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there was a dude this morning outside the office trying to recruit for his startup so shamefur
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:i did up my linked in like a resume and get mail from recruiters 1-2x a week. even though I've been in this position for 7 months same but per day. step yo keywerd game up son
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Mar 19, 2014 01:54
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I too can get a billion emails per day from random Indian spammers and botnets.
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Mar 19, 2014 02:07
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FamDav posted:there was a dude this morning outside the office trying to recruit for his startup No need to talk in the third person. We're here for you in the depressionchat thread errr I mean.
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Mar 19, 2014 02:08
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Morkai posted:same but per day. im not even looking atm and haven't done jack poo poo with my profile since i got hired by newjob. plus I'm scrupulously honest irl Nanami Madobe posted:I too can get a billion emails per day from random Indian spammers and botnets. you aren;t posting like someone who knows jack poo poo about linkedin
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Mar 19, 2014 02:13
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:tbf half of them are looking for hadoop/pig/hive, know i don't have that, and want me to refer them to my contacts. as if hadoop and cascading are fun as hell, i would leave my job in a heartbeat to be paid to work on that poo poo pig and hive scare me tho
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Mar 19, 2014 02:17
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i get emails from recruiters on linkedin a few times a week and i think it still lists me as a loving teaching assistant and not my current position
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Mar 19, 2014 02:18
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Nanami Madobe posted:No need to talk in the third person. We're here for you in the depressionchat thread errr I mean. but actually tho. he didnt even have food or anything that would get me to stop.
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Mar 19, 2014 02:29
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whoa half an hour after booting up vs2013 and google i made an application consisting of an html form that sends data over the COM port to my arduino to make it say yospos bitch followed by whatever i type into the box c# owns
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Mar 19, 2014 02:40
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Luigi Thirty posted:whoa half an hour after booting up vs2013 and google i made an application consisting of an html form that sends data over the COM port to my arduino to make it say yospos bitch followed by whatever i type into the box c# owns 
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Mar 19, 2014 05:22
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Luigi Thirty posted:whoa half an hour after booting up vs2013 and google i made an application consisting of an html form that sends data over the COM port to my arduino to make it say yospos bitch followed by whatever i type into the box c# owns c# is good. mvc is good. webapi 2 is good.
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Mar 19, 2014 16:55
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i have anroid and ios listed on my linkedin and get multiple linkedin mails per day from people that want me to work on their disruptive toilet app or w/e. learn mobile get job
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Mar 19, 2014 17:34
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please no. my toilet gets enough disruption as it is
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Mar 19, 2014 17:37
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:im not even looking atm and haven't done jack poo poo with my profile since i got hired by newjob. plus I'm scrupulously honest irl Say that to my piles of money that is representative of my feelings of self-worth. Oh, I didn't get all these piles of money by posting in the YOSPOS version of the Toho thread.
