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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

I can only hope Batroc the Leaper's movie career does as well as arnies



Mark Hunt has the finest fashion sense (I don't know who the other guy is)

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Mar 18, 2014

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Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
That Mark Hunt photo is completely loving with my sense of proportions

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Are those people dwarves? They look like really tall dwarves.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Are those people dwarves? They look like really tall dwarves.

i think when they're from new zealand you have to call them hobbits

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003


Thauros fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Mar 18, 2014

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

Yuriy posted:

I can only hope Batroc the Leaper's movie career does as well as arnies



Mark Hunt has the finest fashion sense (I don't know who the other guy is)

When aliens come down and demand that we present the best among us, we will present Mark Hunt.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
God drat it, Baszler, everyone else is dressed up fancy for a night out, and you show up looking like that?

WHERE THE gently caress IS YOUR TOPHAT?!

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

sexy_trash posted:



This was quickly deleted by Renee. I imagine the brass didn't like it too much.
So I guess Dean's sleaze is contagious.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kifisonfire posted:

So I guess Dean's sleaze is contagious.

That's Dean's kitchen.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

That's Dean's kitchen.

You ever try and carry a urinal up the stairs, man?

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

That's Dean's kitchen.
Impossible, there's a bin to the left.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Kifisonfire posted:

Impossible, there's a bin to the left.

Upon closer inspection, there also appear to be walls and a roof.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Kifisonfire posted:

Impossible, there's a bin to the left.

Where do you think he goes to the bathroom? In the urinal like HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN?!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?




Uh... huh.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Gavok posted:



Uh... huh.

This is amazing.

Curtis of Nigeria
Jan 9, 2009

kidcoelacanth posted:

This is amazing.

Goldust's longevity really deserves a bump up the card and an honorary world title run. Giving him the strap just once is the rightful cap to a remarkable career.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
The world title isn't a gold watch

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


It is for the Big Show! You have to see his wrist live! TV doesn't do it justice!

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Curtis of Nigeria posted:

Goldust's longevity really deserves a bump up the card and an honorary world title run. Giving him the strap just once is the rightful cap to a remarkable career.

what planet are you on jesus

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
That pretty quickly replaced OH MY GOD as Joey Styles' catchphrase in my mind.

Sometimes I imagine him saying that about other things. "Mom, I'm at Costco. You should see the SIZE of this tub of mayo!! FaceTime wouldn't do it justice!!"

Curtis of Nigeria
Jan 9, 2009

Nut Bunnies posted:

The world title isn't a gold watch

Obviously, but he'd be so appreciative.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Curtis of Nigeria posted:

Goldust's longevity really deserves a bump up the card and an honorary world title run. Giving him the strap just once is the rightful cap to a remarkable career.

I support this. They let loving Bradshaw hold the belt when he was getting ready to retire, don't tell me that Goldust doesn't deserve his moment in a golden shower of sunlight. He managed to get over AS GOLDUST. They were like "Go be Goldust" and he made that poo poo work so well that even 20 years later he is still beloved.

E: This isn't the questions thread!

titties fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Mar 19, 2014

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

When is Kenny Omega gonna get his gold watch?

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it

Gavok posted:



Uh... huh.

Goldust has transcended this existence. One day he's going to go for a Goldicanrana and transform into pure energy.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
Now I'm wondering how a gimmick like Goldust is considered hard to get over.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Nut Bunnies posted:

Now I'm wondering how a gimmick like Goldust is considered hard to get over.

2014 Goldust is not 1996 Goldust. He was supposed to be some kind of ambiguously gay drag queen obsessed with movies (he's supposed to be an Oscar) which anyone would be like "gently caress, they're burying me" over. Instead he played it so over-the-top that he got it over. It got toned down over time and now he's just a fun weirdo who wears a Lycra body suit.

Luigi Thirty fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Mar 19, 2014

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Luigi Thirty posted:

(he's supposed to be an Oscar)
How did I not notice this before

Orgophlax
Aug 26, 2002


If they hadn't unified the titles, I would have no problems with a Goldust WHC run.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Orgophlax posted:

If they hadn't unified the titles, I would have no problems with a Goldust WHC run.

The Big Gold belt on Golddust would single-handedly kill Bitcoin once and for all.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Orgophlax posted:

If they hadn't unified the titles, I would have no problems with a Goldust WHC run.

Yea that would have been perfect, as much as I love what he's been doing, I don't know that I can justify a unified title run right now.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Not a lot of reason he couldn't have the US title or something. Ambrose isn't doing a thing with it.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

DeathChicken posted:

Not a lot of reason he couldn't have the US title or something. Ambrose isn't doing a thing with it.

I was going to suggest the IC title, but same difference. Play up his former IC title run, give a story reason for Rhodes v Rhodes if you split them, give some younger guys a solid hand to work with. Basically use it like it used to be used, as a belt for solid workers, and the occasional upper-midcard -> main event platform.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Russo looks disgusted at having to touch a non-white.

And Johnny Ace back there, sporting the sneaky fanny pack.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



He finally found out what they're gonna do.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Gavok posted:

It is for the Big Show! You have to see his wrist live! TV doesn't do it justice!

You're my favourite, Gavok.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Gavok posted:

He finally found out what they're gonna do.

One of my favorite signs I saw during I think Hogan's post-WMX8 face run was "I don't know what I'm gonna do, Hulk!" :haw:

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