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Copley Depot posted:its just my mom relax everyone yeah like your mom is aerodynamic
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plane found. so what
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Fat Lowtax posted:plane found. so what The plane died on it's way to the home planet. In other news quasars aren't common, they outpace us.
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Mar 20, 2014 04:59
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Please merge the planethread with the auspol thread
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A big fat "maybe": http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/possible-parts-missing-jet-spotted-australia-prime-minister-n57296 edit: tony abbot says "maybe" in a funny accent: http://media.smh.com.au/news/national-news/mh370-have-we-found-it-5278048.html Drape Culture fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Mar 20, 2014 |
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Mar 20, 2014 05:02
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Twitter conspiracy theorist with various US government sources is ho-hum about latest debris discovery: "I hope Australia has found #MH370, but we've heard satellites have found debris 4 or 5 times, oil slicks, luggage and bodies for 10 days." "China thinks it went north, DHS [thinks] north, DoD north ... NTSB puts #MH370 in a small area 2300km west of perth. Something is wrong" This guy thinks it landed in Iran or in some -stan nearby (I want to believe because it'd be like political science X-Files poo poo) but I can't make his reasoning work until it's confirmed officially because most of it is from his Rolodex of anonymous sources, like "My primary DHS source says that they have a briefing indicating DoD has reason to believe #MH370 'could’ve landed in Pakistan.'" Bonus weird aviation nerd humor: 
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Micah Grimes @MicahGrimes .@wrightups from Navy P-8 search plane: "We are just descending through clouds right now ... about 1,300 miles southwest of Australia." 2 minutes ago Reply Retweet Favorite http://voices.suntimes.com/news/breaking-news/live-updates-possible-objects-from-mh370-detected-near-australia/
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I've been enjoying this story immensely solely for the Lost angle. Like, this media reaction would have been the same in Lost, right? The missing flight 815 would be a huge world wide deal with governments looking and satellites and everything. And so when Jack and crew come back, it would be a super huge deal.
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Mar 20, 2014 05:23
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Maybe this is just one of those exercises we train for you know, a rouge 777 is out there waiting. We must be prepared. This news story is fiction, because
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So this would be essentially a huge nod in favour of the fire theory - that they went up to extinguish the fire but poo poo got real and they've ended up Payne Stewarting all the way over the Indonesian islands and just fallen out of the sky. Just once I wanted it to be hippos.
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Mar 20, 2014 05:26
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samizdat posted:Twitter conspiracy theorist with various US government sources is ho-hum about latest debris discovery: There's some good poo poo on reddit too: "I think most everyone knows the plane didn't head down towards that Southern arc. The Aussie Air Force isn't even flying their birds up in the air to look yet. The southern corridor is deliberately being kept in play at this point to create the illusion of confusion to the public as well as whatever villain(s) involved thinks we aren't going to find the plane. Likewise, China's search in it's western provinces is a decoy as well. Wonder why there's been no real developments the past couple days? It's because in all likelihood we've already got them and their location in our crosshairs (or close to it) and we don't want to tip them off about the fact intelligence agencies confidentially know the plane took the Northern Route. The success of the surely impending SEAL/Dark Ops mission against the plane landing site and it's captors will rely on targets who believe nobody will find them."
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Mar 20, 2014 05:28
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Mar 20, 2014 05:31
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malaysia take notes: this is how you do a press conference
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Mar 20, 2014 05:33
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Snowcow posted:There's some good poo poo on reddit too: AUS & NZ Orions are heading there at the moment. Visibility is poo poo atm and I think there's one in the vicinity.
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Imapanda posted:what if they ended up on the lost island? Others would kill them. Or Smoke Monster.
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Apparently its a "number of objects" that might indicate a debris field... watch it turn out to be nothing 
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samizdat posted:I'm loving jealous that he had a job that he loved so much that he'd pretend to do it while he was at home. How many people have dreams about being at work and wake up in the morning completely pissed off? Not this guy. Way to go, dude. I thought it was a thing among airline pilots to do something like bring a laptop on-board a long trans-Atlantic flight and play flight sims on it on the flight deck. Just something anecdotal I read once.