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Mar 19, 2014 18:26
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when i give a build to QA
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A COMPUTER GUY posted:i have anroid and ios listed on my linkedin and get multiple linkedin mails per day from people that want me to work on their disruptive toilet app or w/e. learn mobile get job I did start learning objective-c and write an ios app for my website at the height of tf2 hat mania but never submitted it to the app store because they don't accept mspaint logos and i literally can't draw inside the lines irl so i gave up i did in my darker days however write a really lovely android app for the site that got 36,000 downloads (even though it only works on the model of phone i had at the time) but there is no goddamn way i am doing loving android development oh my god what a shitpile i'll learn mumps before i work with the ADK ever again
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Mar 19, 2014 20:26
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double sulk posted:i've been feeling kinda lovely the last week or so welp i'm depressed and everything seems overwhelming and i have no motivation quote:basically i look at projects i want to be able to jump into a million loc code base and make an impact in five minutes, i am unwilling to spend any time getting to grips with a system because i'm afraid i will have wasted my time quote:but at the same time it wears down my personal drive to do anything else. working with the ruby ecosystem saps my will to live. quote:but i honestly have no idea what's going to happen or if i'd end up really wanting the job if i was fortunate enough to be offered it. i have resigned myself to a defeatist attitude and self fufilling prophecies of inadequacy
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Mar 19, 2014 23:41
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man you're dark today
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Mar 19, 2014 23:43
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what u get for trying to teach people imo
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Mar 19, 2014 23:44
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the reason you don't get anything done is that your projects have overwhelming scope and doing something simple that works seems so trite and obvious that you won't even try so - open your loving editor - write some boring poo poo - debug and keep going it turns out that learning to build large systems is not a case of learning the right way but doing it bad and wrong and learning from your mistakes so, get out there and make some loving mistakes here are some simple loving challenges for you - pick up a new language & write a flappy bird clone - pick up a book on haskell and do all the exercises (alt: do the same for sicp/htdp) - go and read the practice of programming and stop being a big whiny babby because software engineering gets hard when you're not just writing skins for databases
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Mar 19, 2014 23:46
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i made a program that plays mary had a little lamb except with fart noises. my 3yo son loves it (so do i)
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Mar 19, 2014 23:48
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there is some old loving saying about comics, writing, drawing etc that you have thousands of bad ideas in your system and you have to just get on with writing them and developing them before you get close to being good at a thing i have and continue to make thousands of loving mistakes because if anything, that's the only way i've found to write good software
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Mar 19, 2014 23:48
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tef posted:there is some old loving saying about comics, writing, drawing etc that you have thousands of bad ideas in your system and you have to just get on with writing them and developing them before you get close to being good at a thing but if this is the case why is vince russo still a terrible writer
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:i made a program that plays mary had a little lamb except with fart noises. my 3yo son loves it (so do i) i have never personally seen or heard this program butt i also love it
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Mar 20, 2014 00:03
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tef posted:the reason you don't get anything done is that your projects have overwhelming scope and doing something simple that works seems so trite and obvious that you won't even try
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Mar 20, 2014 00:36
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huh i feel better now that i'm applying for literally everything on monster with a language i've ever used and i started messing with c# funny how that works funny computer i read some shsc rant about idiot web dev coworkers who only know how to write skins for select queries and type php errors into stack overflow and had an irl meltdown for a while, i mean i know i'm not like that but ~i was triggered~ anyway
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Mar 20, 2014 01:39
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tef posted:welp i'm depressed and everything seems overwhelming and i have no motivation Me too brother. I'm actually unemployed and living with my parents and my resume is just a napkin that says, "Unemployable."
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Mar 20, 2014 02:51
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tef posted:the reason you don't get anything done is that your projects have overwhelming scope and doing something simple that works seems so trite and obvious that you won't even try - Make a good post. It goes for all of you.
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Mar 20, 2014 02:52
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tef posted:- open your loving editor a million times this. i write a cool piece of code every couple months. i produce 2000x more boring code because that's what programming IS.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:05
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All my code rules. Sounds like you all need to step up your game.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:08
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Nanami Madobe posted:All my code rules. Sounds like you all need to step up your game. my code rules. it's boring but it works when you need it to. there is nothing more to code.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:10
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Sounds like you have untapped potential.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:15
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Nanami Madobe posted:Sounds like you have untapped potential. ya think?
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Mar 20, 2014 03:16
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It's out there somewhere. Go get it.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:17
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idk man my comfort zone sure is comfortable. maybe i'll just stay here and sulk
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Mar 20, 2014 03:18
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Keep on perfecting yourself until your flesh rots and your bones get ground into dust.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:18
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what's up not-tori
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Is there a point to a pursuit of perfection? Do you find a point you're comfortable with and stay there or do you keep on pressing on? When do you stop? Until you die? Does it matter? Do you even care? I guess all that matters is shiny glitter and the slits of women to blow your wad to.
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Mar 20, 2014 03:34
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No, I know what really matters. It's to get to a point high enough to gloat over others without caring to surpass your own mediocrity, turning yourself into a very large hypocrite.
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the pursuit is the point lil noobie  
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