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I check this thread every couple days for status updates. "lol still loving lost" Okay 
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Just dropping back in to say they're all dead at the bottom of the ocean.
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Mar 18, 2014 00:32
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mckenna posted:Here's an interesting graphic from the Wall Street Journal showing the mountain peaks and sea troughs that the search areas arc through. Pretty unforgiving terrain. A few people asked in the last 5 pages or so why the northern and southern arcs don't join. The reason is that if the plane were in that middle zone, two different satellites would have received the signal. Since the second satellite didn't get the last engine update (only the one over the Indian ocean), it was definitely not sent from that central exclusion arc.
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Mar 18, 2014 00:34
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duckmaster posted:No. My definition (and the definition of Occam's razor) says that we choose what we do know and what we do have facts for. Wow. I got loving told. duckmaster posted:Hypothesis 1: The plane was hijacked by terrorists. Evidence: Hypothesis 2 isn't a hypothesis. It's an observation. Ok I get it, you're kidding and I don't get the joke. Jake Armitage fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Mar 18, 2014 |
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Mar 18, 2014 00:40
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Occums razor cant be right because there are tons of complicated things all over the place. Look at a wrist watch or something. If the simplest thing is always correct we'd be walking around with sun dials on our wrists.
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Mar 18, 2014 00:48
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http://abcnews.go.com/International/clues-sought-malaysian-airlines-pilots-homemade-flight-simulator/story?id=22940217 Vidya games did it!
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Mar 18, 2014 01:01
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What if the plane was actually hijacked by a guy named occam with a box cutter makes u think
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Mar 18, 2014 01:08
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help I'm lost in an Occam's razor argument
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Mar 18, 2014 01:15
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Well guys, Malaysia has now changed the timeline and says the transponder may not have been disabled before the "goodnight" message. They say it could have been disabled at "any time". That's a pretty critical detail that caused everyone's inference of hijacking and suicide. If any doubt is cast on the Roll's Royce data, I think they could consider turning their asses back around to the Gulf of Thailand. I knew this time would come, I hope you got your wild theories in while you could. e: Link: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/closeread/2014/03/the-story-of-flight-370-changes-again.html
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Mar 18, 2014 01:15
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I Greyhound posted:A few people asked in the last 5 pages or so why the northern and southern arcs don't join. The reason is that if the plane were in that middle zone, two different satellites would have received the signal. Since the second satellite didn't get the last engine update (only the one over the Indian ocean), it was definitely not sent from that central exclusion arc.
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Mar 18, 2014 01:27
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Every time I watch the Malay government give a press conference I like to play circus music. You just expect clowns to come out at any minute.
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Mar 18, 2014 01:31
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2 questions re: the estimated location along the arc (but not in the middle of it.) Do these rolls Royce maintenence transponders run even if the engines off? I assume not since the pings of that led them to say "it flew for 7 more hours" instead of "we know it didn't crash for at least 7 hours. But if they do run on a battery even if the engine is shut off could a roof of a hangar be lowering the signal strength and it's closer to the sat than thought?
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Mar 18, 2014 01:32
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occams razor says that the simplest answer to this thread is 
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Mar 18, 2014 01:33
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never trust an elf posted:help I'm lost in an Occam's razor argument Yeah starting to think what happened was the co-pilot start getting pedantic about Occam's Razor and the pilot decided to just nose down to end the misery.
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Mar 18, 2014 01:33
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duckmaster posted:Hypothesis 1: The plane was hijacked by terrorists. Evidence: you are so loving stupid hahahaha
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Mar 18, 2014 01:39
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fifty pages later and the armchair rescue heroes still ain't found poo poo
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Mar 18, 2014 01:43
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i think it's safe to say that the plane is in multiple pieces now at least, unless it isn't
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Mar 18, 2014 01:44
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Obligatory Handle posted:Just dropping back in to say they're all dead at the bottom of the ocean. Just because they're at the bottom of the ocean doesn't mean they're dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo It's just ockham's razor really
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Mar 18, 2014 01:45
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Double Muhammad posted:fifty pages later and the armchair rescue heroes still ain't found poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6HIqxq1Umc They're trying.
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Mar 18, 2014 01:45
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Next thing you know, Schrödinger's pussy will be shaved with Occam's razor, right inside the box!
