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End of 2018-19 Season Update Playoff Results ANA def PHX in 5 LAK def SJS in 6 MIN def DAL in 5 COL def NSH in 7 BUF def OTT in 7 TBL def TOR in 5 PHI def CAR in 4 NYI def CBJ in 7 LAK def ANA in 6 MIN def COL in 7 TBL def BUF in 4 NYI def PHI in 6 MIN def LAK in 6 NYI def TBL in 5 MIN def NYI in 7 Notable Stats None http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Minnesota Wild Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Phoenix Coyotes Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Minnesota Wild Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) New York Islanders Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Nikita Kucherov -- Tampa Bay Lightning Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Nikita Kucherov -- Tampa Bay Lightning James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Aurora Steidl -- Dallas Stars Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Nikita Kucherov -- Tampa Bay Lightning Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Quincey Pepperdick -- Tampa Bay Lightning Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Pierre-Paul Poutine -- Minnesota Wild Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Pekka Rinne -- Nashville Predators William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Pekka Rinne -- Nashville Predators Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Logan Matheson -- Detroit Red Wings Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Jonathan Toews -- Chicago Blackhawks Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Nikita Kucherov -- Tampa Bay Lightning Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Alex Guibeau -- Dallas Stars Upcoming Restricted Free Agents ANA -- F. Cow BUF -- S. McStabson CGY -- G. Stahl CGY -- F. Vando CAR -- S. Athanatos COL -- He Hate Me FLA -- A. Kilza FLA -- A. Luzhin MIN -- Hockles MTL -- R. Fantastic NSH -- D. Bergkamp NJD -- J. O'Rourke NJD -- T. Vittunen PHX -- M. White PIT -- B. McLargeHuge TBL -- Q. Pepperdick TBL -- H. Satonaka TOR -- M. van der Veen WSH -- A. Jones WPG -- T. Palin Comments The Wild win the Cup! Steidl wins the Norris! Nobody on the Wild had an outstanding offensive output and Hiller wasn't that great, Poutine's defensive effort won him the Conn Smythe Pepperdick squeaks out the Calder Possibly more offer sheets? Or even some barn fights this year?
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@Hockles10 2s @PPPoutine @Roboy17 We did it boys! Fukn A Right! Poute you were best in the finals #connsmytheD #CupInCLE #11111111
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Wow, a Norris already  e: what happened to Potatoes 
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The one time I want Vancouver to not be hilariously awful... 
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@PPPoutine FUCKIN RIGHTS BOYS @Hockles10 @Roboy17 aaaaaaaaaaa (Kane, Suter, Parise, and us 3 goons were the core of the winning team?)
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Aurora posted:e: what happened to Potatoes Either he got hurt and healed between updates, or he became a healthy scratch again.
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Verviticus posted:wait, the wild were dead last at like 30 points a year ago, what happened Decent goaltending from Hiller was all they needed I guess. That year of the crazy trade deadline, the two MIN goalies both had above a 3.00 GAA.
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2019 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Henrik Sedin Marian Gaborik Patrick Sharp Jason Pominville Tomas Plekanec Michael Ryder R.J. Umberger Rene Bourque Dustin Penner Ryane Clowe Ryan Whitney Kevin Bieksa Brooks Orpik Henrik Lundqvist Jonas Hiller Mike Smith Craig Anderson Transaction News ANA -- re-signed F. Cow to a $1.3mil/1yr contract BUF -- re-signed S. McStabson to a $8.5mil/2yr contract CGY -- re-signed G. Stahl to a $33.8mil/3yr contract CGY -- re-signed F. Vando to a $2.8mil/1yr contract CAR -- re-signed S. Athanatos to a $1.4mil/1yr contract COL -- re-signed He Hate Me to a $32.1mil/3yr contract FLA -- re-signed A. Kilza to a $33.3mil/3yr contract FLA -- re-signed A. Luzhin to a $32.1mil/3yr contract MIN -- re-signed Hockles to a $30.9mil/3yr contract MTL -- re-signed R. Fantastic to a $31.4mil/3yr contract NSH -- re-signed D. Bergkamp to a $19.8mil/3yr contract NJD -- re-signed J. O'Rourke to a $2.2mil/1yr contract NJD -- re-signed T. Vittunen to a $2.3mil/1yr contract PHX -- re-signed M. White to a $26.1mil/3yr contract PIT -- re-signed B. McLargeHuge to a $1.4mil/1yr contract TBL -- re-signed Q. Pepperdick to a $1.5mil/1yr contract TBL -- re-signed H. Satonaka to a $11.2mil/2yr contract TOR -- re-signed M. van der Veen to a $1.5mil/1yr contract WSH -- re-signed A. Jones to a $24.1mil/3yr contract WPG -- re-signed T. Palin to a $19.7mil/3yr contract 7/26/19 -- PIT gets: Humungous Wang (82 OVR) and a prospect 7/26/19 -- FLA gets: Tyler Kennedy (81 OVR) & 2020 1st Round Draft Pick 9/1/19 -- PHX gets: Emil Rutkowski (84 OVR) 9/1/19 -- PHI gets: Mikkel Boedker (84 OVR) & 2020 1st Round Draft Pick 2019-20 Opening Night Info ANA -- F. Cow (85 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender BOS -- B. Skill (87 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing BOS -- D. Paynuss (86 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender BUF -- S. McStabson (85 OVR) -- 3rd Line Left Wing BUF -- P. Borkiwicz (85 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing