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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I thought they were different sized holes for peeing, so you could try if you felt up to a challenge or not. Restrictor plates.
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The better public restrooms in Japan (such as those in nice department stores that cater to young mothers with time and money to spare) often have built-in child seats for their toilets, like so: (shown folded down into place) Speaking from experience, nothing terrifies a currently training or newly trained toddler more than having to balance on a full-sized toilet seat and not fall in. They even sell portable fold-up child toilet seats here in the States to ease the transition. Just try not to think about the implications of carrying that around with you everywhere you go.
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Mar 18, 2014 14:03
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It would be useful in every men's restroom ever to hopefully shield at least one of them from pee. It'd be a revolution for bar bathrooms.
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Mar 18, 2014 14:05
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KoRMaK posted:It would be useful in every men's restroom ever to hopefully shield at least one of them from pee. Who is bringing a toddler to a bar?
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Mar 18, 2014 14:15
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twoday posted:Ok guys, I figured it out. It's not about hygiene, it's about anatomy. It has 3 settings: man, woman and child. The top one is for the child, and has a small hole. The middle one is for women, and is a normal seat, and is for women. The third one for men has the C ring design, which gives room for the stream when you're standing and also gives a slot to shove your dick through when you're sitting down so it doesn't just lay on top of the seat like a dead fish and cause you to, without thinking, piss all over the floor. Mystery solved. Do people have this problem? Your taint would have to be enormous.
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Mar 18, 2014 14:18
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Do people have this problem? Your taint would have to be enormous. Don't taint-shame. 
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Mar 18, 2014 14:21
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Who is bringing a toddler to a bar? I would like to, but it just isn't worth it because of the loving toilets.
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Mar 18, 2014 14:21
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Saw this at CVS yesterday. Solid advice.
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Mar 18, 2014 14:24
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Do people have this problem? Your taint would have to be enormous. It only happens on small or square toilets. My friend has one of the latter at his house, it's awful, looks something like this: 
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Mar 18, 2014 14:37
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twoday posted:It only happens on small or square toilets. My friend has one of the latter at his house, it's awful, looks something like this: I'm sorry to tell you this, but your friend may be a robot.
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Mar 18, 2014 14:42
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Hirayuki posted:The better public restrooms in Japan (such as those in nice department stores that cater to young mothers with time and money to spare) often have built-in child seats for their toilets, like so: My local shopping centre ('mall', I believe you Americans call them) has one stall in every bathroom that has 2 loos: a regular-sized one and a small one, so you and your kid can pee at the same time, I guess. And yes, I use the small one every time.
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Istari posted:My local shopping centre ('mall', I believe you Americans call them) has one stall in every bathroom that has 2 loos: a regular-sized one and a small one, so you and your kid can pee at the same time, I guess. Are you sure the little ones are not bidets?
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Mar 18, 2014 14:51
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Istari posted:My local shopping centre ('mall', I believe you Americans call them) has one stall in every bathroom that has 2 loos: a regular-sized one and a small one, so you and your kid can pee at the same time, I guess. My kid is 4 now, but when he was learning to pee standing up he LOVED peeing at the same time as me. "Daddy, two boys make bubbles?"
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Mar 18, 2014 14:53
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General Specific posted:I'm sorry to tell you this, but your friend may be a robot. I did a spit take of coffee on my ipad while reading this. Let's switch from toilet humor to graveyard humor: 
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Mar 18, 2014 15:50
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Better or worse than Ha Ha?
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Mar 18, 2014 15:54
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I wonder if there's Chiu Chiu.
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Mar 18, 2014 15:59
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twoday posted:I did a spit take of coffee on my ipad while reading this. Oh no! 
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Mar 18, 2014 16:01
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veedubfreak posted:Better or worse than Ha Ha? You got a problem with Ha Ha? 
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Mar 18, 2014 16:27
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Hold up, let's go back a second. Square toilets? Why and where is this a thing?
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Mar 18, 2014 17:49
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Mar 18, 2014 17:53
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Captain Trips posted:Hold up, let's go back a second. It's for people who eat and therefore poop cubed food. Like those cubish watermelons you've probably seen pictures of on the Internet?
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Mar 18, 2014 18:21
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Mar 18, 2014 18:23
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Thank you for posting, I had completely forgotten this picture exists. And I just spent a good five minutes laughing at it, because I'm tired as hell and that is a perfect picture.
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Mar 18, 2014 18:25
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Captain Trips posted:Hold up, let's go back a second. Everybody poops. So do robots. So do you.
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Mar 18, 2014 18:26
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Mar 18, 2014 18:32
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That could only be better if it were the original three (and a friend) recreating the scene.
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Mar 18, 2014 18:38
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KoRMaK posted:It would be useful in every men's restroom ever to hopefully shield at least one of them from pee. Each of the three seats would be covered in poo poo, piss and puke in no time. It'd be a matyroshka toilet of horrors
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Mar 18, 2014 18:45
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Captain Trips posted:Hold up, let's go back a second. It's for wombats which have cubic poop*. I suspect a toilet that size might be for a Diprotodon, which was about the size of a small car. Jokes on the toilet makers though, Diprotodon have been extinct for 40,000 years *citation: 
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Mar 18, 2014 19:00
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Friend posted this on Facebook this morning: a pancake menu from a restaurant at JFK airport in New York.
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Mar 18, 2014 19:05
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Do they have square buttholes or something?
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Mar 18, 2014 19:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:Do they have square buttholes or something? Wombats? They have a special thing in their butt that cuts the poop.
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Mar 18, 2014 19:09
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muscles like this? posted:Wombats? They have a special thing in their butt that cuts the poop. Sphincter says what?
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Mar 18, 2014 19:30
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Captain Trips posted:Hold up, let's go back a second. In Plain Awful.  
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Mar 18, 2014 19:34
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Captain Trips posted:Hold up, let's go back a second. You think that's bad, wait until we get to the german toilets where you poo on a shelf so you can look at it before you flush it. Splash free!
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Mar 18, 2014 20:03
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organburner posted:Thank you for posting, I had completely forgotten this picture exists. Since I haven't seen this recently: 
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Mar 18, 2014 20:30
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Every time I see this I find myself wondering if the "stingray" is played by actress Nicole Sullivan (from MadTV most famously) because it really looks like her to me. (cue several posts of people saying she looks like several unrelated people for comedic effect)
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Mar 18, 2014 20:35
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Choco1980 posted:Every time I see this I find myself wondering if the "stingray" is played by actress Nicole Sullivan (from MadTV most famously) because it really looks like her to me. That was my impression as well. To the point where I think it might actually be her.
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Mar 18, 2014 20:41
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Choco1980 posted:Every time I see this I find myself wondering if the "stingray" is played by actress Nicole Sullivan (from MadTV most famously) because it really looks like her to me. Nah, I see it.
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Choco1980 posted:Every time I see this I find myself wondering if the "stingray" is played by actress Nicole Sullivan (from MadTV most famously) because it really looks like her to me.
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