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Mar 18, 2014 01:47
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Wouldn't the simplest explanation for the transponder or whatever being turned off RIGHT WHEN THEY WERE SWITCHING AIRSPACE be foul play?
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Mar 18, 2014 01:48
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I think we have a winner here: https://plus.google.com/app/basic/stream/z13cv1gohsmbv5jmy221vrfyiz3vdhbop04 This pilot is totally convinced that a fire or other disaster broke out and took out the communications. The pilot instinctively turned towards the airstrip at Pulau Langkawi, which runs South West. While approaching, they became incapacitated and the plane kept on flying until it ran out of fuel.
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Mar 18, 2014 01:51
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ayekappy posted:Wouldn't the simplest explanation for the transponder or whatever being turned off RIGHT WHEN THEY WERE SWITCHING AIRSPACE be foul play? no, occams razor would say quite otherwise, if only you would apply it. the simplest explanation according to the razor would be that the plane and all its cargo underwent a sudden catastrophic cessation of material existence immediately following its last known position. in fact, however, there is another slightly different option, that it maintained its physical continuity but was transposed into another material dimension causally discontinuous with this our own. either way one must conclude by inevitable logical thinking that the best explanation is that it was most assuredly disappeared without a trace. i hope this application of scientific logic will help you find the truth more easily in future
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Mar 18, 2014 01:54
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I don't think a razor is going to help find the plane, but I guess at this point the Malaysians are willing to try anything
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Mar 18, 2014 01:59
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Put away the razors and get a fine-tooth comb! hehh, very funny jokes about razors itt,,,,
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Mar 18, 2014 02:00
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I had already chosen a name for what I would choose to be my future identity, if I ever found a need to change my name. I've now changed my choice to Occam's Razor.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:00
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PleasureKevin posted:I think we have a winner here: This has been my theory all along but I didn't wanna share it cuz I don't want to look stupid.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:08
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Arclyte posted:Yeah starting to think what happened was the co-pilot start getting pedantic about Occam's Razor and the pilot decided to just nose down to end the misery.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:11
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demonR6 posted:Every time I watch the Malay government give a press conference I like to play circus music. You just expect clowns to come out at any minute. But they do- they're the Malay government!
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Mar 18, 2014 02:13
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xsuperkidx posted:
and yet I still feel smarter than Don Lemon
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Mar 18, 2014 02:16
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I think you might be putting too much faith in Malay radar. How do you know they didnt just start tracking SIA68/SQ68 as a cover up while aliens hijacked the plane over Vietnam to land on the moon?
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I want to believe that Courtney Love found the plane so much
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Mar 18, 2014 02:18
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PleasureKevin posted:I think we have a winner here: Wouldn't the plane have crashed pretty quickly if there's a fire, instead of keep flying?
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Mar 18, 2014 02:18
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I know there's lots of floating debris after a crash in the ocean, but how long does it take for that poo poo to sink?
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Mar 18, 2014 02:18
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Copley Depot posted:"The plane disappeared" is an observation. "Occam's razor" pertains to hypotheses for why the plane disappeared. Specifically, it says that we should prefer the most parsimonious hypothesis for why the plane disappeared. "Parsimonious"? Jesus, someone has a small penis.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:20
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Mehrunes' razor > Occam's razor
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Mar 18, 2014 02:35
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SteveVizsla posted:Wouldn't the plane have crashed pretty quickly if there's a fire, instead of keep flying? Planes are immune to smoke inhalation, but people aren't. Elphiem posted:Mehrunes' razor > Occam's razor If you honestly use Mehrune's razor over Occam's, you live in a loving fantasy world.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:36
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Courtney Love shot the plane and made it look like a suicide.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:38
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Double Muhammad posted:fifty pages later and the armchair rescue heroes still ain't found poo poo Ah poo poo guys, we were supposed to be looking for the plane this whole time. Let's join arms and sweep the surrounding area until we find some clues. Watch out for dog poo poo and fox holes.
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Mar 18, 2014 02:43
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PleasureKevin posted:I think we have a winner here: This was written before the satellite pings were disclosed, I think. He tries to address them in the comments, but only looks at the length of time, not the position of the arcs and the plane's last observed bearing. He's starting from a point of "the pilot's couldn't have been involved because pilots are awesome" and aligning the facts to that.
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has anyone made the joke of asian people making great cars but lousy drivers
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Mar 18, 2014 02:57
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