CGY -- F. Vando (85 OVR) -- Starting Center CGY -- G. Stahl (91 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (85 OVR) -- Backup Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (83 OVR) -- 3rd D-Pairing COL -- I. Chiggers (86 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing COL -- He Hate Me (90 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing CBJ -- E. Windros (85 OVR) -- 3rd Line Right Wing CBJ -- B. Urlacher (84 OVR) -- 3rd D-Pairing DAL -- A. Guibeau (87 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing DAL -- Potatoes (83 OVR) -- Healthy Scratch DAL -- A. Steidl (90 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain EDM -- Spamtron (86 OVR) -- 2nd D-Pairing FLA -- A. Kilza (89 OVR) -- Starting Center FLA -- A. Luzhin (88 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing FLA -- T. Guyclint (84 OVR) -- 3rd D-Pairing LAK -- A. Banks (86 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (85 OVR) -- Backup Goaltender MIN -- Hockles (90 OVR) -- Starting Center MIN -- H. Roboy (87 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center MIN -- P.P. Poutine (86 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing MTL -- R. Fantastic (90 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain NSH -- D. Bergkamp (86 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- C. Conway (87 OVR) -- Starting Center NJD -- J. O'Rourke (85 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing NJD -- T. Vittunen (85 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PHX -- E. Rutkowski (85 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing PHX -- M. White (85 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing PHX -- C. Ripken Jr (88 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender PIT -- H. Wang (82 OVR) -- 3rd Line Center PIT -- B. Borkason (86 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (85 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (87 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing STL -- S. Smashnikov (85 OVR) -- 3rd D-Pairing TBL -- H. Satonaka (86 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center TBL -- Q. Pepperdick (84 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender TOR -- B. Buckaroo (86 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center TOR -- sba (85 OVR) -- 3rd Line Center TOR -- M. van der Veen (86 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (84 OVR) -- 3rd Line Center VAN -- C. Buttworth (85 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center WSH -- A. Jones (85 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing WSH -- R. Dangler (86 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing WSH -- B. Lundgren (88 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing WPG -- L. Lazaruk (87 OVR) -- 2nd D-Pairing WPG -- T. Palin (87 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender Comments A lot of  going on this off-seasonNSH let Rinne walk, he signed with PHI PIT signed Varly, so he may split time with McLargeHuge Rutkowski's boyhood dream has come true... Wang is now a Penguin Everyone is still slowly progressing, and everyone is in the NHL Fantastic gets an A
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@BigWang66 seeya later sunrise! Gonna get my head into pittsburgh #watchoutcrosby
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Well, its no Fantastic-Wang pairing, but McLargeHuge and Wang being on the same team is equally amusing. 
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More than doubled my previous salary, that's pretty sweet. Thanks Florida!Hockles posted:2019-20 Opening Night Info 
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Second loving year in a row Buffalo is swept by Tampa in the playoffs.
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At least they made the playoffs, unlike some teams I could mention
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Hockles posted:Don't get your hopes up. There is another goalie there with 86 OVR too. 
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Kilza posted:More than doubled my previous salary, that's pretty sweet. Thanks Florida! I need that fist bump emoticon See yah later, JawKnee! SUCKAS GET PAID IN FLA 10 million for a 59 point season.
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@Borka80 2s @McLargeH I hear the new guy is a big dick
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gently caress yes. From my most hated team to my favorite team. Bödker going out also means that it's probably a second line position for me. It's also very Maloney/Tippett-y. Dump a sniper, get a two-way forward.
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@SneezyPeens 2 mins ago. Whooo! Calder at last! I'm sure every goalie winning the Calder has been awesome right after!! @SneezyPeens 2 secs ago Why does everyone keep mentioning Ace Ventura? #themaskwasjustokay
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Pleads posted:Second loving year in a row Buffalo is swept by Tampa in the playoffs. Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10 @PWiczy97 it seems sabres can no longer finnish >:) Teemu Vittunen @Vittuman10 @PWiczy97 @stabbymcstab also please bring garbage plate & wings when you come here. thanks bros
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Hockles posted:All-Star Break 2019 Update Took the loving team from 10th to 6th in the East and earned the hearts of everyone. Progress.
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But I dont want to be a backup!
