastener is the real winner tonight

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:54

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Straus got this again I think.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 03:59

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

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# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:00

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

holy poo poo!

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:05

Another year: Oct 13, 2011; the mermaid
see
a movie?

That fight was really cool

Cool to see Curran really turn it on at the end there

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:05

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Strauss gave up his neck so strangely

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:05

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

gently caress wow! That was fantastic. Bring on fourth fight lol.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:05

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Somebody post the T2 thumbs up gif please

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:05

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Awesome fight

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:05

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

MMA is cool as hell.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:06

El Roncho: Oct 15, 2006; I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Great comeback. Straus just couldn't thumbs up his way out of that choke.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:06

Fentry: Mar 7, 2003

Great fight, glad Curran pulled it out at the end because there's no way the judges scores on that fight would have made any sense

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:06

Khorre: Jan 28, 2009

Every time they fight, a title changes hands. Wow!

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:07

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Straus seemed really happy to lose!?

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:07

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

So do we see Curran-Straus 4 or does Straus say gently caress it when Bellator tries to make him fight another tournament to get another shot.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:09

-Atom-: Sep 13, 2003; Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

MacDougall posted:

Straus seemed really happy to lose!?

They were being very respectful to each other throughout the fight.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:09

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

I have no idea what Straus was trying to do once Curran took his back. He just crawled on all fours to the cage for no discernible reason.

So Curran fights Patricio next, what about Khasbulaev?

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:11

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Tyree posted:

I have no idea what Straus was trying to do once Curran took his back. He just crawled on all fours to the cage for no discernible reason.

So Curran fights Patricio next, what about Khasbulaev?

Last I heard, Frodo was having visa issues

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:12

MacDougall: Apr 21, 2008; Definitely Australian

Tyree posted:

I have no idea what Straus was trying to do once Curran took his back. He just crawled on all fours to the cage for no discernible reason.

So Curran fights Patricio next, what about Khasbulaev?

Was about to ask the same thing. Frodo won tournament 8 and Pitbull won 9. Frodo getting screwed.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 04:17

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Fentry posted:

Great fight, glad Curran pulled it out at the end because there's no way the judges scores on that fight would have made any sense

You were right! Meltzer posted the scorecards:

quote:

Pat Curran regained the Bellator featherweight title via choke over Daniel Straus with :14 left in the fifth round on tonight's show from Hammond, IN.

Going into the fifth round, the scores were even. It appeared from watching that Straus had won three of the first four rounds, but a couple of rounds were close. The scores were actually 39-37 Straus, 39-37 Curran and 38-38 even going into the fifth round. Given that Curran was clearly winning the fifth, even if he hadn't finished Straus he would have captured the title via decision. While watching it, it came acorss that Straus would have won the decision unless Curran got a fifth round finish.

I thought Curran had lost 3 rounds at that point but expected him to win a decision.

# ? Mar 15, 2014 09:27

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

For someone who shadowboxes for the camera as terribly as Straus does, I was happy to see his striking get more serviceable.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 05:03

Max Awfuls: Sep 10, 2011

LobsterMobster posted:

Last I heard, Frodo was having visa issues

One does not simply walk into Bellator.

# ? Mar 16, 2014 21:17

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@ChristyMack 1m
Jon peed the bed again last night... again.

War Machine strikes again

# ? Mar 18, 2014 23:41

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

why is she still with him

i find it hard to believe that STD-ridden porn dudes who also have gay sex for pay are worse life partners than war machine

# ? Mar 18, 2014 23:57

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

1st AD posted:

why is she still with him

i find it hard to believe that STD-ridden porn dudes who also have gay sex for pay are worse life partners than war machine

Is it safe to assume war machine doesn't have sex with men for money?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 00:02

DekeThornton: Sep 2, 2011; Be friends!

Marching Powder posted:

Is it safe to assume war machine doesn't have sex with men for money?

Well, I don't think getting hosed by Bjorn Rebney actually pays anything.

# ? Mar 19, 2014 00:09

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

Is it safe to assume war machine doesn't have sex with men for money?

he does it out of the goodness of his heart

# ? Mar 19, 2014 00:11

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

http://www.sherdog.com/videos/videointerview/King-Mo-I-am-a-Better-Boxer-than-Rampage-Jackson-5753

:allears:

oh man it's gonna own when Rampage knocks out Mo with the laziest winging hooks ever after he tries to shoulder roll his way out of exchanges

# ? Mar 19, 2014 09:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

It's not yet time for my weekly 'breakdown', but drat if I'm not super excited for CAVEMAN this Friday. :woop:

# ? Mar 19, 2014 13:27

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

1st AD posted:

why is she still with him

i find it hard to believe that STD-ridden porn dudes who also have gay sex for pay are worse life partners than war machine

Because he is WISE

WM's twitter posted:

Any other guys out there rather do the dishes than take out the garbage? I hate taking out the trash, that and vacuuming...

and

WM's twitter posted:

I wonder what percentage of Jews who survived the Holocaust still believed in God afterwards?

# ? Mar 19, 2014 15:33

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

Former title contender Doug Marshall has been pulled from Bellator MMA�s Season 10 middleweight tournament.

Marshall was slated to meet Dan Cramer in a semifinal matchup as part of the main card of Bellator 115, which takes place April 5 at the Reno Event Center in Reno, Nev.

After earning a title shot by winning the company�s eighth-season tourney at 185 pounds, Marshall was suspended in December by the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission when he tested positive for a banned substance in his losing bid against champion Alexander Shlemenko. According to a Wednesday release from Bellator, Marshall was removed from his bout with Cramer �after having his suspension from the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission extended by the Nevada State Athletic Commission.�

Man, War Machine gone, the guy with the Iron Cross tattoo gone, Bellator might run out of lovely people to put in tournaments

# ? Mar 19, 2014 23:06

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

marshall was attempting a reverse rocky 4 to defeat the red menace, except instead of a team of sciemtists he had overweight dudes in a garage split between finding clean needles and searching for the correct racial slur to call a russian

# ? Mar 20, 2014 08:09

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 09:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bellator 113 - Friday, March 21, 2014

Prelims: Spike.com, Bellator.com, Duncan's quoted post in the OP - 7:00 PM ET

Lightweight - Eric "Little Lee" Wisely vs Donnie "Da Bomber" Bell
Featherweight - Cody Carrillo vs Israel "El Rojo" Giron
Supperweight - Maurice "Gorilla" Jackson vs Daniel "Big Kansas" Gallemore
Middleweight - Brian "The Professional Predator" Rogers vs Gary "Freak Train" Tapusoa
Taurean "Tory" Bogguess vs L.C. Davis
Lightweight - "Superduper" Bobby Cooper vs Marcio Navarro

Main Card: SpikeTV, random internet streams - 9:00 PM ET

Lightweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Derek Anderson vs Brandon Girtz
Lightweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Derek "The Stallion" Campos vs Tim "Cheapshot" Welch
Lightweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Rodrigo Cavalheiro vs Marcin "Pole Harris" Held
Lightweight Tournament Quarter-Final - Patricky "Pitbull" Freire vs David "Caveman" Rickels
Light Heavyweight Title - Attila "Pumukli" Vegh vs Emanuel "Hardcorekid" Newton

Why you should watch this card:
- CAVEMAN :woop:

- pole harris is kinda cool, for a 12-year old that only tries leglocks, i guess
- Newton is gonna skank his way to a unified title
- but seriously, CAVEMAN vs Pitbull is probably gonna be really awesome

# ? Mar 20, 2014 13:41

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