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Mar 20, 2014 05:45
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fuseshock posted:Apparently its a "number of objects" that might indicate a debris field... watch it turn out to be nothing A patch of rubber ducks or severed feet.
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Mar 20, 2014 05:50
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the pacifc ocean garbage path shows everything thats of worth floats.
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Ironed Idol posted:the pacifc ocean garbage path shows everything thats of worth floats. I hope there's some Vietnamese or something living on that huge garbage island. They could collect rainwater, fish, grow some plants in plastic gardens. Plenty of material for building some huts and skiffs. Sounds pretty sweet, actually.
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Mar 20, 2014 05:52
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Nevermind false alarm!
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fuseshock posted:Apparently its a "number of objects" that might indicate a debris field... watch it turn out to be nothing It's worse than nothing. It turns out that debris field is actually from the Fukushima, and is chock full of all the deadly radiation idiots on facebook have been warning us about.  When they go to investigate the ones not killed by a deadly dose of radiation will surely be killed by irradiated sea monsters.
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redshirt posted:I hope there's some Vietnamese or something living on that huge garbage island. "day 31 It is nice here, hopping across milk crates is necessity though. It seems the man with the oldest form of plastic is king here. To nad for him bakelite is not immune from the sun. Day 43 "I made a lenses and killed the kings idol everyone is upset" Day 131 "I now have a mountain dew can".
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i heard on cnn that it's just a whale
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redshirt posted:I hope there's some Vietnamese or something living on that huge garbage island. The garbage island isn't an island, it's just an area where there is a large amount of poo poo in the sea. And when I say large amount I mean "it just about outnumbers plankton". You can't stand on it and you certainly wouldn't be aware you were even in it.
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and to think they all vanished like that without even one snarky GBS post is the most insulting thing!! Goshdarnit, looks like I'm gonna have to get fatter and whiter pondering this one. :also seeking sullen lab assistant/intern to help out here so, hmu.
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fuseshock posted:Apparently its a "number of objects" that might indicate a debris field... watch it turn out to be nothing I too am hoping that the plane crashed and everyone died.
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duckmaster posted:The garbage island isn't an island, it's just an area where there is a large amount of poo poo in the sea. And when I say large amount I mean "it just about outnumbers plankton". http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/oceanography/great-pacific-garbage-patch.htm
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gradenko_2000 posted:I thought it was a thing among airline pilots to do something like bring a laptop on-board a long trans-Atlantic flight and play flight sims on it on the flight deck. Just something anecdotal I read once. That's some spergy poo poo if true. "God, flying this 747 from NYC to London is boring as poo poo. Let me just boot up my laptop and pretend to fly a 737 from LA to Vegas and back a few times."
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PLAEN FOUND??? I look forward to tomorrow's headline: NOPE. (srsly I hope this is legit so everyone can get some answers and put an end to this madness)
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Ironed Idol posted:a rouge 777 is out there waiting. Nah man, I think it's blue and white.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:That's some spergy poo poo if true. Well, if you have a 6-figure job that you absolutely love due to your sperginess, then more power to you. I can respect that. Seriously, that pilot had a good life, I really doubt he would cock it up out of some half assed terrorism plot.
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fuseshock posted:Apparently its a "number of objects" that might indicate a debris field... watch it turn out to be nothing parts from an entirely unrelated, totally unknown, 777.
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tentative8e8op posted:parts from an entirely unrelated, totally unknown, 777. It's actually that stolen 737 from 2003
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It took 2 years for AF 447 and that was only a couple years ago, with a much smaller area. Pretty soon news channels are going to get sick of no story.
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gradenko_2000 posted:I thought it was a thing among airline pilots to do something like bring a laptop on-board a long trans-Atlantic flight and fixed
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Is it wrong that I'm hoping it isn't the plane just so the hilarity can continue?
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Emanuel Collective posted:They could have had boats in the area days ago but Tony Abbott stopped the boats
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