Let's Play: the world's absolute worst games ever created!

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frajaq: Jan 30, 2009; #acolyte GM of 2014

Yes Please I want to see more Wallfish and his friend

# ? Mar 20, 2014 06:27

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 03:37

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

All the recent videos have been awesome. Most of them are good, but Lowtax has seriously been on a roll here lately.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 06:56

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Light Gun Man posted:

All the recent videos have been awesome. Most of them are good, but Lowtax has seriously been on a roll here lately.

Thank you, I appreciate all the kind words!!!

# ? Mar 20, 2014 07:52

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Lowtax posted:

Thank you, I appreciate all the kind words!!!

Your video's are bad and your YouTube channel stinks!

Haha just kidding you're alright we're all friends here.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 08:56

Sanguinary Novel: Jan 27, 2009

hayden. posted:

This is the best video you've done so far IMO, and my girlfriend who's usually so-so on your stuff absolutely loved this and was in tears laughing, barely breathing. She's a MST3K fan too so maybe that's why it worked for her. Please more of this! I clicked on a bunch of ads for you.

Same here. I really like when Slowbeef and Diabetus do longplays, so one with Slowbeef and Lowtax is extra amazing. It's like two connoisseurs of terrible poo poo came together to mock something so hilariously bad in every single way. I think this means that Shmorky and Diabetus have to do a video together now.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 09:44

necroid: May 14, 2009

I wonder why you never hear Shmorky AND Slowbeef together in the same video, makes you think doesn't it??

_{^{_{^{_{^{their names both start with an S}}}}}}

# ? Mar 20, 2014 12:15

az: Dec 2, 2005

Lowtax posted:

Thank you, I appreciate all the kind words!!!

Lowtax do you ever play fun games anymore? You can't let the poo poo games ruin you man.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 12:24

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

az posted:

Lowtax do you ever play fun games anymore? You can't let the poo poo games ruin you man.

Who is being ruined by what now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImdgF3FjXAQ

# ? Mar 20, 2014 12:45

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

az posted:

Lowtax do you ever play fun games anymore? You can't let the poo poo games ruin you man.

Dude's playing EDF, which is more than enough to counter these games.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 14:10

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

I am really starting to wonder how much this really does have in common with the devs of cry of fear. Cry of Fear was an awful game but it seemed better put together than this both on a technical and gameplay level.

Could it merely be a budget difference?

Edit:\/ so a shittier ripoff of an already lovely game. That explains a lot.

Mokinokaro fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Mar 20, 2014

# ? Mar 20, 2014 14:16

And More: Jun 19, 2013; How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Mokinokaro posted:

I am really starting to wonder how much this really does have in common with the devs of cry of fear. Cry of Fear was an awful game but it seemed better put together than this both on a technical and gameplay level.

Could it merely be a budget difference?

The opening text said: "Inspirado no game Cry of Fear" - Inspired by the game Cry of Fear

Andreas R�nnberg (the guy who made Cry of Fear) is credited for the music and sound effects. Simperson Cruz probably stole his music, put a title card in there, and called it a day.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 14:36

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

And More posted:

The opening text said: "Inspirado no game Cry of Fear" - Inspired by the game Cry of Fear

Andreas R�nnberg (the guy who made Cry of Fear) is credited for the music and sound effects. Simperson Cruz probably stole his music, put a title card in there, and called it a day.

Inspirado no SOPHIE??? SOPHIE??? SOPHIE??? IS THAT YOU, SOPHIE???

# ? Mar 20, 2014 16:17

Ceciltron: Jan 11, 2007; Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!; Pillbug

If they're brazilian portuguese, these guys should team up with the Bad Rats dev team and make the worlds first Survival Horror First Person Rat Physics Puzzler

# ? Mar 20, 2014 16:29

Owl Inspector: Sep 14, 2011

Is my wife still there?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 17:23

Danger-Pumpkin: Apr 27, 2008; That's the way the bee bumbles.

WIIFE? IS THAT YOU WIFIE??! ON MY PHOOOONE?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 18:26

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Danger-Pumpkin posted:

WIIFE? IS THAT YOU WIFIE??! ON MY PHOOOONE?

It's not his real wife, it's just a phoney.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 18:38

Kanthulhu: Apr 8, 2009; NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

That was still better than Cry of Fear.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 18:39

Dizz: Feb 14, 2010; L L

Lowtax posted:

Inspirado no SOPHIE??? SOPHIE??? SOPHIE??? IS THAT YOU, SOPHIE???

MARIO?? MAAAARIOOOOOOO!?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 19:35

Kobold eBooks: Mar 5, 2007; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

The health pills are antipsychotics. :psyduck:

# ? Mar 20, 2014 20:28

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

bathroomrage posted:

The health pills are antipsychotics.

For SSRIs, they're very fast acting.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 20:58

RSCNyx: Mar 6, 2013; It's okay, little guy. I would be scared too.

I'm curious if the flickering effect was some sort of horrible glitch, or intentional.

If it was intentional, why?!

I would say it's the most irritating thing, but that dishonor belongs to the obnoxious level design.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:07

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

RSCNyx posted:

If it was intentional, why?!

That's what's so frustrating to me, the fact that they seem to have gone out of their way to make the game as obnoxious as possible, as if they wanted people to not like it.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:10

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

�NO ES BUENO POR JUGAR EL JUGEO VIDEO?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:12

Krampus Grewcock: Aug 26, 2010; Gruss vom Krampus!

Why are all these games in asylums, hospitals, and office buildings? Why not a real scary place like a circus for color blind people or the inside of a really fat guy with Crohn's disease?

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:13

Crankit: Feb 7, 2011; HE WATCHES

Lowtax posted:

That's what's so frustrating to me, the fact that they seem to have gone out of their way to make the game as obnoxious as possible, as if they wanted people to not like it.

I get the feeling that they force their friends to play the levels to show off how clever they are to make a videogame and make it this bad so they can call those guys pussies for not wanting to play.

Of course, when I say friends they're purely hypothetical.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:15

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Crankit posted:

I get the feeling that they force their friends to play the levels to show off how clever they are to make a videogame and make it this bad so they can call those guys pussies for not wanting to play.

Of course, when I say friends they're purely hypothetical.

Well they show that they potentially have the possibility to make a game that doesn't suck and doesn't make you want to immediately stop playing, but then they layer all this unnecessary atrocious garbage on top of it. It's like having a really good cut of meat, but then somebody tries to cook it and burns it, covers it with vomit, and leaves it out to rot for a month.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 21:22

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

In the end we just want a scary game that's an adaptation of the Garfield strips. I know I'd be spooked, trying to find eight Odies while-

[img]http://i.imgur.com/sdXYnkCl.jpg"]son of a bitch[/img]

:arghfist:

# ? Mar 20, 2014 22:05

Phoenixan: Jan 16, 2010; Just Keep Cool-idge

Highlights of part 2:

- Shmorky predicts a chair attacking Lowtax.
- Some guy walks into the SA offices.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 22:07

Honj Steak: May 31, 2013; Hi there.

- They miraculously solve a puzzle without unterstanding the language or using the internet.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 22:31

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Faber posted:

- They miraculously solve a puzzle without unterstanding the language or using the internet.

If you think that was miraculous, wait until you see me relentlessly plow through the puzzles in the garbage shitheap horror game we played for tomorrow!

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:21

FunMerrania: Mar 3, 2013; Blast Processing

Lowtax posted:

If you think that was miraculous, wait until you see me relentlessly plow through the puzzles in the garbage shitheap horror game we played for tomorrow!

I hope it too has ghost chairs.

# ? Mar 20, 2014 23:47