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Rutkowski posted:gently caress yes. welcome to the dark side
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December 2019 Update Notable Stats Fantastic is 2nd in Points; He Hate Me is 4th; Conway, Skill, Vando, & Vittunen are tied for 6th He Hate Me leads the league in Goals; Fantastic is 2nd; Borkason and Skill are tied for 6th Conway is 5th in Assists Poutine is 7th in Points among defensemen Fantastic is 2nd in +/- Urlacher leads the the league in PIM; O'Rourke is 4th; Borkason is 6th Ripken Jr is 2nd in GAA and 3rd in SV% Ripken Jr leads the league in Wins; McLargeHuge is 4th; van der Veen is 7th Transaction News None Injury Report BOS -- B. Skill is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown. NJD -- J. O'Rourke is out with a Broken Nose. Expected return is 12/15/19 TOR -- sba is out with Post Concussion Syndrome. Expected return is 1/26/20 VAN -- F. Bar is out with a Sore Foot. Expected return is 12/6/19 WSH -- B. Lundgren is out with a Sore Foot. Expected return is 12/9/19 Comments Some new faces at the top of the leaderboards http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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In Pleads' record breaking season in last year's BAP, he averaged over 5 PIM per game. I think stuff changed for game misconducts in NHL 14, so I don't think that record will ever be broken. 300 PIM is a solid goal.
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I like that Winnipeg is letting Lazaruk develop over time into the premiere defensive defenceman of the league he was born to be
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Kilza. I'm supposed to be the enigmatic Russian that stops producing after getting paid
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@AGuibeau Woo! Stanley Cup and the Rocket Richard! 
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All-Star Break 2020 Update All-Stars West -- A. Guibeau (Starting Left Wing) West -- He Hate Me (Starting Right Wing) West -- Hockles (3rd Line Center) West -- F. Vando (4th Line Right Wing) West -- C. Ripken Jr (Backup Goaltender) East -- R. Fantastic (2nd Line Center) East -- H. Satonaka (4th Line Right Wing) Notable Stats He Hate Me is 4th in Points; Skill and Fantastic are tied for 7th Fantastic is 2nd in Goals; He Hate Me is 3rd; Guibeau s 7th Skill is 6th in Assists Urlacher leads the the league in PIM; Borkason is 3rd; Borkiwicz is 4th; McStabson is 6th; O'Rourke is 7th; Windros is 9th Ripken Jr leads the league in GAA, SV%, and Wins Palin is 5th in GAA, 6th in SV% Cow is 4th in Wins Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- P. Borkiwicz is out with an MCL Sprain. Expected return is 4/2/20 Comments Satonaka is outscoring Stamkos, and makes the All-Star Game because of it Overall, the scoring fell off this update  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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2020 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 West 2 0 1 - 3 East 1 3 2 - 6 West East 3 Goals 6 40 Total Shots 32 19 Hits 18 20:21 Time On Attack 18:40 49 Faceoffs 44 4 PIM 13 0/6 Powerplays 0/1 1st Period 2:21 -- (West) D. Rundblad (R. Nugent-Hopkins, A Ekblad) 8:03 -- (East) H. Satonaka (J. Huberdeau, C. Ward) 18:08 - (West) J. Honka (He Hate Me, J. Toews) 2nd Period 6:21 -- (East) A. Ovechkin (A. Meszaros, C. Giroux) 16:41 - (East) T. Vanek (H. Satonaka, J. Huberdeau) 18:30 - (East) E. Malkin (A. Ovechkin, A Larsson) 3rd Period 1:17 -- (West) Hockles (T. Seguin) 8:48 -- (East) A. Ovechkin (E. Malkin, R. Smith) 19:33 - (East) R. Smith (J. Gardiner, D. Hamilton) Penalty Summary 1st Period 3:38 -- (West) C. Stewart -- Slashing (Minor) 8:31 -- (East) A. Ovechkin -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 2:46 -- (East) E. Malkin -- Elbowing (Major) 2:59 -- (West) N. Leddy -- Holding the Stick (Minor) 4:20 -- (East) A. Ovechkin -- Hooking (Minor) 3rd Period 4:19 -- (East) J. Gardiner -- Interference (Minor) 5:32 -- (East) A. Meszaros -- Hooking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Alexander Ovechkin (2 goals, 1 assist, +4) 2) (East) Evgeni Malkin (1 goal, 1 assist, +3) 3) (East) Halu Satonaka (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)  
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@halusato9 すげー！今俺はホッケーのイチロだよねー！ Awesome! I'm the Ichiro of hockey now! e: 13 points and I'm outscoring Stamkos?! 
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Rene Bork posted:e: 13 points and I'm outscoring Stamkos?! Forgot to upload the stats... its fixed now
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Hockles posted:Forgot to upload the stats... its fixed now Ohhh, well that's less funny but more sensible.
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Trade Deadline 2020 Update Notable Stats He Hate Me is 2nd in Points; Luzhin and Vando are tied for 7th He Hate Me is 2nd in Goals; Fantastic is 4th McStabson is 8th in +/- Urlacher leads the the league in PIM; McStabson is 3rd; Borkason is 4th; O'Rourke is 7th; Ripken Jr leads the league in GAA and SV%, and is 3rd in Wins Palin is 4th in GAA and 6th in SV% Cow is 2nd in Wins; van der Veen is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report BUF -- P. Borkiwicz is out with an MCL Sprain. Expected return is 4/2/20 DAL -- A. Guibeau is out with a Fractured Collarbone. Expected return is 3/19/20 FLA -- T. Guyclint is out with a Broken Leg. Expected return is 4/26/20 Comments Boston may make the playoffs for the first time  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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